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Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.

[mulberry-cookies]

[chessys]

i wanna be the kind of beautiful that makes people want to know me

[astreay]

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[mothcub]

[podencos]

*takes too long to do anything bc I can’t stop daydreaming*

[gayharoldfinch]

a hero

[suspend]

how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[daddyfuckedme]

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[dovies]

Cheesecake is………..a blessing

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

characters who crave affection but at the same time have no idea how to respond to actually receiving it due to the fact theyve rarely ever experienced it are my absolute favourite

[brunettebelle-deactivated202008]

characters? bitch this is me 

[snorlaxatives]

do you ever just randomly get in the mood to play the sims??? like i’m sitting here at work just minding my own business and my brain is just like “i wish we were playing the sims right now” and i’m like “damn brain… me too”

[billuminati]

I’ve seen hell