@asparagays - Tumblr Blog

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

kragehund-again

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

unclefather

spaceboytoy

Hello bisexual community

spaceboytoy

Begin killing

nyanbinyuri

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

bigfoot-is-real-yo

Yet you participate in society, curious

spaceboytoy

Megayachts are not an inherent part of society you stupid cunt

shitboy96

*drink’s a delishes coffy.* *drink’s a delishes coffy.* *drink’s a delishes coffy.* *dri

mysharona1987

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

princessbento

brucie baby lore

albertnatural

who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.

quorpiest

Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group

albertnatural

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

funny-tik-toks

lee-e

Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé

foulserpent

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

straightboyfriend

i've never seen a chipmunk in my life i think its just squirrels. i dont think theyre real its probably hampster. what's a good book you've read recently?w

i’m obsessed with this ask

methed-up-samurai

gomi-chandesu

Has anyone turned this into a ringtone yet so I can set it as my alarm

anancientheart

something spiritual about grocery shopping with headphones in

orphic-mysteries

My cousin, all dressed up and about to go to some club: “hey can I borrow that that pink lipstick you were wearing the other day?”

Me, sitting cross-legged on a stool, trying to inhale the smoke of burning bay leaves in front of me because I want to see if you can get high on that shit since it’s rumoured that the priestess of Delphi used to do that, but no one is sure if it really worked, you know: “it’s on my desk”

My cousin: “okay… have… fun…”

orphic-mysteries