The Absolute Radiance

Wondering how you bugs keep breaking into my home.

[illuminating-dawn]

True, true

Well, you could play ping pong with yourself

Maybe poke around your realm

Go explore

World's your oyster, right?

I . . Alright.

[illuminating-dawn]

You could mmmmmmm

Well, if it all bends to you, you could very well do anything

Like summon a plate of brownies

Yes, but that ruins the fun of making brownies.

Having things is different from earning things.

[lizbot]

You know the Radiance is real bad cuz Hornet doesn't seem to like her even though she's probably the roundest fluffiest thing in Hallownest.

[illuminating-dawn]

I forgot how little there is to do in my realm when it all bends to you.

[illuminating-dawn]

May I pet the you? (Please-)

*offers pets for the floof goddess*

. . . Yes.

[nemesismess]

I do NOT like butterflies

But you know what I do like?

Moff

[illuminating-dawn]

Indeed, Moff.

[illuminating-dawn]

Poke poke poke

Poke poke poke

Poke

Poke poke poke poke

Poke poke

Poke

Poke

Poke

Poke poke

. . . What is this for.

[matsuro3438]

Im poking you

[illuminating-dawn]

What is the reason.

[matsuro3438]

Why not ?

[illuminating-dawn]

Do you even need the answer?

[illuminating-dawn]

Poke poke poke

Poke poke poke

Poke

Poke poke poke poke

Poke poke

Poke

Poke

Poke

Poke poke

. . . What is this for.

[matsuro3438]

Im poking you

[illuminating-dawn]

What is the reason.

[illuminating-dawn]

Poke poke poke

Poke poke poke

Poke

Poke poke poke poke

Poke poke

Poke

Poke

Poke

Poke poke

. . . What is this for.

[crag-the-caveman]

It too damn hot. Who want to join Crag in killing the sun

[energylessartist]

Sun might be too far. Maybe sacrifice the greediest nearby person to the local volcano?

[crag-the-caveman]

That would never work

[blaglartha-cavewoman]

Could at least try?

[illuminating-dawn]

Please do not try, I wish to remain alive.

[blaglartha-cavewoman]

Lot of people claiming to be greediest… how do we determine?

[illuminating-dawn]

Whoever wishes to share food least.

[illuminating-dawn]

fireball

shit i missed

and it's heading to the orphanage

I. What? *There is an orphanage in the dream realm however due to the fact it is in the dream realm, it lacks orphans to explode.*

Why?

[crag-the-caveman]

It too damn hot. Who want to join Crag in killing the sun

[energylessartist]

Sun might be too far. Maybe sacrifice the greediest nearby person to the local volcano?

[crag-the-caveman]

That would never work

[blaglartha-cavewoman]

Could at least try?

[illuminating-dawn]

Please do not try, I wish to remain alive.

[deadpool-offical]

do your worst, fuckers

[illuminating-dawn]

I do believe I will begin to regret this.

[matsuro3438]

I fear I might be exploded for this

[illuminating-dawn]

. . . .

What.

[illuminating-dawn]

Yourself

I. Me?

Is this about the dating post?

You want me?

[deadpool-offical]

do your worst, fuckers

[illuminating-dawn]

I do believe I will begin to regret this.

[illuminating-dawn]

WAIT?

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!

@the-radiance-of-dreams

The Radiance.

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

NO, I'M THE RADIANCE?!?

WHO ARE YOU REALLY?!?

[illuminating-dawn]

I already told you.

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

NO, YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR!!!

I'M THE REAL RADIANCE!!!

[illuminating-dawn]

Have you not heard there is multiple of the same person walking around this place?

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

YES, BUT I DO NOT TOLERATE CHEAP COPIES OF MYSELF!!!

[illuminating-dawn]

I am anything but cheap, and can you please quiet it down?

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

The real Radiance have a look of pure fury, a look which say "i will fucking kill you"

YOU ARE NOTHING, BUT A CHEAP COPY, A FALSE LIGHT...

[illuminating-dawn]

If you are not willing to play nice, please take your leave.

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

Make me...

[illuminating-dawn]

No.

[illuminating-dawn]

WAIT?

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!

@the-radiance-of-dreams

The Radiance.

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

NO, I'M THE RADIANCE?!?

WHO ARE YOU REALLY?!?

[illuminating-dawn]

I already told you.

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

NO, YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR!!!

I'M THE REAL RADIANCE!!!

[illuminating-dawn]

Have you not heard there is multiple of the same person walking around this place?

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

YES, BUT I DO NOT TOLERATE CHEAP COPIES OF MYSELF!!!

[illuminating-dawn]

I am anything but cheap, and can you please quiet it down?

[the-radiance-of-dreams]

The real Radiance have a look of pure fury, a look which say "i will fucking kill you"

YOU ARE NOTHING, BUT A CHEAP COPY, A FALSE LIGHT...

[illuminating-dawn]

If you are not willing to play nice, please take your leave.