Whatever

done with having 20 sideblogs, everything goes here now

[potatopi314]

If you thought that Hamilton was the best hip-hop musical, Think again. Get ready for the next big thing on Broadway:

[purrfurnax]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[memewhore]

[goblin-sovereign]

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[frogmp3]

love it when people walk into the bathroom loud as fuck bumping into shit etc making hella noise then bust into the stall next to me and start pissing hard as hell. no time to waste we making this one sloppy

[camelot1967]

fake crime podcast. it’s a podcast with ideas for crimes no one has tried yet

[cli-meme]

[tiredbiostudent]

university is also just *rereads email wording for twenty minutes* *pdfs* *waits for bus* *lofi beats* *bounces leg* *forgets student card* *forgets laptop charger* *forgets lab coat* *refreshes email* *tupperware* *prints something* *stares at wall for ten minutes before getting out of bed* *makes tea* *waits for appointment* *daydreams on bus* *climbs stairs* *stares at google calendar* *almost gets hit by bike* *recycles*

[gay-irl]

[depsidase]

[ursawood]

i had a dream last night that they made a live-action r*verdale-style reboot of phineas and ferb and it looked like this

[jackalfox]

“Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you found my Goose-inator 3000! As you can see, it turns anyone into a goose! With this I will turn EVERYONE into a goose and finally take over the Tri-State Area! Wait, what are you doing — WAIT OW! OW! STOP THAT!”

[l90210l]

i feel like i’m in season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting lol

[wallflowerwaitlist]

jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019

[lizzibennet]

i’m sorry she failed to do what now

[dankmemeuniversity]