Are we perfect yet?

Why couldn't we be a happy family? Like in books or TV shows? Ahh right... Those are just lies. selective Indie OC blog written by Vic

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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I Hate Valentine’s Day Starters

“If I see one more heart, I’m going to hurt someone.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue…Go to hell, fuck you.”

“Why can’t I just NOT be single this year?”

“I think Cupid just slapped me in the face…”

“How about you come over so we can watch bad rom coms and make fun of them?”

“It’s totally not pathetic that I’m on Tinder/Grindr right now…”

“I HATE Valentine’s Day.”

“This holiday is nothing but capitalistic propaganda anyway.”

“Valentine’s Day is a web of lies.”

“The only good thing about it is that once it’s over, all of the chocolate goes on sale.”

“Cupid is a douchebag.”

“All of these happy couples…I’m going to puke.”

[lesgensparfaits]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14 //for both

1. What do you like about your muse? What do you dislike?

Mary: Her body. The fact that she’s athletic is one of the things i really like about her. Athletic and healthy, even after the shit she had to go through. What i dislike might be that she’s so dependant on her brother.

Gary: That he’s an adult. ?? Does this make sense? The fact that he just is adult, with work and stuff. I admire that. What I dislike about him, maybe the fact that he’s a smoker (yes he smokes).

2. If you could change one thing about your muse or their history, what would it be?

Basically nothing. I like their past as it is.

3. What are your favorite ships with your character? Least favorite?

I don’t have any ships with them so... welp.

4. Are there any specific plots that you would like to play with them?

ANY PLOT, I’d love to play for example in the verse where Mary ended up dying in that one incident with her mother, I’d love to play Gary facing that! Also i’d love to play anything that would involve Mary not being able to feel anything in her right arm! -- so mostly angsty plots i think?

5. Are there any specific characters you would like to play against?

I don’t have anyone in mind right now (everyone).

6. Is there something that you would never, ever play out?

.. smut ... ? 

7. If your character did not have the role they did now, what do you think they would be doing?

I have honestly no idea.

8. Pick an important event in your muse’s life. Tell us how different they would be if it hadn’t happened.

Both: The day Marys father left their mother. If he had never left them, Mary would still live with her mother and their relationship would have been a whole other one. Gary on the other hand, rather than gone to work right after school, would’ve went to study abroad. 

9. How much would your muse change if they were the opposite gender/sex?

Not at all actually.

10.Is your muse in love? With who and why? How do they feel about this?

No.

11. If your character does not have a headcanon voice, do you have one for them?

Well i have something in mind how they would sound like, but not an actual voiceclaim for them. I only can describe Marys voice though.

Mary: Her voice is a little raspy, and surprisingly low -- but she still sounds girlish enough. Since she rarely speaks up it’s also very quiet.

12. How comfortable are they with their own body?

Mary: She sometimes shows some discomfort, especially when it comes to the summer season. Mostly because of her large scar.

Gary: He doesn’t really much care, so he’s pretty comfortable with his own body.

13. Do they believe in true love?

Mary: Yes.

Gary: he doubts that it exists.

14. What Hogwarts house would they be in and why?

Gary: I am split between Slytherin or Ravenclaw, might decide on the second option mostly because he’d definitely not be a pure-blood student in the Harry Potter Verse. However, personality wise he’d fit in either one. He’s very smart and would follow rules and likes to learn a lot of things. But also is determinded if he puts his mind to something, and would archieve it through every means possible. Uhm... thinking about it he might even fit personality wise better into Slytherin.

Mary: Hufflepuff. Why? She’s just a very Hufflepuff person when overlooking her scared personality she is a very loyal, kind and fair person. 

[lesgensparfaits]

pls help me make Mary and Gary active again

[rpmemesalot]

Some Muse Questions

What do you like about your muse? What do you dislike?

If you could change one thing about your muse or their history, what would it be?

What are your favorite ships with your character? Least favorite?

Are there any specific plots that you would like to play with them?

Are there any specific characters you would like to play against?

Is there something that you would never, ever play out?

If your character did not have the role they did now, what do you think they would be doing?

Pick an important event in your muse’s life. Tell us how different they would be if it hadn’t happened.

How much would your muse change if they were the opposite gender/sex?

Is your muse in love? With who and why? How do they feel about this?

If your character does not have a headcanon voice, do you have one for them?

How comfortable are they with their own body?

Do they believe in true love?

What Hogwarts house would they be in and why?

Does your character believe anime is real?

[lesgensparfaits]

forever went by and i am checking on ym left alone blogs again... i need people.

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

lesgensparfaits came to the bar.

[lesgensparfaits]

The girl nodded slightly. “ Yes... “ Better now that she’s calm and rested to get done with whatever she had to do quickly. I wonder how big brother is right now... He surely is worried about me, i havent phoned him in days. “ So we got to play a game... “, she muttered quietly while returning back to the bar. 

