One Nice Bug Per Day
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@leongoestopharloom
Nugget, huh?
I’ll take a 6 piece. Hold the fries.
@leongoestopharloom
"......wawoo?"
Just kidding.
Anyway, here’s a gun.
Leon hands Nugget the Requiem! There is no way this thing is usable by them.
"w- wa-?" *They dunno what to do.*
You’ll figure it out.
Try this.
He does a cool flip.
"wu..." *They set down the gun then try to do the flip, though they really just do a sumar sault backwards.*
Hell yeah.
LEON RESIDENT EVIL?????
Random Bug Silksong.
Did you have a question.
Nugget, huh?
I’ll take a 6 piece. Hold the fries.
@leongoestopharloom
"......wawoo?"
Just kidding.
Anyway, here’s a gun.
Leon hands Nugget the Requiem! There is no way this thing is usable by them.
"w- wa-?" *They dunno what to do.*
You’ll figure it out.
Try this.
He does a cool flip.
Nugget, huh?
I’ll take a 6 piece. Hold the fries.
@leongoestopharloom
"......wawoo?"
Just kidding.
Anyway, here’s a gun.
Leon hands Nugget the Requiem! There is no way this thing is usable by them.
Fight the sun, huh?
Glad I packed sunscreen.
And by the way,
The F in SPF stands for Fuck You.
- @leongoestopharloom
That. That is two words.
That is not how acronyms work.
Also how the hell are you in my home?
Your house? Damn.
You must be one Evil Resident.
Unnecessary fucking backflip.
I will have you know no evil has been committed in my residence.
All murders take place anywhere but here.
Oh. Ok.
I’m Leon by the way i don’t know if that was obvious
Only one person does backflips while making those kinds of jokes.
What are you doing here?
I came here to look into some new kind of infection.
They. wouldn’t tell me if it was related to the ones where I’m from, but still.
You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you.
I would happen to know quite a bit about that. However you are quite late, it is already over and the damage is already done.
.
.
.
If it makes you feel any better I have no current plans on doing such again.
ok then we’re good it’s whatever
. . .
i am going to have to do a backflip
Fight the sun, huh?
Glad I packed sunscreen.
And by the way,
The F in SPF stands for Fuck You.
- @leongoestopharloom
That. That is two words.
That is not how acronyms work.
Also how the hell are you in my home?
Your house? Damn.
You must be one Evil Resident.
Unnecessary fucking backflip.
I will have you know no evil has been committed in my residence.
All murders take place anywhere but here.
Oh. Ok.
I’m Leon by the way i don’t know if that was obvious
Only one person does backflips while making those kinds of jokes.
What are you doing here?
I came here to look into some new kind of infection.
They. wouldn’t tell me if it was related to the ones where I’m from, but still.
You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you.
Fight the sun, huh?
Glad I packed sunscreen.
And by the way,
The F in SPF stands for Fuck You.
- @leongoestopharloom
That. That is two words.
That is not how acronyms work.
Also how the hell are you in my home?
Your house? Damn.
You must be one Evil Resident.
Unnecessary fucking backflip.
I will have you know no evil has been committed in my residence.
All murders take place anywhere but here.
Oh. Ok.
I’m Leon by the way i don’t know if that was obvious
Fight the sun, huh?
Glad I packed sunscreen.
And by the way,
The F in SPF stands for Fuck You.
- @leongoestopharloom
That. That is two words.
That is not how acronyms work.
Also how the hell are you in my home?
Your house? Damn.
You must be one Evil Resident.
Unnecessary fucking backflip.
There's a familiar light around this corner.
"Over here, stranger! Got somethin' that might interest ya." That cloak is familiar too. But the wiggling antennae under the hood discourage the thought that this is the same guy.
Right?
@merchant-around-the-corner
He turns slowly.
Oh my god.
He walks over, holding his hand over his holster warily. It might be a trap.
Uh.
Yeah. What’re you sellin’?
“Surely this isn’t the same Merchant,” he thinks. Something tells him that he’s wrong.
"Depends on what you're looking for, stranger." His cloak opens up to reveal weapons that seem unrecognizable. Swords? Maybe those other ones could count as guns.
It's possible there's more on the shelves behind him.
You got anything to resharpen weapons? My hatchet’s gettin’ dull.
And I’ll take… whatever ammo you’ve got.
He looks around. This little nook feels… safe. Nostalgic, maybe.
Reminds him of his little adventure in the Valdelobos. He shivers.
"Sharpening your blade will be no problem. But before we get ahead of ourselves, you know what you're gonna use to compensate for my services? I'm sure a fella like yourself is looking for ammunition that is a little... out of place in these parts and well, wouldn't want to be doing all this for free." Of course, he's still looking to make a quick buck.
Leon smirks a bit. Even if this merchant isn’t the same guy, they’re similar enough.
