Lernaia

Xe/Xem | 21 | FFXIV and other things

[depsidase]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[cryptotheism]

"D&D character" has been so culturally autocannibalized it effectively only exists as an erotic taxa. It's like "Sexy nurse" or "pool boy". A commedia whose purpose is to lubricate the shy. Which like. I have no strong opinion of.

[cryptotheism]

[pointing, holding a sandwich in my other hand, mouth full] Erotic abstraction!

[capnsoapy]

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.

[scramratz]

When I go to the doctor it’s always in some big, sterile medical building with designated parking and shit but the dentists office is just some guys place

[toskarin]

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

[toskarin]

putting "don't you dare" in the XP count but still explaining how one would go about fighting jimothy the raccoon, a random animal with a spinal condition, is killing me

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[questcequecestqueca]

Amlash, Gilan Province, Iran.

[chillyfeetsteak]

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

[valarhalla]

Baby Got Back translated into Akkadian (Ancient Babylonian):

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Ilī! Bêkī! Ina qinnātīša amrī! Qinnātīša šurbûm!- My gods! Becky! Look to her buttocks! Her buttocks are the largest!

Ana Šamḫat zammerim imaššul. Tīdîšu- She resembles the mistress of a poet. Thou knowest this.

Minu zammerī šunūti iḫakkimūšunūti?- Who understands those poets?

Edāniš iqabbûšim aššu šī muššulti šamḫatim- They only talk to her because she is the likeness of a prostitute.

Agana, Qinnātīša! šina šurbûm!- Come on, her buttocks! They are the largest…

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Ul sarrāku, warktīn pilḫā!- I am not a liar, revere buttocks!

Attunu, aḫī lā tusarrarā!- You my brothers, do not be false!

Bēt awīltam irrub- When a woman enters,

Itti qablim ṣuḫḫurim- With a tiny waist,

U kippāt urkutim- And a circle of buttocks,

Šupluḫātunu!- Ye are made affraid!

Šudannin! Kēttuma- Be strengthened! Verily,

Warktān šuāti malâ- Those buttocks are full,

Ina kusītīša ḫalpā- They are slipped into her tunic,

Adīanšināti! Waqrā!- I pass judgement on them! They are worthy!

Narāmī, lušeṭḫīki - My love, may I bring thee near,

U ereḫḫīki- And have sex with thee,

Aḫḫīya udabbabūninni - My brothers they pester me,

Ki išarīšunu ušellēšunūti- That she causes their penises to go up

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Agana, Aḫḫīya! Aḫḫīya!- Come on, my brothers! My brothers!

Bēletka warktin īšu? Does your mistress possess buttocks?

Šuribbīšu! Šuribbīšu!- Shake it! Shake it!

Eli warktān šâti irubbū! Before those buttocks I tremble!

Bēletka warktīn īšu- My mistress possesses buttocks.

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[valarhalla]

[dadrgone]

some personal struggles that claiming label 'aromantic' helped me with