DROPS OF JUPITER

Now, she's back in the atmosphere with drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey hey! She acts like S U M M E R && walks like R A I N, reminds me that there's time to change. Since the RETURN of her stay on the moon, she listens like S P R I N G && she talks like J U N E. H E Y, H E Y! Hey, hey...

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jungleboyblake​:

Who got rid of public hangings and why? I feel like it must have been so cool in the good old days to see people getting saved by throwing swords and bow and arrows slicing through nooses and stuff.

You had me in the first half, not going to lie. I thought I was going to have to speak with mum about you because wow, someone was sounding murder-ish.

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the fire within

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making tiktoks

I don’t see anything wrong with making tiktoks, I would love to make my own though I’d probably be on the foodtok side of things, making ice cream based desserts and whatnot. It’s a good way to advertise a business too though so I’m here for it!

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”

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how do you feel about froyo?

Top notch! I feel like sometimes froyo is a little lighter than ice cream and sometimes you don’t want something as heavy. Plus there are just as many flavors that you can do for froyo as you can for ice cream and more often than not, it has less fat as well. It’s win-win.

Ask my character “How do you feel about ______?”

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text 🍨 kamley

Kam: Question, I know you make ice cream but would it be possible to order some special whipped cream for V-Day? I'm trying to find some that's just a little pink with maybe some strawberry flavor?

Hailey: Oh I could definitely do that! I specialize in ice cream but I make other goodies too! You said a little pink, like a rosewater pink? Would that be okay? And maybe a hint of strawberry, almost like you taste it on the back of your tongue? Like a pleasant surprise?

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text 💬 hunny

Sunny: If I was a fairy, what do you think my talent would be?

Sunny: And I guess I should ask what you think your talent would be too, since people love to talk about themselves 🤔

Hailey: Is throwing axes not already a talent???

Hailey: I'd probably be ice based! Does that mean we'd be separate? Because I don't want!

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If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

Not gonna lie, Valentine’s day clearly didn’t work out for me last year so matchmaking clearly isn’t my thing, right? I’lll stick to ice cream and maybe dust off the actual Matchmakr app if I want to.

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For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Valerie Vasilovich. You're welcome.

But @valerievasilovich is so pretty though! I think she’d be better suited for someone on par with her!

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valerievasilovich​:

Bitch, you’re pretty! Up the confidence, please and thank you.

Okay fair! I should have used a different word then. Stunning!

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For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Valerie Vasilovich. You're welcome.

But @valerievasilovich is so pretty though! I think she’d be better suited for someone on par with her!

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text 💬 jungle babes

Blake: IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS AND I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW I FEEL ABOUT PITBULL SAMPLING AFRICA IN A SONG.

Hailey: WE PUT THAY OUT OF OUR MEMORIES THANKS!

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text 💬 RAILEY

Rachel: What's the best flavor of pudding? Someone asked me earlier and I ran away to buy them all to see if I could pick a favorite, BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER?

Hailey: BANANA! The answer is always banana!

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Dear Hailey, I love you but like, sometimes it's so hard to shop for you because your hair's such a unique color and it's hard to find things that look super mega hot without you there to try them on! Oh well, I'll just keep buying like, seven things in your size and taking the ones that don't fit you back, I guess!

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Dear Hails, thanks for being my best friend all these years, and for reminding me that there's more to life than kale. There have been a lot of good things about coming to Auradon, but you've totally been the best of them. Also, I'm not sure if I've ever told you this, but now that I'm kind of sort of dating someone I guess I could tell you without it freaking you out too bad. You're like, the dream girl. I dare you to be more perfect; I don't think it's possible.

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Guess what? You're not just my favorite sister anymore, you're Will's favorite sister now too. Also, you're totally on the short list to make our baby someday, but Rachel's beating you right now - that's my confession, I didn't want to tell you you were losing to your face!

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Who would you like to be caught under mistletoe with?

I don’t really know! On the off chance that @jungleboyblake won’t hunt them down with me saying names then maybe @herkiehq or like @beyondthesmee? @nadiadecordoba would be good too! I mean, I don’t know...Any volunteers?