Yeah. Picked some of these little red things off some infected that tried to attack me.
He pulls out a couple of rosary necklaces. There seem to be around 5 in his hand.
Take ‘em. I’ve never been the prayin’ type, anyway.
"Good eye, mate. Rosaries are the trend for trades 'round here. Unfortunately for you, you've got a choice between a sharpened weapon or some ammo. Not enough for both." He tells him.
Oh.
I’ll take the sharpening. I’ll find more rosaries and buy the ammo later. Better to not rely on my guns if I’ve got my hatchet.
He places the rosaries on the table.
There's a familiar light around this corner.
"Over here, stranger! Got somethin' that might interest ya." That cloak is familiar too. But the wiggling antennae under the hood discourage the thought that this is the same guy.
Right?
@merchant-around-the-corner
He turns slowly.
Oh my god.
He walks over, holding his hand over his holster warily. It might be a trap.
Uh.
Yeah. What’re you sellin’?
“Surely this isn’t the same Merchant,” he thinks. Something tells him that he’s wrong.
"Depends on what you're looking for, stranger." His cloak opens up to reveal weapons that seem unrecognizable. Swords? Maybe those other ones could count as guns.
It's possible there's more on the shelves behind him.
You got anything to resharpen weapons? My hatchet’s gettin’ dull.
And I’ll take… whatever ammo you’ve got.
He looks around. This little nook feels… safe. Nostalgic, maybe.
Reminds him of his little adventure in the Valdelobos. He shivers.
"Sharpening your blade will be no problem. But before we get ahead of ourselves, you know what you're gonna use to compensate for my services? I'm sure a fella like yourself is looking for ammunition that is a little... out of place in these parts and well, wouldn't want to be doing all this for free." Of course, he's still looking to make a quick buck.
Leon smirks a bit. Even if this merchant isn’t the same guy, they’re similar enough.
Yeah. Picked some of these little red things off some infected that tried to attack me.
He pulls out a couple of rosary necklaces. There seem to be around 5 in his hand.
Take ‘em. I’ve never been the prayin’ type, anyway.
Continuing on with the prior ooc ask
So Leon is an old man and experienced with the Horrors™ and not the fresh, eyed rookie of the first games
((yeah probably!! obviously he probably hasn’t fought a thing like Grimm or The Void but he’s definitely not The New Guy anymore))
(( i’m not really sure how he ended up in pharloom tbh he’s just here now ))
There's a familiar light around this corner.
"Over here, stranger! Got somethin' that might interest ya." That cloak is familiar too. But the wiggling antennae under the hood discourage the thought that this is the same guy.
Right?
@merchant-around-the-corner
He turns slowly.
Oh my god.
He walks over, holding his hand over his holster warily. It might be a trap.
Uh.
Yeah. What’re you sellin’?
“Surely this isn’t the same Merchant,” he thinks. Something tells him that he’s wrong.
"Depends on what you're looking for, stranger." His cloak opens up to reveal weapons that seem unrecognizable. Swords? Maybe those other ones could count as guns.
It's possible there's more on the shelves behind him.
You got anything to resharpen weapons? My hatchet’s gettin’ dull.
And I’ll take… whatever ammo you’ve got.
He looks around. This little nook feels… safe. Nostalgic, maybe.
Reminds him of his little adventure in the Valdelobos. He shivers.
Question for the mod (Ignore this Mister Kennedy, you're dealing with enough 4th wall breaks)
Is this Re2 Leon, Re4 Leon, Re6 Leon, or the current internet obsession Re9 Leon?
((oh hey, an ooc ask!!!!!!))
((to be honest, i’m not the most experienced person for the job, considering i’ve. never properly played an RE game. But I imagined he was RE9 Leon :3 To be fair i mostly made this account to try to make shitty puns and quips like the goat))
(( so we’ll just say its Requiem Leon lmao ))
(( don’t stone me i will get to it SOMEDAY!!!! ))
There's a familiar light around this corner.
"Over here, stranger! Got somethin' that might interest ya." That cloak is familiar too. But the wiggling antennae under the hood discourage the thought that this is the same guy.
Right?
@merchant-around-the-corner
He turns slowly.
Oh my god.
He walks over, holding his hand over his holster warily. It might be a trap.
Uh.
Yeah. What’re you sellin’?
“Surely this isn’t the same Merchant,” he thinks. Something tells him that he’s wrong.
Should I be worried?
That is just one of my moms she's nice
Ok. Makes sense, yeah.
Are all moths her kids.
Not who you were asking... but yes, sort of.
Understood.
Where are you all coming from.
Should I be worried?
That is just one of my moms she's nice
Ok. Makes sense, yeah.
Are all moths her kids.
Should I be worried?
Only if you are worried about going blind.
Eh.
I’ve survived worse than the sun.
