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23 year old androgynous lesbian. Fanfiction writer who writes too many tragic and sad things. Talks about LGBT, Mental health and memes. Feel free to message me about anything whatsoever.

[demxters]

my mom: if we watch Hamilton as a family tonight do you promise not to sing?

me: *furiously nods in excitement*

me not even one minute into the show:

HOW DOES A-

[markipwiwer]

Tag urself: Egos in Quarantine edition

Dark: “i’ll definitely get work done now” absolutely never works. nap addict. time is an illusion. sunrise means nothing now. enveloped in darkness.

Wilford: didnt know how to meal prep, now exists exclusively off of candy and coffee. stir crazy to the point of potentially popping out to commit a crime real quick.

Host: nothing has changed. still the same hermit as before, only difference is now everyone is inside with them and they’re Not Happy about having no personal time.

Author: stir crazy to the point of absolutely committing crimes at every opportunity. bouncing off the walls breaking shit. it would be fine if they were choosing to stay inside for months at a time, but they don’t like being told they HAVE to.

Google: on top of the news, knows all the figures, it doesn’t bother them, they just like to be informed. they got in before the panic buyers. sensibly well-stocked without being silly about it, following a daily routine to keep structure.

Bing: 6 hours in, already missed sunlight. Probably went for a walk around the block then felt guilty about it and cried. creates memes to cope. it isnt working.

Dr Iplier: always wearing a mask even though that’s not really how that works. hand washing so often they’re getting red and raw. Pushing everyone away with a stick to keep the distance rule. Panics at a minor cough. Totally NOT a hypochondriac.

Eric: shaking ball of anxiety. every day is a self care day because it needs to be. can barely keep up with news bc it’s all too stressful. stays in bed a lot.

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Wilford: so here's the tea--

Dark: for the last time, it’s called a “briefing”

Wilford: do you want the tea or not?!

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Chase: i think i'm gonna buy the new iPhone!

Anti: what for? to clearly see Stacy ignoring your calls in higher resolution?

[legohurtslikesatan]

Oof

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Wilford: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Dark a little bit.

Host: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Wilford: That’s our joint tombstone you fucking piece of shit.

Host: My mistake.

[legohurtslikesatan]

I've spent all day thinking about that classic McTitties post

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Dark: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me while I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Wilford: Are you okay???

Dark (on the verge of tears): Dark Chica stoke my fucking garlic bread.

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Jim #1: you call it a near death experience

Jim #2: we call it a vibe check from God

Dark: [sighs loudly]

[pansexualjamestkirk]

Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are ‘Say hello to my husband’

[captainlordauditor]

#the pirate queen kills you and you meet davy jones and he’s eagerly like ‘did elizabeth have a message for me?!’ #you flash back to your bewildered last moment #’…she said jack is teaching your son to shoot’ #‘oh god no’ says davy jones

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[stealthboy]

“HEY WHAT THE FUCK”

[swingsetindecember]

in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

[january-summers]

eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking

[swingsetindecember]

 i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought 

[tanoraqui]

every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but don’t you want to see if you can? don’t you want to laugh madly as you show them all? don’t you want to just go feral?

[thatmadscientistbitch]

Honestly when’s the next time you’ll get this kind of grant funding?

[egregiousderp]

This is Galen Erso building the Death Star

[just9gag]

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

[moony-f]

update: when you’re in Milan in 2020

[sharky857]

update#2: when you’re anywhere in Italy in 2020

[20th-centuryghost]

update#3: when you’re anywhere in 2020

[lizzy-bennet]

Deleted Tosche Station scene from A New Hope

[spelldealer]

guys, i think luke was gay

[fifiandbogart]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re gona be fucked when the player finally decides to surprise upgrade to the Total Organ Failure symptom.

[sailorcuba]

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

[glitch-in-the-code]

Yancy: BOO!

Eric: *Starts to cry*

Yancy: OH, SHIT, NO PLEASE DON’T BE SAD I’M SORR–