[mxximoff]

✿ meet the blogger ✿

[lesgensparfaits]

name: Vic nickname: Vic is the nickname, i usually tend to ignore other nicknames (except maybe Vika bc every russian person calls me like that) favourite flower: roses favourite fruit: watermelon. favourite ice-cream flavor: Melon and stracciatella favourite pastime: reading and enjoying relaxing music, or watching videos on youtube how do you take coffee / tea: Usually i put a ton of milk into my coffee and two teaspoons of sugar. My black tea(mostly earl grey) i usually drink with one slice of lemon and either with or without sugar (depends on my mood), the roiboos-orange tea and my green tea i drink with one spoon of honey in it. zodiac sign: Aries your catchphrase: Dont really have one.

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SIGN THE DAMN PETITION BECAUSE STAFF IS OUT OF CONTROL

[callousisms-blog]

//no, I won’t stop Reblogging this until it gets to its limit and this gets fucking fixed

[lesgensparfaits]

I wonder if anyone actually wants to rp with me on this blog.

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

lesgensparfaits came to the bar.

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

By the time Mary came out of the backroom, Decim had made his way back over to dummies closer to the bar. For a few moments, he didn’t notice Mary as he was looking at a dummy with a solemn expression. The dummy he was looking at was wearing a simplistic green dress with a denim jacket: the wig’s brown locks done up in a pony tail. The bartender quietly said to himself.

“I wonder who you were…” Though, seeing Mary emerge made the man change back to a more neutral expression as he walked ove to her.

“Hello miss, how are you feeling? Do you feel any better?”

[lesgensparfaits]

Mary just quietly watched Decim while he hadn’t noticed her yet. Not really wanting to interrupt in whatever he was doing, even if he was only looking at a... doll of some sort? Now thinking about it, there were quite many of those around. Seeming a bit creepy, and all quite individual. She wondered if it was a hobby of that bartender to collect them.

“ Ah, yes i do... “ She nodded slightly while answering. “ Thank you very much for giving me the opportunity to rest a bit. “

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

lesgensparfaits came to the bar.

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

“Understood miss…” It was understandable Mary wanted some time to herself. Bowing he quietly said. “When you wish to rejoin me or need something else, please do not be afraid to do so. I only wish to assist you.” With this, Decim stood back up and left the room to go back into the main bar.

Now that he had some free time, the white-haired man slowly wandered around Quindecim, examining the numerous dummies.”

[lesgensparfaits]

“ Thank you... “ Once Decim left the room, the girl laid down on the bed. A bit time, she would try to not take too long. To not let that man wait much for her. Though this all made her tired. Everything she had to get used to, a place she was unfamilliar with, a man she met for the first time, it took much of her energy. And she ended up falling asleep. At least she had been calm enough to actually sleep, have some rest. Waking up after hours again. “ I fell asleep... “ She actually hadn’t wanted to. Mary wondered how long she had let Decim wait. Standing up from the bed she walked to the door, to leave the room again.

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

lesgensparfaits came to the bar.

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

The bartender moved out of the way so she could look around the room and also get to the bed without having to move past him: seeing as he probably made her uncomfortable.

“Of course miss. Do you need me to get you something to drink like water? Or are you alright for now?” 

[lesgensparfaits]

“ No.. I... I don’t need anything“, she replied, while slowly walking through the room. Approaching carefully the bed. Extending her arm, her fingertips hesistantly touched it.  Then she turned back to Decim; “ A bit... time ... a-alone... would be enough for me. “

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“Mary, really a beautiful name dear”, she smiled, still looked around. “Yea…but at least it was a bit funny in my opinien”, she chuckled, waved her hair back. “I´m sure we now save”

[lesgensparfaits]

“ Oh... thank you... “ Mary chuckled a bit. It was rare that people complimented her on her name. “ Well i sure hope we are... don’t want to get any trouble. “

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

lesgensparfaits came to the bar.

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

“Of course. I can guide you too the room in the back. It’s quiet in there, so you can receive rest in quiet” Stepping back from her, he turned and looked to her. “If you would please follow me.” With this, he led Mary to the back of the bar to a cozy looking room. Stepping beside the bed, he motioned with his hand. “Is this acceptable to you?”

[lesgensparfaits]

She followed him to the back room, once entering it her eyes wandered a bit around. It seemed quite a comfortable place.

A nod from the girl, and she tried to give him a little smile. “ y-yes... and I’m very grateful...  Thanks... “

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After some minutes of running, she stoped and looked back. “I guess, no one saw us…oh gosh sorry for all the trouble! By the way: my name is Vanessa Alice, and what is your name?”, On her lips was now a little smile. 

[lesgensparfaits]

A shy little smile showed upon Marys face. “ I’m Mary ... I guess there are better circumstances to meet each other then this... but anyway; i guess it’s nice to meet you... “

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

lesgensparfaits came to the bar.

[the-puppeteer-arbiter-moved]

“I see… well. Do you want some time to rest? Could that make you feel better?” Decim would recognize the anxious feelings of his guest, and thought it was best to try and help her feel a bit better.

[lesgensparfaits]

Mary thought a moment about it, before giving a slowl now. “ If i’m allowed to, yes i’d like to rest. It would definitely help... “, the girl replied. Some time where she can really get used to the thought would sure make it easier for her to deal with it.