Part-Time Saxophone Cryptid

Hi! I'm Jack (30ish)! Like most tumblrs, I reblog stuff and occasionally even do things. What kinds of things? It's a mystery! Stay tuned and find out. Or don't. I understand that you live your own life and I can respect that.

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[theehorsepusssy]

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[pupkinspumpkins]

Fun fact: My brother was really hyped for Conclave and Sinners and he was telling me all about them but I ended up getting their plots confused, so when I watched Conclave on my own, I was like "wow this is really interesting, I wonder when they're gonna reveal that some of the Cardinals are vampires and murdered the old pope"

[dragkingandreweldritch]

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[jelloapocalypse]

Visit Original Link

omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

[probablyreal]

on my puter

[tatters-the-bat]

[gremlin-posting]

@vio-starzz

[vio-starzz]

MULTIPLIER MENTION

[questionablyfictional]

[ID: Two options: "Mark As Read

Mark As Plier"

A photo of Markiplier is placed next to the second option /End ID.]

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[soychronicprocrastinator]

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[chainmail-butch]

Images that go hard as fuck

[ratuszarsenal]

happy pride to the undead 666 bus to Hel

[status-quo-hater]

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

[kira-serialfaggot]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[yuriwinged]

[autistic-af]

[jam-does-audio]

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

[status-quo-hater]

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

[kira-serialfaggot]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[yuriwinged]

[autistic-af]

[jam-does-audio]

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

[kabber]