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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
I’m gonna be honest, this man has no experience. He literally got lost and had to become a bounty hunter. If he met a lady of the night, I have no doubt in my mind he’d lose her as well as however much berry he paid, should he look away for one second and not see her standing in front of him. I think once the time actually came, he was decent enough but like any person, Zoro is capable of making progress in this particular skill so I wouldn’t worry too much.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Zoro is serious; he shows it in the way he looks into your eyes. If you look away or keep the contact, he only finds it more attractive, entertained by the way he makes you react. Sex is naturally awkward sometimes, so he can alleviate the tension a bit to ease you if needed, but other than that, Zoro is a serious man with a serious desire.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
With Luffy as a Captain and everyone else as crewmates, Zoro finds it a bit difficult to actually engage in experimentation and anything with a risk factor. He’s certainly not against it, though, certain things would just require some planning beforehand. Zoro usually engages in risky business by pulling out with you (afab) or by fucking out on the deck late at night. He can only hope the sounds of the sea are loud enough to drown out your whimpering and moaning because that man is difficult to stop once he’s started.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Doesn’t own any for himself, but I don’t see him being against them. He’d use a dildo on you while he recuperates, especially if you’re acting like a greedy, cock-hungry fool. Per usual, he sets the pace, watching your body react to internal stimulation from a different point of view while his mind isn’t fogged up by the inclining urge to cum. He’d definitely find more ways to incorporate toy play when he can.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
I don’t care if anyone has said it or thought it before, but Zoro has definitely fallen asleep during the deed. It wasn’t on purpose and he’s sorry, but he’d been up most of the night before watching over the ship, and he thought he could stay awake. Zoro truly believed in himself… but he could not.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It’s a healthy sex drive for someone his age. If you’re up for it, he could do it 2-3 times a week. As for rounds, I’d say 2 is the magic number, but Zoro can go for a while if he’s not tired or if he’s had some drinks to loosen up a bit and wants to fool around.
Zoro is by no means a lazy lover. He shows this by the way he gazes deeply into your eyes as you grind along his pelvis, establishing a sort of dominance over you. If your head isn’t overwhelmed by the noxious fumes of pleasure, then the rough callouses of the swordsman’s palms are a sure sign to feel how rough he’s got you. His hands could travel anywhere on your body, and he’d still be just as enamored as the first time. Zoro never forgets his favorite trail, starting from your hips, snaking behind to the small of your back to help guide more of him inside you, just to progress toward your chest, where pert nipples await his touch.
Legs giving out? No worries, just focus on getting to your orgasm. Zoro can manage to move all of you by himself. For a man who swings swords and trains every day, his hands have been conditioned to control just about anything with ease. Trace his chest because he loves it, so when you’re on the verge of an orgasm, fingers digging into the rock-hard surface of his abs. He has a habit of switching positions with little indication, either spreading your legs further apart or throwing them over his broad shoulders. The green-haired man enjoys the view of you below him, a sweet fucked out face that drives him to the point of orgasm.
Though Zoro is all grunts and sighs, it only takes a little effort on your end to hear the rumbles of a suppressed moan. Your mouth and the very flushed tip of your lover are key to achieving this feat, despite Zoro growing weary of the incessant teasing. He won’t admit that the edging keeps him perfectly balanced between a healthy progression of stimulation and the urge to cum right then and there. Sometimes he just can’t hold it in like that anymore and hopes to god that everyone is either off the ship or minding their own business on the deck.
Similar to a cat, Zoro does have a time limit and will only let you get so far with the orgasm denial before his time is up. Expect it to be reciprocated, especially if you were being an extra cheeky little shit. That man may not have a sense of direction in the real world, but when it comes to your anatomy, Zoro finds it nearly impossible to get lost and will always find that spot. He will use, abuse, or neglect it, all depending on his mood and how long he wants to drag out your denial, since you seem to think it’s so funny watching him squirm. It’s his turn now, so you’d better hope the gods spare you the same leniency they bestowed on the swordsman.
guy gardner x fem! reader
a/n | 18+ mdni. unedited
You’re ignoring him. It’s not just that, but every time you so much as glance his way there’s a fierce scowl marring your features that instantly lets him know he’s in the dog house.
Guy's not entirely sure what he’s done, but he’s nearly ready to drop to his knees and grovel for forgiveness. It’d probably work; you always did enjoy seeing him kneel before you.
You haven't touched him since yesterday, spurning his affection with a huff every time he so much as even reaches for your hand, and Guy swears it's driving him to the brink of insanity. Kendra had yelled at him to quit moping, but she couldn't possibly understand the depth of his despair.
Stepping into your shared room, Guy leaves behind a trail of clothes before sliding into bed behind you. His arm snakes around your waist as he buries his face in the back of your neck, inhaling deeply.
"Hmm, missed you, baby. Missed touching ya," He tugs you closer, plastering himself to your back as his hand trails higher up under your shirt, only to freeze when you abruptly grab his wrist.
"Oh? You did?" Warning bells start to ring in the back of his mind at your tone, and he pulls away just enough to flip you over. The slight frown on your face, while adorable, makes those alarms blare.
"Course I did, where's this coming from?"
"I don't know, thought maybe you were thinking about one of your other side chicks. How many did you say there were? 348?"
Unbidden, a grin starts to spread across his face, which only makes your frown deepen. Oh. You were jealous. Cute.
"Something amusing you Gardner?"
He couldn't help it. Guy pulled you close again. "You're so cute when you're jealous."
