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This blog is a work in progress! Bear with me while I figure out if this is something I actually want to do. My goal is to have this be a RT/AH blog with RT Reader Fics.

[lemelindemarais]

Welcome Home.

A/N: It’s been so long since I posted, apologies! This is an older fic I wrote, I tweaked it a bit so hopefully it’s still alright. I’m working on more! <3 you all.

Pairing: Tyler C./ Reader

Word Count: 860

Warnings: None.

Summary: Your best friend comes home. 

“No, I’m cooking dinner right now. I don’t know whether it’s supposed to rain tomorrow or not.” You said to your mom as you reached for the salt. You were making a welcome home dinner for your best friend, Tyler, who was on his way back from a work trip.

“It’s Austin mom, it barely rains. I’ve got to go, he’ll be here soon.”

“Fine dear. Call me tomorrow and give Tyler a kiss!”

“MOM,” you groaned, “He and I are just friends and you know that.”

“Sure sure,” your mom said back with a hint of sarcasm, “Talk to you later, love you.”

“Love you too mom, Bye.”

You moved to Texas 2 years ago when you were offered an internship at a radio station. Fresh out of college, you rented an apartment to get a sense of the real world. You started working just down the street and one day this (gorgeous) guy came in and chatted up the sports announcers like he was their best friend. They introduced him as Tyler Coe and he worked for a company called Rooster Teeth Productions. You had heard the name before from your friends back home but hadn’t watched their content on your own. As Tyler stuck up a conversation with you, you both had a lot of things in common and quickly became good friends. Tyler left for work but continued to keep in touch and soon you were friends with him and his coworkers. When he finished work for the week, you two spent a majority of the time together catching up. Now two years later, he was coming back from a month long convention trip in Australia and your apartment was his first stop.

“OUCH!” you exclaimed while reaching into the oven without a mitt. “What was I thinki…”

There was a knock on the door followed by keys turning in the lock.

“HONEY I’M HOME!” Tyler yelled bursting his way through the door.

“Hey there Mr. Internet!” you shouted back while running to hug him.

He pulled you in for one of his crushing hugs.

“None of that stuff please. I’ve had enough of that for a while.” He laughed.

“Fine, fine,” you said, “How was it?”

“Amazing, just missed you and the friends a ton.”

“I missed you too. I made you a welcome home dinner, and burned myself in the process” You told him laughing it off.

“Not surprising, Miss Clumsy.”

“Thanks, Tyler.”

“Listen, before dinner, I need to tell you something.”

By the look on his face, you knew something serious was about to come out of his mouth.

“What’s up?”

“Look while I was down under I was thinking about someone. Someone who means a lot to me, and who I’ve started to fall in love with. I just don’t know how she’ll react and I’m worried she won’t feel the same.”

“Whoever she is Tyler, I’m sure she’ll feel the same way because you’re an amazing person and deserve the best.”

He reached down, grabbed your hands out of your lap and put them in his. “Will you help me then?”

“Of course, what do you need me to do?”

“Just react to what I’m about to say.”

He tightened the grip on your hands and looked down into your eyes.

“I’ve known you for a long time Y/N and I realized I’ve had strong feelings for you from the first time we met. I love you.”

“Good Tyler! Now you just need to say that to the girl.” You whispered since he was so close.

He looked at you again, and out of his mouth came “I just did.”

Your mouth dropped open and you gasped. “Seriously Tyler? C’mon quit joking.”

“I’m not,” He said, “I really do love you.”

Startled by his statement you stood up off the couch and started to pace around to the back.

He got up and followed you all the while saying “See I shouldn’t have told you because I had this feeling you just wouldn’t feel the same.” You heard the emotion in his voice. He stopped when he got to you, and you put your hands on his arms.

“Tyler, no… It’s not what you think” You looked into his eyes, saying what you wanted to tell him for years now.

“I’m shocked. I never knew you felt that way about me. I’ve been keeping my own secret for years. The minute I met you in the radio station, I knew I had fallen in love. I was terrified to tell you because I thought you didn’t feel the same.”

“You’re kidding.” He laughed and pulled you in for a hug.

“Not kidding. Not kidding at all” You said into his chest.

You backed up just enough to see his face, to see the love in his eyes. He leaned down and your lips connected in what is the most amazing, heartfelt kiss you’d ever had.

Once the kiss broke, he leant his forehead onto yours and said it again, the words you couldn’t wait to hear.

“I love you, Y/N.”

“And I love you Tyler.”

“Now let’s go have that dinner.”

[lemelindemarais]

Woah!

Hey everyone! I’ve been super busy with school and work but I logged on today and found some new followers (hi you lovely people <3) and notes on my Chris fic. Thank you all so much! I promise I’ll write more soon! Love you all!

[deadpoets1989-blog]

the most disgusting thing about having a crush is that all your bullshit daydreams now have a face. every single thing you can think of and it’s always the same asshole

[lemelindemarais]

A/N: Heyo! It’s been a while. Here’s a Spoole Fic based off this AU “I just moved in next door and I’m like 99% sure you’re insane AU” Enjoy!

Pairing: Spoole/Reader

Word Count: 163

"Hey Sean!" You smiled at your new (attractive) neighbor as you both got into the elevator.

