Pouring Bong Water On Sluts

[lesleygguzman]

“If only you wanted me as much as I do you.

24hrs and still no response.

If only I didn’t know you can’t go more than an hour without your phone.

How foolish am I to think you’d want me as much as I do you.”

- Lesley Guzman jan 30 2022

[lesleygguzman]

Too much blood and sex magic. It might kill you.

[alisonzai]

[xxnoonexy-deactivated20210909]

[quotemadness]

“I used to build dreams about you.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[lesleygguzman]

I guess I’m starting to like my small breasts 😋

[lesleygguzman]

[lesleygguzman]

[lesleygguzman]

When I was closeted one of my friends used to say “Gay Confirmed” anytime I would verbally agree with our group of friends about another women being attractive, sexy and/or beautiful.

[veryfunnymemes]

[especially]

[pressure-machine]

Don’t be fooled by their retro threads and the the in their name: The Killers threaten to pry dance rock from the steely grip of hipsterdom and thrust it unrepentantly into the mainstream. The Rapture are artier, and Franz Ferdinand are more, well, Scottish, but this Las Vegas band has actual pop songs — in spades. A nightclub anthem in the making, the acid-tongued “Somebody Told Me” blasts into outer space on a wave of synthesizers and singer Brandon Flowers’ cheeky chorus: “Somebody told me you had a boyfriend/Who looked like a girlfriend/That I had in February of last year.” “Jenny Was a Friend of Mine” comes on like classic Duran Duran, all snaking bass lines and Flowers’ elegantly wasted vocals — part ironic detachment, part fake-British-accent, part throat-shredding wail. This album is all Killers, no filler. - Jenny Eliscu

Hot Fuss released June 7, 2004

[destroymylife]

[tastefullyoffensive]

My life in one word

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[recaption]

[eliminated]