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Many of my old rp partners are gone, so I decided to make a fresh start and will no longer be active here. My new blog is here: x

paulabastos

#Mun and muse

pcnderings

RETURN OF TEXT HELL

Round three is now a thing! Even more golden texts from one of the most amusing websites around: DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!. Send one ( or more ) to the inbox for our muses to have a potentially awkward conversation.

[ txt ]: voice recognition is not good :) so sorry i didn’t check before sending. [ txt ]: I know we were playing this by ear. Did you want to die Thursday? [ txt ]: Just keep them ferret lizard. [ txt ]: Smart phone my ass!!! More like smart ass phone!! Fertilizer. [ txt ]: Oh good! I’m glad it hasn’t got impregnated or anything. [ txt ]: I like eating you too. [ txt ]: Sorry auto correct I meant to say I love you. [ txt ]: I understand you though. [ txt ]: I’m on the way home. Could you start growing some tea for me? [ txt ]: I believe God sideways find a way. [ txt ]: That’s a bad auto correct. [ txt ]: Fucking Autocorrect! I meant MEDITATING! [ txt ]: I really wouldn’t let him play on the freeway. [ txt ]: Send me a pervert and I’ll see what I can do. [ txt ]: I apologize. I wrote “request” and it changed to pervert. [ txt ]: Damn. That whole text was a train wreck. [ txt ]: Just imagine it was funny and insightful. [ txt ]: Anyone you bring will be gladly consumed. [ txt ]: We are not cannibals! [ txt ]: Nutritional value is overrated. [ txt ]: Ummm.wtf? lol [ txt ]: You, sir, will be coming home to a freaky washed comforter and sheets. [ txt ]: Get up, you lazy tomato. [ txt ]: I’m the worst texted! haha [ txt ]: Yes sleep off the weed then come over. [ txt ]: Frick. That made me laugh. [ txt ]: The air mattress has a built in pimp so you just step on the corner. [ txt ]: I sat on the porch and drank men this morning. [ txt ]: I’m ducking fun! [ txt ]: With butter and peasant seasoning. [ txt ]: Where would you ever find a boyfriend in such a school? Geez, gotta get your prostitutes straight, girl! [ txt ]: Thanks for asking. I’m godforsaken now. [ txt ]: Oh my god auto correct is destroying me. [ txt ]: Shoot! I forgot to pack some oranges and assholes! [ txt ]: You will never repeat this to anyone. Ever. In your life. [ txt ]: Keep praying!!! The bible says to party constantly. [ txt ]: Look I’m just a white ostrich. [ txt ]: I just took some anvil and was fine. [ txt ]: When are the bird thugs gonna get here? [ txt ]: You can’t go off-reading in sports cars. [ txt ]: The duck is that. [ txt ]: Don’t stab the computer. [ txt ]: Pizza Hut only has pepperoni or sausage or Han on their pizza. [ txt ]: Oh wow that went down like a lead balloon!

vashtijoy

Eighteen hours later.

Hate gets its running shoes on.

leonardo-nierman

Should we be surprised

debrides

This is terrifying

//I need to make new icons for Lena

“You act like I don’t know what i’m doing.”

#open

gulumseyenhuzuur-deactivated201

roane72

Honestly, I think the whole “don’t pay the writers” thing boils down to the notion that everybody thinks they can write. It’s the old saw about the novelist at a cocktail party having to hear someone say, for the millionth time, “I’d love to write a book someday.”

Someone–Stephen King? Pretty sure I saw this in a Stephen King foreword–once said they’d like to say to a brain surgeon, “Boy, I’d love to do brain surgery someday.”

We treat “the ability to put words into a sentence” like it’s just the same as “the ability to form a coherent narrative that engenders a variety of emotions within the reader and puts them in a scene and shows them what they didn’t see before”.

And that’s like me drawing a stick figure and saying I’m an artist.

Writers are constantly devalued because everyone thinks they have a book in them and don’t realize the level of skill and commitment it takes to finish even a short story, much less a whole book.

This goes well beyond fandom, but man, I would’ve hoped fandom would know better.

lokisweboflies

***REBLOGS AGGRESSIVELY***

madsushiman

And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep.

Mind of a mad man. (via jaysonlife)

gotham-daily

Jerome needs a scene where he's in tank top or naked *waggles eyebrows*

You, I like you! I wanna see that!

Ugh…

farvann

finding a good song

finding a good song that fits your ocs/story

21p

onlytwitterpics

ruinedchildhood

zvyezda

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

thepolyglotdream

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

kimsbian2point0

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)