cool beans

Helen always procrastinating my responsibilities to watch tv shows ✿✿✿✿✿

[alexselbyart]

We Are Here pt 1/?

[dekoi2501post]

[finalfantasyvii]

[solquesana]

current mood

[sandersstudies]

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[saturnsupremacy]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

[unlimitedgoats]

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[aporphyriticgarnetschist]

I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[versacethotty]

[valtsv]

i don’t want to look “hot” i want to look alluring, haunting, bewitching. i want to look like the kind of person hozier would write a song about.

[versaceslut]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

[pyrophobicfireman]

what

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

mount rushmore 

[ewebie]

get out

[wordsofdiana]

Me as a kid: Poison Ivy tried to kill those billionaires just because they wouldn’t protect the environment. What an evil lady.

Me today:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[valtsv]

why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there's no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck

[sproutson]

made this kid buy back his toy plane like 3 times

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

[tetsuooooooo-deactivated2015090]

[am1na1992]

this would be the only slide in my ted talk