smoke eat sleep

welcome friends the name is Shannon

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[stolentweets]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[kushandwizdom]

[shittyidea]

A clock that always says what time it isn’t

[egberts]

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

[askboggle]

[stability]

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[kristenbouchard]

*ends things w a boy* *wakes up w clear skin two days later* coincidence? I think not

[hbunot]

I don’t think I’ve ever finished a game of monopoly

[rocknroller669]

[weoutherelosers]

[pagesofangels]

A+

[weloveshortvideos]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do not jingle their bell without their permission!

[royeah-deactivated20180326]

“This has to stop Karen! Im putting my paw down!”

[illmaticraj]

I love how the cat begins to show more and more emphasis

[stability]

*actively ignores thinking about my future*

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who smiles uncontrollably when he looks at you

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

*walks out of grocery store* i know i have 13 followers on tumblr no pictures please