[glumshoe]

[4th grader voice] “I have the shortest pencil!”

[sounds of children snapping pencils into fragmented pieces] “no, now I have the shortest pencil!”

[glumshoe]

[sounds of electric pencil sharpener go on for two minutes]

[brief pause as 9 year old examines how short his pencil has become]

[continued grinding sounds]

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

May I introduce my 4th grader’s creation:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Gustave Flaubert, from a notebook entry written c. February 1840

[deactivation-fee]

[gahdamnpunk]

This is graphic but VERY important. I’m MF TIED of pro lifers who cannot see further than the end of their nose

[dr7girl]

I’m just gonna leave this here.

[obeymeheadcanons]

Thank you….

[cynergy-laughter]

Louder for the Prolifers in the back.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“…to kiss you, to make love, to listen to you, to look at you, to watch you sleep, to know your inner life…” (x)

[kirianthedivorce]

Today’s mood lads

[mouseleygraham]

hello girl I’m confessing my love to you

[mouseleygraham]

girl help I’m being dragged into super hell for being gay

[anditslove]

Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[imposterogers]

POV: ur an angel. an actual heavenly entity. you’ve spent over a decade growing, changing, adapting to life on earth. along the way you’ve fallen in love. before your dragged to hell, you decide to finally admit your feelings, take one last risk. this is the reaction to receive

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

you know at this point i think its pretty safe to say that none of us, not one single person, had 2020 vision

[programmerhumour]

They learn so quickly

[pangur-and-grim]

[valtsv]

"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in a vague and unsettling prophetic dream

[valtsv]

"congratulations! you're hired" i know.

[emmaharwoods]

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

[goth-gay]

It’s the super hell we all got sent to for being gay