Hey, Look at these Things I Like

[uinferno]

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

[outofcontextarthur]

[pileofknives]

“​honey i fucking hate our pretentious nerd son”

[icey-pie]

Everyone else go home these are the only takes that matter

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[surprisebitch]

also most considerate

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[official-lucifers-child]

*clicks on the link*

[arsonistblue]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cannibalchicken]

[fish-celestialbody-adjective]

[bentrollio]

Hold on I’m Jewish I gotta look some things up

[bentrollio]

Yeah this is pretty funny

[v1leblood]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Lmao @ all the people saying “there can’t be 14 days of paid sick leave in the US because small businesses will suffer and the economy will fail!” you are aware there are countries that normally have paid sick leave that are doing fine right ? Like how much fucking Reaganite brainwashing does one need to think basic care for workers will crash the economy. Death to America

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

The world if Reagan’s assassination was successful

[wayneradiotv]

which will you press…

[deadlinejon]

i’m pressing as hard as i can but it’s not fucking working op

[wayneradiotv]

oh fuck

[grubarchived]

la creatura

[shencomix]

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[fieldbears]

"Nonono, sweetie, you got it all wr- wait just a second, just to be sure, it's Chloe with a C, right? Beautiful name, great choice - we are so proud of you and our love for you has not changed one iota. It's just that we are now very worried about a golden hawk with moonlit eyes swooping down and delivering a life-changing quest to you."

[uovoc]

learning to cheerfully dislike other people is I think a critical component of getting along with people who don't like you. Like as soon as I got a solid grasp on the fact that there is a wide swath of humanity that gets on my nerves and that it's my problem, not theirs, it got easier to be around people I find annoying. Once that's settled, it's easy to flip the reasoning around and conclude that if someone doesn't like me, that's a quirk of their own strange and arbitrary tastes, not a judgment upon either of us as a person. You can't like everyone. Not everyone will like you. It's fine. It's not a personal attack in either direction. We can exchange cordial nods across the room and then go on with our lives

[wishthatiwasnessiesgirl]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

WE DID IT BABYYYYYYY

[that-house]

YEAHHHHHHHH

[bonesandthebees]

ok seeing some people not sure what this means so to summarize it:

hypothetically speaking, if we could produce nuclear fusion on a commercial scale it would provide us with totally clean and practically unlimited energy. no radiation, no pollution, just energy. fusion is actually the process that powers the sun itself, so scientists have been attempting to recreate fusion for decades because it's essentially the 'holy grail' of clean energy sources.

up until now, while we've technically been able to recreate fusion, it has always taken more energy to actually make fusion occur compared to the energy the reaction puts out. but now we've finally had a reaction happen where it produced more energy than it cost. meaning that nuclear fusion is going to be seen as a fully viable and possible energy resource, so more funding will be put into it to try and improve the process. we're still decades away from potentially using it as an energy source, but this is a HUGE step towards unlimited energy with no environmental repercussions

here's an article on it!

Live updates: Nuclear fusion reaction breakthrough

US officials announced Tuesday that researchers have produced a nuclear fusion reaction resulting in a net energy gain. Follow here for live

[sylph-corporation-official]

We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon

[absols-and-accessibility]

[shayminsighting]

[maxthetiny]

[fan-tump]

[transprincessvivian]

[tezbravetail]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[philthepegacorn]

[hex-catcher-jacket]

[cheri-berry-boy]

[luxraydio]

[little-buggy-boy]

[clovemon]

[shayminsighting]

[saywhat-politics]

[baduuizm]

[fagflint]

[id: a tweet by @TPAIN that reads: “I encourage everybody to at least (in private if need be) take a shot at doing something you actually think you’d like but your friend circle has deemed it “corny” or “lame”. Liberate yourself from the constant need of approval from everybody besides yourself and go have fun”. /end id]

[softgaycontent]

u know, i think he means it

[closet-keys]

[ID: tweet by T-Pain @TPAIN reading, “Why is Steven Universe making me cry right now?!”]