[memewhore]

[jeankirsteinsnipples-deactivate]

I HAPPENED TO GET THIS PIC OF MY DAD AND BROTHER AND LOOK AT THEIR ARMS

[girlwh0lived934]

Plot Twist: Customers actually read the prices on the menu board and don’t ask you.

[subwayproblems]

[subwayproblems]

[subwayproblems]

[marcys-mareep]

[stephaniedayonot-deactivated202]

Me telling a joke.

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

i want a relationship where people know of us but nothing about us

[meladoodle]

i cant stop laughing this tweet is incredible

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[ryuko-archive]

how to make your cashier's day easier

have your wallet ready while waiting in line

take off your headphones (if you’re wearing them)

hand your cash/card directly to the cashier (please don’t just drop it on the counter!!!!)

be polite!!! please and thank you is more than enough

don’t yell at or harass the cashier for things they can’t control!!

just be a decent human being???

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

2015 is too real

[trippyytrip]

how are girls straight I don’t get it

[only-cats-photos]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you rip a hole in a net, there’s actually fewer holes in it than it was before

[therarestsaiko-deactivated20180]

[softporn]

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

morning sex

afternoon sex

dinner sex

after meal sex

i made pancakes sex

good morning sex

the kids are at school sex

shower sex

bored sex

make up sex

break up sex

monday sex

tuesday sex

wednesday sex

thursday sex

friday sex

saturday sex

sunday sex

there is nothing on tv sex

i love you sex

[narcotic]

it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can’t accidentally make a pizza