professor burne

Professor Burne. Was on the bus before, I'm back with my girlfriend. Yes, the wheelchair is fuckin' permanent. Don't ask about it.

[marcus-ramsay]

Hey, Professor.

[marcus-ramsay]

Perfect. Good.

But no more secrets. I don’t wanna hide this time.

[leonburne]

Alright. I'll try.

[marcus-ramsay]

Hey, Professor.

[marcus-ramsay]

Yeah. I mean…if you still wanted to give this another shot.

I get it if you don’t…

[leonburne]

No, I mean, I do. I definitely do.

[marcus-ramsay]

Hey, Professor.

[marcus-ramsay]

Well, I hope you wouldn’t be pregnant, since I definitely couldn’t do it to you.

Oh. Right. Um. About that kiss, from before…I was wondering if I could do it more often, if that’s okay.

[leonburne]

...Really?

[marcus-ramsay]

Hey, Professor.

[marcus-ramsay]

I’d say make the most of it.

Sure you’ve got a vagina along with it, but hey. It’s a trade off.

[leonburne]

Along with period pains, possibly pregnancy, all that wonderful shit.

But you needed something?

[marcus-ramsay]

Hey, Professor.

[marcus-ramsay]

Marcus.

I see you’ve got a working pair of legs now. Among other things.

[leonburne]

Ah. Nice to know people who got fucked over too.

Yep. Dunno if I should be glad or not.

[marcus-ramsay]

Hey, Professor.

[marcus-ramsay]

Yup. You him?

[leonburne]

Unfortunately. Who's asking?

[marcus-ramsay]

Hey, Professor.

Where’ve you been?

We gotta talk.

[leonburne]

I'm assuming you mean Professor Burne?

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[jamie--jansen-deactivated201402]

Be scared

[leonburne]

I'm shaking in my boots.

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[jamie--jansen-deactivated201402]

Dickhead.  Later. 

[leonburne]

An empty threat. I'm so scared.

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[jamie--jansen-deactivated201402]

Yeah don’t ever tell me to shut the fuck up.  I will fucking hit you.  I’m a guy, and every hour I have to somehow control this fucking dick when using the restroom.  

Stop freaking out or you’ll have a titty attack 

[leonburne]

I don't care.  Hit me if you want, you'll just be a dick bruising some random stranger.

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[jamie--jansen-deactivated201402]

You really need to relax.

[leonburne]

Relax? Shut the fuck up.

I'm randomly a woman, there's no need for relaxation.

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[jamie--jansen-deactivated201402]

Oh ouch.

[leonburne]

Mhm.

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[jamie--jansen-deactivated201402]

Well if it’s a girl, yeah.

[leonburne]

Or anyone. Doubt you're even that desirable, just putting that out there.

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[jamie--jansen-deactivated201402]

Whoever is in my body is fucking lucky.

[leonburne]

Somehow I doubt that.

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[jamie--jansen-deactivated201402]

So it’s not just me aye?

[leonburne]

Nope. 

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[itsjust-jarednicole]

Not happy with your new set of boobs, babe?

[leonburne]

Not at all. I liked my dick, thank you very much.

[leonburne]

Suddenly the ability to walk.

[itsjust-jarednicole]

Look like one to me.

[leonburne]

No fucking duh.