I have no idea what I'm doing.

🍋 "Forsooth, milady, the firm manner in which thou doth grasp my lemon shall most assuredly result in my violent descent from the pallet upon which we sleep and fornicate." 🍋 she/her, 37, bisexual trainwreck. lover of music, especially from '60s and '70s. it's kind of my thing. crochet addict.

[lemongrablothbrok]

At the beginning of the summer, I was neither aware of 1) From Eroica with Love; nor 2) there being a sizeable queer subset of the Led Zeppelin fandom. Now, less than half a year later, not only am I familiar with the queer Zep fan to Eroica reader pipeline, but I have been down it, and it's been a fun trip.

[lios-archive]

Jon Anderson trying to imitate Vangelis is the best thing you'll see today

[lemongrablothbrok]

Vangelis 🤝 Eros

(Greek dudes shooting arrows and making people fall in love)

...

Wait oh shit Vangelis was in a band called Aphrodite's Child. Oh my God. Eros? Eros is that you?

[flavia-draws]

Private Collection (Jon and Vangelis album) - Wikipedia

@niceandslippery

jon wrote the line "a woman needs her sex"

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

no he didn't

[flavia-draws]

howe do you know?

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

also that doesn't imply he understands the word "sex"

[flavia-draws]

so you admit he did write it?

why would he put the word "sex" in the song if he didn't know what it meant? also howe could he NOT know what it means after hanging around with rick fucking wakeman for five years

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

maybe rick told him it means something else! like food!

[flavia-draws]

maybe, but the lines directly before "a woman needs her sex" are "a woman needs to love//a woman needs to feel alive." followed by "a woman needs her FOOD"?

and howe do you explain this?

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

yeah it's hilarious. still, you can't 100% prove he knows what sex is and what that implies. I stand my ground. this is the hill I die on

[flavia-draws]

you can't 100% prove he doesn't know what sex is. i've shown you lyrics and things and your only counterarguments have been maybes and what-ifs.

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

you want the big guns? alright

1. he listens to radiohead.

2. 15:36-16:15

the other members didn't understand the lyrics, jon didn't either. he just wrote things that sounded good to him.

[flavia-draws]

ok first of all i don't know much about radiohead but why would listening to radiohead mean he doesn't know what sex is? second of all, he could be saying that he didn't understand the lyrics because he was embarrassed about howe HORNY they were! and still, it's pretty obvious what "a woman needs her sex" means.

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

I think you're just projecting. /j

[flavia-draws]

no more than you are with your "maybe rick messed with the lyrics to the revealing! maybe rick told him sex meant food!"

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

you know how rick is.

[flavia-draws]

well, if rick told him sex meant food what does he think sexy means. foody?

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

yes!

[flavia-draws]

but foody doesn't mean anything

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

all words are made up

[flavia-draws]

well then what does foody mean

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

someone who loves food, oh! there you go. the song is about a hungry woman, jon is the food

[flavia-draws]

foodie is a noun and sexy is an adjective. and now it sounds like you're taking my side. she's gonna eat jon?

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

in a non sexual way, like jon being the pawn in all good people. he's sacrificing himself for the woman

[flavia-draws]

howe the fuck do you eat someone in a non sexual way

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

why are you making everything sexual. see you're projecting

[flavia-draws]

i'm not making everything sexual, just the things that sound like they could be sexual

[peterjohnsinfield-deactivated20]

they could be, they aren't

shfjsjfj let's stop now please I'm sorry

[flavia-draws]

pfffft ok

[prog-fan-culture-is]

Prog fan culture is this fucking argument.

[lios-archive]

hey JONNY come over

[lios-archive]

[the-future-is-chrome]

body hair self appreciation post. reblog (if you want to) if you love being hairy and/or want to be hairier

[lemongrablothbrok]

Body hair removal industry execs should be hunted for sport, honestly.

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[beardedmrbean]

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[ocean-maid]

someday i’ll draw other members of this band

some……day……………… … .. …… .

[evenleo]

[onebug]

Helping out

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

Hermaphroditus and Salmacis...

[lemongrablothbrok]

"Away from me coldblooded woman, your thirst is not mine!"

- Genesis, "The Fountain of Salmacis"

[heleth-taxior]

had a full blown panic attack at work today and broke down crying on the floor and it might cost me my job and it definitely fucked my body up cause my blood pressure and pulse have been close to dangerously high all day. never done this before but really need some money to make sure i can make bills this month since i'm probably going to have to go to the doctor now. if you can help it would mean the world, if not please help me get more eyes on this.

thank you. ca:$loreboundWitch

[heleth-taxior]

got info from the doctors office and now know how much the appointment will cost and so now we technically have a goal:

$6/$165

again, anything helps and please help me get more eyes on this. and thank you to the person who donated already. means the world.

[heleth-taxior]

now in the er, full cadriac panel, please help if ypu can i have no savings and libe paycheck to paycheck.

[heleth-taxior]

home from the er. did not have a heart attack but have been prescribed blood pressure medication and anxiety medication. both of which are gonna cut into money meant for bills this month so again anything helps even just more eyes on the post. thank you all so much.

$6/$165

[rosesofthetwilight]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

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[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[baara]

finding songs from your favorite artist that you havent heard before