"M'not jealous." You pout, squirming in his hold as he presses wet kisses to your forehead and cheeks, trying valiantly to ignore the feel of his muscled thigh pressed between your legs.
"Course y'aren't," he snorted.
"Guy—"
"M'sorry, baby. You know you're my one and only, right?" He purred, not sounding the slightest bit apologetic as he started to trail kisses across the bare skin of your shoulder, "Let me make it up to you?"
You turn to face him of your own volition, then, something akin to consideration lurking behind your glare. A few seconds pass in silence, and Guy feels his confidence begin to wane. Just when he fears you're about to kick him out of your shared bed, you tangle a hand harshly in his hair, pushing him downward as you roll onto your back, "best get started then."
"Yes, ma'am," he groans, already hooking his fingers in the waistband of your panties, "whatever you want."
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Veritas (OC X Canon)
All is not what it seems in the town of Hawkins, Indiana. Veronica Perez awaits the return of her dear sister when a local boy, Will Byers, goes missing on the same night her sister was set to arrive. Veronica joins Jonathan to find the truth of their siblings. disappearances, picking up a few headaches along the way.
Two years ago today I got married to Shinji and became my greatest version of myself, the lazy homemaker. Don’t worry y’all, Shinji’s got a stomach of steel after forcing him to like mexican food💗
TYSM to the lovely @emiliyaolafsen for seeing my vision to life. It literally couldn’t be any more perfect.
characters; nanao ise, genshiro okikiba, renji abarai, yuyu yayahara
requested; yes (ty bb this was so cute i'll be taking reqs for the next batch!)
rating; safer than a protected pc
@potatoq-een asked; Hi! New follower. Here to show support and maybe a... Suggestion? I don't like to call it a request... Just... Do it if you like the idea and if it inspires you. After all the rambling the idea: [drums please] cooking!! I'm so curious about how the lieutenants manage that part of their daily life with their s/o. Do they cook for their s/o? Do they let their s/o cook for them? ¿Maybe they do it together? ¿Or let the cooking be done by someone else? Idk, just thinking its a good prompt for some fluff. Do what you please with the idea. I'd be happy to read whatever comes out of this. Thank you for reading and be happy.
伊勢七緒・nanao ise
I am under the assumption that Nanao doesn’t really know how to cook. At least, not full blown elaborate meals. Her rice cooker and crock pot are her best friends before you. Having to deal with Shunsui all day along with her typical lieutenants duties leaves Nanao with little time and patience to cook big meals. However she eats well and you come to learn that when helping her prepare one morning. Nanao enjoys coming home to warm stews in the winter. As for summer, she’ll eat anything that won’t heat the kitchen too much. She doesn’t strike me as someone who would eat out often if I’m being honest. Nanao is a weekly grocery shopper with recipes in mind so she knows what to buy, she’s a bit particular about this aspect of her life because again, she’s typically a busy bee. Your help is a relief to her, especially when you work less hours. A bonus if you know how to cook and don’t mind it either. You get to go with her on the weekly grocery shopping trips and make suggestions for the menu because she’ll always consider your thoughts too. The daily chore slowly becomes one of your guys’ favorite quality time activities. At least, a close second to your first favorite.
沖牙源志郎・genshiro okikiba
I don’t think anyone in this fandom cares about this guy but honestly when I see an old man, my coochie goes into overdrive so I’m including him. Anyways, I feel like since Genshiro is older he’s a bit more traditional, meaning he expects you to stay home while he is the breadwinner. So naturally that means majority of the cooking is left to you. On his days off I like to think he would be by your side as you cook, a spectator. Genshiro may be an older, more traditional man but he is thankful for your work, knowing it is not easy or much fun cooking meals every day. He slowly starts to welcome the idea of takeout and food delivery once in a while since he feels asking you to teach him to cook would be too much of a burden on you. Even if you insist on working for whatever reason, if you two are in a relationship, Genshiro has the same expectation that you’d be the one cooking. Boomer expectations, you know?
阿散井 恋次・renji abarai
Renji is the only King in the Seireitei okay. Soul King? Mid. Renji throws it down in the kitchen like everyday is Thanksgiving. He will take full charge of cooking because he loves you (not because you’d get in the way like… totally not…). If you’re feeling under the weather he has the best soup recipe from when he and Rukia were younger, surviving out in Rukon District. It was one of his survival skills, to be fairly honest and one he never would have expected to become a hobby. He assures you that he doesn’t mind cooking, mostly because he loves the way your eyes practically roll every time he makes that one dish you love so, so much. You can certainly wash the dishes afterward. Also, he totally wears those corny ‘Kiss the chef’ aprons. You’ll do it anyway to show your appreciation. However if one day you insist on cooking, he’ll acquiesce and relax. Just because he’s used to cooking doesn’t mean he won’t accept some of yours! Whether you’re a good or bad cook, he always puts his best foot forward and makes sure you don’t lose faith in your culinary journey. Definitely has an album on his instagram saved tab that is strictly recipes.
八々原熊如・yuyu yayahara
Be so for real, you two would blow up the kitchen just by stepping into it. Or at least Yuyu would. She’s an absolute sucker for delivery services once they pop off in Soul Society. Honestly, that’s what half of her paycheck goes toward every two weeks but what’s not to love about it? On-demand healthy meals are such an insane concept for the soul reapers and once it finally landed in Soul Society, Yuyu has been on it and has no shame. Besides, she wouldn’t be up for cooking after work anyways. The hours are long and even with Lisa as a captain, its not as easy a job one might believe. She has your guys’ orders saved, you just need to tell Yuyu what you want for dinner and it’ll arrive shortly.
