if u wanna be a ‘grammer,
u gotta know the rules.
it’s not all glitz and glamour,
u need the proper tools.
first u need a smile
and a fancy place to pose.
next find out ur style,
and put on flashy clothes.
then show the world ur awesome,
and brag about ur stuff.
now watch your fan base blossom,
and buy into ur bluff.
if u maintain the ethic,
they won’t see thru the smog,
so follow these here steps…
or, just be a dog.














