ramblings of a hufflepuff!

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part two: Slytherin Christmas!

elegant Christmas parties with your loved ones, drinking champagne (responsibly). putting up beautiful decorations and watching your loved ones smile when they open a gift they've been wanting.

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part three: Gryffindor Christmas!

drinking hot chocolate with way too many marshmallows and wearing matching holiday pajamas/slippers. gathering your friends and rewatching silly Christmas movies that never get old, laughing and joking around while putting up decorations.

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part two: Ravenclaw Christmas!

I can't think of a cute description for this one, I'm sorry :( I'm working on the gryffindor and slytherin ones though!

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Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Ron: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

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part one: Hufflepuff Christmas!

cozy evenings spent with friends and family, laughing and enjoying each other's company. baking sweets and drinking hot chocolate by the fireplace.

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Draco and Y/N star gazing

Y/N: Have you ever thought how if a shooting star fell on you, you and everything around you would cease to exist.

Draco: I- what?

Y/N: I mean we already know most of these stars are dead.

Draco: Yes, but it's-

Y/N: Like are we glorifying staring at the dead? Is this romantic, staring at the potential end that looms above us as a nightly reminder of our mortality-

Draco: MERLIN- Y/N WHAT KIND OF HUFFLEPUFF ARE YOU?

Y/N: Does being a Hufflepuff mean I can not state mere facts and observations?

Draco: If this is because I ate your pastry-

Y/N: It definitely is, you SADIST.

Draco: t'was delicious too, you feisty thing😏

*Watching her march away, mumbling how she'll dump him*

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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

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Y/n, whispering: you know I love you, right?

Draco: why are we whispering?

Y/n: so Harry thinks we're conspiring against him

Draco: oooh

Harry: what are they talking about?

Snape, having heard everything: murder

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Hufflepuff and ravenclaw as things me and my brother have said to each other pt 1/?

Ravenclaw: *asks Hufflepuff how to spell a word.*

Hufflepuff: *spells it correctly.*

Ravenclaw: actually, you're wrong because I held the last letter for half a second longer. get owned, loser.

hufflepuff: *side eye*

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Hufflepuff: They're all so cute, but I don't know if I can take away one from its mother and siblings

Pumpkin patch employee:...ok

Slytherin: Just ignore her please

[niwthsiri]

Hufflepuff: Darn it

Slytherin: Hey watch your language or I'll have to wash your mouth out with soap

Hufflepuff: Can I eat the soap?

Slytherin: What the fuc- No, you can't eat the soap!

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At the Store

Slytherin: Look at this weird shaped squash, it's so odd looking

Hufflepuff: That's so sad, what if it never gets picked by someone?

Slytherin: I don't know, but come on we need to get going on the rest of the grocery list.

*later in the car*

Slytherin: Why do you look so sad, what's wrong?

Hufflepuff: *looks at Slytherin*

Slytherin: Oh my god, you want to go back for that squash don't you?

Hufflepuff, nearly in tears: It might not get taken home otherwise

Slytherin, already turning the car around: Ok then let's go take it home

[starsandmoonys]

Regulus: Three words, say them and I'm yours.

James: Three words.

Regulus, unbuttoning his shirt: Fuck, you're so stupid.