The Premier Lemon Demon Romance Blog

Beautiful, Romantic, Transfixing, Lovingly Hand-crafted One Liners With Which to Woo Your Fellow Lemon Demon Fan.

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neither Lemon Demon fans nor tumblr users fuck, i thought that was pretty clear already

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Do you want to live our lives like Lizard and Fish?

(Not a Lemon Demon pick-up line unfortunately, but real ones will know what song and artist it's referencing :] )

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Theres 2 hours left of valentines day but i dont car i just had to make this this year or else i could never forgive myself

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you’re lookin’ like look like a wall of art *lipbite*

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i'd let you bash me in the face with your crowbar ;)

(happy cabinet man day)

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That mask isn't the only thing I'd wear

that mask isn't the only thing i want on my face

[cheddar-baby]

onlyfans creator slamming their desk trying to write quirky holiday flirty posts "how about this holiday pole goes in your holiday hole" STUPID STUPID STUPID! "I'll crawl up your chimney and....sweep.."

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i'd like you to be Stuck in me... if you know what i mean... does this make sense

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Cause you're worth saving, baby (;

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Hye babne, wanna try my "Pumpkin Pie"

happy Thanksgiving everyone

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ok i just thought of this horrible one bbut (i am madly in love with aurora borealis)

what if we went to the graveyard in cover of darkness... and we were both boys 😳😳

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I’ve got some falling for you to do.

hehe

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who's gonna be the rosella to my samuel

i wanna be the lesbian samuel and rosella

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are you neil cicierega cause id neil your cici eriega. are you neil cicierega causr i lemon demon. are lemon dmeon neil cicirega!!! are you man made object becua

hey man are you feeling ok? did you hit your head? you don't sound too good.

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lets drink rainwater together

something weird is happening with the rainwater today...

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what if we drank rainwater, together?

omg thank you tumblr user i-eat-paint 😊 (takes the mug you're holding out to me full of suspiciously opaque, multicolored, paint-smelling water)

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I'll leave you twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping bean

(Dance Like an Idiot)

bro oh my god... wow...