[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[clownsuggest]

if u grunt and make “weird” noises involuntarily or just 4 fun or bc it feels gud then ur sexy and epic as hell and thats a promise

[thebootydiaries]

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[lesamidupeuples]

Airport security: do you have anything to declare?

Me, backpack full of mangoes: no

[vainvaihe]

Me: a poor New Driver just trying to switch lanes

The asshole behind me that has decided I am Not Valid and must be stopped:

[vainvaihe]

@ people reblogging this with “i’m the asshole”

[railroadsoftware]

[railroadsoftware]

the government deleted the sides of his hair for this tweet

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Been Living In Poland

[fruitsoftheape100]

And They Love Me

[whitepeopletwitter]

Finally

[dontbeanassbutt]

has this been done yet

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[memecage]

The future is bright.

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

if i ever post anything, just tell me and i’ll delete it!!!!

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[khe1]

i would die for you yoshi

You Will.

[wrenchswango]

the internet should be funny animal pictures and thats it!

[wrenchswango]

example

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

This has always been my favorite scene in TCAP history.