Javert found dead in miami

what's up i'm taylor i'm 28 and i'm here i guess she/her

[lesbiangendoikari]

There's just so much going on in evangelion that no one can truly focus in on what's REALLY important. Kozo Fuyutsuki being the most pathetic bisexual bottom the world has ever seen. Real sopping wet kitten vibes

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[bonescrews]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[luguuuu]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[homophobla]

I have such a good dash

[gokusclit]

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

[opheliaaponi-deactivated2026051]

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

[gokusclit]

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sprigetti]

I’m obsessed with yves from loona and I will be like this forever yves is the #1 woman to ever exist I love her beautiful face and her rosy cheeks and her

[moffpup]

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[eebie]

PEOPLE KEEP PUTTING SPONGEBOBS PUSSY ON MY DASHBOARD

[screenshotsofdespair]

[abyssalzones]

[skweebs]

I just reblogged this an hour ago but just now I felt something poking my back in bed and when I pulled it out it was a lonesome vitamin D capsule.

[inthemere]

Mao Shimada would have eaten them alive