Part-Time Saxophone Cryptid

Hi! I'm Jack (30ish)! Like most tumblrs, I reblog stuff and occasionally even do things. What kinds of things? It's a mystery! Stay tuned and find out. Or don't. I understand that you live your own life and I can respect that.

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from h b (@/ h3xenbren...) on 10/28/22 reading: i was visited by a being of pure light and it told me to do some stuff but i forgot what exactly /End ID]

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[sleepy-bebby]

[mira-marbles]

"only shooting stars break the mold"

Wrong

Haxorus

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[cyanswix]

New Pokemon games dropped

[datasoong47]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[jan-liliten]

[animentality]

[princess-valentineee]

Im crying

I dont know why this is so funny to me

[comicaurora]

Im sure everyone is asking you your opinion of Nolan's Odyessy, so rather than throw another in there i'll ask

How funny is it that the Hadestown Proshot was in theatres at the same time?

squandered the crossover potential smh

[nacht---hexe]

Secret Technique of the Mensa Temple: Bullet-Deflecting Palm

[lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady]

[phlebasthebroenician]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[naamahdarling]

I'm going to spend a long time thinking about this one.