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oh my god this is the best axolotl video i’ve ever seen

[lesbian-mimikyu]

@lawoftalos

[lawoftalosss-deactivated2018010]

i pixelated the Boy

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[hauntedzoneisgonenowbye-deactiv]

@evilfriends @evilfriends @evilfriends

[lesbian-mimikyu]

@lawoftalos

[yekkes]

The only good thing in life is kissing other girls

[sharkfests]

insensitive to ace 

[yekkes]

Ur right:/

[sharkfests]

good things:

eat cake

kiss

that’s all, folks!

[ayrenn]

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

[lesbian-mimikyu]

theyre probably filled with rage like the rest of us

[shitpostbot5k]

[psychwarded]

[lesbiandgayy]

♥️

[dabblingindissent]

HEY! You there, you reading this:

You wanna hate the rich? Like more than you undoubtedly deservedly already do?

Come here, I got something for you…

oh, its just a paper cup you’d say

nope, its china, this is $95 for a pair

not the most egregious thing to be fair…

so how bout this?

a $175  single golf tee

or maybe:

a $350 dollar miniature Chinese food box

not your taste?

howabout 10 legos for 15 hundred dollars?

or

perhaps a harmonica that renders the player utterly incapable of playing blues or folk music?

maybe not,

howbout a thousand dollar tin can?

not egregious enough?

try this $350 dollar gold crazy straw.

still not pissed?

then i’m sure you won’t blink at this:

9 THOUSAND DOLLAR PURE SILVER BALL OF FUCKING YARN

anyways this has been my presentation of why we should guillotine rich people, thank you.

[osterfield]

no offense but when people message me or send me asks my heart goes ❤️💓💗💙💝💙💗💕💞💚💘💙💛💘💝💘💚💘💗💙💓💘💝💕💖💜💖💓💛❤️💘💛💝💛💕💘💚💘💙💝💛💘❤️💘💖💚💙💗💚💘💛💘💛💘💚💘💖💚💞💕

[blondetrash]

[lesbian-mimikyu]

[violaslayvis]

They really said “i’M tIrEd oF tHe diViDe bEtwEen hOoD bLaCk folks & black nerds” as if most hood niggas don’t pretend to go super saiyan/do jutsus/Naruto run. But if you wouldn’t know that if you’ve never lived in the hood

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Nigga if this ain’t the one

[scumbagbestfriend-deactivated20]

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

[lesbian-mimikyu]

god i fucking love reddit?

[lesbian-mimikyu]

for backstory this guy was throwing around transmisogyny on the overwatch subreddit and i replied "dude what the fuck" and he does,,, this

[lesbian-mimikyu]

god i fucking love reddit?

[hamletthedane]

Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.

[indigobluerose]

Jesus Christ, too deep, you’re going too deep!

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

don’t panic, thighs may muffle your hearing but it’s not permanent