"Hi! How are you?" He asked while juggling some groceries.

"Pretty good! You?" Both of you got off as it reached your floor.

"I'm good, kind of tired though." He replied while stifling a yawn.

"Wouldn't have anything to do with you screaming about nazis last night would it?" Night after night you could hear him talking to people (or himself? You were questioning his sanity at this point) and mentioning the new Wolfenstein game. 

"Oh you heard me live streaming? Sorry about that." His cheeks flushed with embarrassment.

"Oh thank goodness, I thought you were just crazy." You both started laughing.

"Not quite," he unlocked his front door, then stopped to turn back around, smiling, "my channel is S-p-o-o-l-e-o on twitch, in case you wanted to see what the noise is about."

"I'll check it out." You smiled and closed your door. Maybe living next to Sean wouldn't be so bad after all.

[kaylazer]

joel heyman telling the hippie table what for (Jon Risinger and Josh Flanagan)

“hey why do you think you two got paired together anyway” josh: “*starts combing through hair*” jon: “fuck off joel”

[blanketsandanime]

Only Americans will understand:

Sun setter retractable awning infomercial

[pastelgrenades-deactivated20170]

IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER

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More Quotes - RT - Podcast #253

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[lemelindemarais]

I'm Not Cleaning This Up.

A/N: Aye! This is my first ever reader-insert. Hope it doesn't suck, and I may try to write more! Let me know how you guys like it :)

Pairing: Chris/Reader

Word Count: 716

Warnings: Swearing

Summary: Chris helps you bake.

“Shit.” You woke up suddenly. Tomorrow was your little sister’s birthday and you had promised to make cupcakes for the party. Work had been crazy this week and you hadn’t had the chance to do anything besides eat and sleep.

One of your roommates, and crush, popped his head into the doorway.

“Everything okay, Y/N?”

“Not really, Chris. I forgot I had to bake 5 dozen cupcakes for my sister’s party tomorrow. I guess I’ll just pick some up on the way to the party.”

You got up out of bed, padding into the kitchen with Chris following behind you.

“No way, I’ll help you bake her those cupcakes. I know how much she means to you.”

“Chris you don’t have to do that.” You smiled at him.

“Get dressed. We’re going on a grocery run.”

30 minutes later, you and Chris were standing in HEB with a cart full of cupcake liners, sprinkles, icing and ingredients to make homemade cupcakes. You had been living in Austin for about a year and a half, moving for a job at Rooster Teeth was hard, but you adjusted quickly. You developed a crush on Chris not long after moving in to the apartment with him and Aaron.  He was just adorable, both of you liked the same things, and just clicked.

The two of you paid for your order, went back home, and set everything on the counter while Chris pulled the mixer out of the cabinet. He reached you around to plug it in, brushing your hip with his as he did. The butterflies went crazy. Aaron had been telling you that Chris had a crush, but you didn’t believe him.

“What goes in the mixer first?” His voice brought you out of a daydream.

“Uh, butter then flour. Then we’ll add the eggs and oil.”

“Alrighty, will do chief.” You laughed and started lining the cupcake tin.

4 dozen cupcakes were cooling on the dining room table and Chris were starting the last batch.

“Flour and sugar first, right?”

“Mhm.” You muttered focusing on removing the cupcakes carefully. “No, wait!”

You ran back into the kitchen just as he started the mixer. It exploded everywhere, covering both of you and the entire kitchen in a coat of flour. As it settled, you looked at him and just couldn’t hold in your laughter. He had flour in his hair, on his face, and all over his shirt. The look of shock on his face made it even better. You slid to the floor, erupting in giggles.

“This. Is. Not. Fun-ny.” He broke on the last word, catching sight of you, also covered head to toe. “You look gorgeous.”

Both of you ended up sitting on the floor, in a fit of laughter. You brushed a little flour off your nose, only to get hit in the face with a handful.

“Chris Demarais. You didn’t.” You gave him your meanest look. You grabbed a handful and threw it, hitting him square in the mouth.

“No.”

Suddenly, the kitchen was a fog of flour and Chris had tackled you, rubbing more into your hair.

You squealed and pushed him off. When you sat up, his face was level with yours. You both froze.

Then Chris’ hand caught yours. He brushed his thumb over your cheekbone, and suddenly his lips collided with yours. You kissed him back, running your hands through his wild brown hair. In the midst of all the madness, neither of you heard the front door open. What you did hear was the sound of an iPhone camera and then a quiet “Holy shit.”

You and Chris broke apart and whipped toward the sound of Aaron’s voice.

“3 things. 1. What exploded all over our kitchen? 2. I’m not cleaning this up. 3. FINALLY. I’ve been waiting for a year for you guys to get together.”

You let out a giggle, burying your face in Chris’ chest. He rested his hand on your back and planted a kiss in your flour-strewn hair.

“No worries Aaron, we’ll clean it up.”

“Y/N,” his voice brought your eyes together and your lips met once more in one of the best kisses you ever had.

Looks like cupcakes weren’t the only thing you were bringing to the party. 

[nicestdynamite]

anon asked me for a chris background, so i made two options. hope this works!!❤️

(make sure you screenshot for the best quality!)