Legion

I'm here exclusively to see art and some funny stuff, I have nothing interesting of my own here, so, go and see another profile.

[astrono77153462]

[biophonies]

happy pride month!! sharing an excerpt from my latest book in which a flamingo falls for a toxic peacock, but is saved by the wisdom of her cool mom & handsome harpy eagle wife ….. bc stable queer elders are everything <3 if you’d like to read more, this book, a quick & easy guide to healthy relationships, is in my shop and wherever books are sold. be safe out there this summer ok?? 🏳️‍🌈

[shencomix]

[bl00dalchemist]

cover them up, slut

[bl00dalchemist]

cover them up, slut

[shencomix]

YIPPEE!!!

[oh-no-its-bird]

Big fan of this guy

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

Th-Thank you... shencomix

[shencomix]

Th-Thank you... shencomix

[bl00dalchemist]

Friendly request to see your ocs pls? Their ongoing bullshit has captivated me

there you go

[bl00dalchemist]

The other day i was talking to @oh-no-its-bird about a modern au where akatsuki is just in jail and it was so funny i had to draw this.

Bonus of Suigetsu being a real one

[bl00dalchemist]

#naruto#naruto shippuden#uchiha itachi#uchiha sasuke#hoozuki suigetsu#honestly. itachi deserves this#presumably the duos are all cellmates in this au#obviously nagato and konan are terrorists and kakuzu is in for tax evasion and/or being a loan shark. maybe other money crimes too#most people assume kisame has an assault or murder charge but he's actually in there for high treason#or he would be if that was still a thing in japan but since it isn't he's officially in there for insurrection instead#that said he DOES have a body count. that's just not what he's in for. the world is truly built on lies....#deidara got sent to juvie for a bomb threat. and then made a bomb in juvie and got sent to big boy prison bc he was almost 18 anyway#sasori did the exact same thing as in canon only without the magic stuff. he made people puppets#they caught him bc he tried making himself into a puppet and. well. hospital#no one is entirely sure what ''tobi'' is in for. or who he actually is. or why they let him wear a mask all the time#only kisame knows that tobi has never been sentenced for anything; he's running his criminal empire from the prison bc he thinks it's funny#he gets away with it bc the guards all think he's the ghost of the executed criminal whose grave the prison was built on#(it's madara) (unclear whether or not he's actually dead) (he definitely was buried down there tho!)#white zetsu and black zetsu are two separate people with the same name. they aren't related but everyone assumes they are#black zetsu is in for corporate espionage. white zetsu was eating people#hidan is. basically the same tbh? he's on death row. they've tried to execute him twice but both times he survived#he once od'd to prove he was immortal and. well he's still kicking? so who knows#orochimaru was in there and then he just kinda left? now he's oto high school's chemistry teacher. unclear how this happened#oh uh konan is in a men's prison bc of transphobia i guess...? yahiko was in juvie with her and nagato but he got in a fight and died#naruto is still trying to get sasuke to change his mind about oto bc uhhhhh sports rivalry#but sasuke doesn't care about sports and oto offered him a scholarship. which he also doesn't care about#he picked oto bc it's in a shitty neighborhood and he wanted to give itachi a heart attack#it IS a good school tho. like if you survive going there you'll get a solid education. lifelong mental scars but sasuke already had those#anyway for itachi - he and shisui had a ''let's kill our family (not sasuke) and then ourselves'' plan but only shisui pulled off part two#and it turns out premeditated mass murder is enough to get you tried as an adult!

tags by @evilkitten3

SHUT UP BC THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE DISCUSSING AND THE CRIMES ARE THE SAME LMAO

[shencomix]

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[bl00dalchemist]

Hello , I thank for your doodles n' admire your talent !! If you're still takin' reqs can I ask for InuYasha or a Madara , pls ?? Keep kickin' ass , fren !!

[smellyvampirez]

PAINTED TOTE COMM OPEN SO I have this 11X15 inch tote that can be painted just for YOU! I will be using Angelus paints mixed with Angelus 2-Soft for softer fabrics. The result will then be set with a heat gun and sprayed with anti water and stain repellent! Anything you want for $300 since both sides will be painted. Shipping in the US only!

EXAMPLE:

[calllynx]

More experimental animation. All done on paper, oil pastel and alcohol marker.

[calllynx]

lol yeah