Lester the boobie inspector

LESTER WANTS TO JUMP AJAJWJNWNWJWJWJNWN . . . apologizes, lester is crashing out

[lesterisemo]

About me (if you care)

Soooo, im just a dude who basically just exists here :P

Basic info:

Name: Lester

Age range: 14-17

Pronouns: he/him

Gender: Trans

Sexuality: Queer

Ethnicity: Russia

My partner and who im matching with is : @alliterationless-andyxox <3 ‼️

My pookies are : @mitsukiixx @oliverisagaymuggleborn @anonymousdarkfigure ‼️

Other moots are : @rascaltheidiot @justafishboi ‼️

ALSO- here's my comics on webtoon:

Working Class

Vampiric Tendencies

Under here is extra infoz

Interests:

Shows i like: anime (like deathnote, the promised neverland, heavens official blessing, black butler, black clover, etc), umbrella academy (love the comics), invader zim and some other stuff.

Books i like: non fanic- a series of unfortunate events, warrior cats, hunger games, Heavens Official Blessing, etc. Fanfic - anything mcr (ASOTM, unholyverse), marauders (crimson rivers), death note or anything about a Fandom i like.

Comics and manga: umbrella academy, watchmen, paranoid gardens, dying inside, death wish, death note, Moriarty The Patriot, Etc.

Hobbies: I like drawing, reading, writing, and playing bass 🔥🔥🔥

Music i like: pop punk, punk, alternative, rock, and basically bands like mcr, fob, p!atd, get scared, leathermouth, or artists like bob Dylan, David Bowie, etc.

Posts:

What I'll be posting and tags I'll use:

-lots of reblogging under #Lester can reblog

-selfie and group photos sometimes under #the harem or #Lester!!!

-if it's a poem, it'll be under #Lester can write

-if its art it'll be under #Lester can draw

-if it's a headcanon, it'll be under #Lester headcanons!!!

-if its an ask, it'll be under #lester answers

-if its music related, it'll be #Lester does music

-lastly, if it's something goofy and off topic of anything and just something that's there, it'll be under #silly times with lester

Good luck on my Tumblr chat :P

[wowthatsreallycrazy]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 (or more) people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

@trinket-crow72 @bucket-of-axilotl @definitelyregulusblack @kiwis-kikis @g0d0fcha0s @dazaisbaldspot

All platonicly of course cuzz they all make me smile whenever I see them on my dash and stuff:)

[dazaisbaldspot]

LADIES LADIES LEAVE ME ALOVE TYPE SHIFT HAHA~ BUT TYSM FOR THE TAG :3

@g0d0fcha0s @red-snow-phantom @cmd-shift4 @dazai0s4mukun @minicatknife

[minicatknife]

THANK YOU DAZAII

@dazaisbaldspot @g0d0fcha0s @astickperson @ieatgoobers @lemonflavoredraccoon and everyone on that world!!!

[ieatgoobers]

THANK YOU MOOT

@itsabitweird8 @deux-jee-ode-msm @capaiaque @madscientistfrommars @donniesgaptooth @redwinterhavoc66 @the-canis-major @puppy-boy-jayden and all of my other moots :3

[donniesgaptooth]

^3^ ♡

@gmvofficial @troublesjunkyard @riseleon @computer-puppy @sammyzammy @lonely-gay-fool @chobooo @chizburg3r @breadnbutterplz @dragonnnerdd

[dragonnnerdd]

THANK YOU 🥹

@whoisaddy @bnuuwitch @commander-tech @deluliaa @thecurliefrysbat and all of my followers too, YOU PEOPLE ARE AWESOME

[thecurliefrysbat]

AWWWWW THIS IS SO SWEET <3

@mrsillyrime @randirollz @strnfd @itsmidnightflower @leafofthelake and if course the person who tagged me @dragonnnerdd

[leafofthelake]

Yay! Ty!!

we have like the same mutuals uhhhh

@awoomiis @mulqyi @strnfd @urlocal-ace-of-spades @s4tor1 @regularsrandomstuff @mrsillyrime @randirollz @anonymouslocksmith333 @soul-or-sorei

Yes im mentioning several of the same people, they deserve many awards <3<33<3<3 and of course more awards for curlie too :D

[urlocal-ace-of-spades]

oh gosh you guys are too kind 😭😭😭 ily y’all

(Thanks @leafofthelake and @heyimriver for this, I send the love right back to y’all)

@sabrteeth @cherri7809 @color-palette-go-brr @stupidocornetto @ace-of-5pades @nicothehalfblood @awoomiis @s4tor1i

love y’all sm! (I tried tagging ppl who haven’t been yet but we have a lot of the same mutuals)

[stupidocornetto]

thanks love ya tooooo

trying to tag people I don't tag as often

@laceylavenders @veethevoyd @pal-the-theater-jester @lesterisemo @infinitelypurple @doodlebugdpj @wannablegendary @alliterationless-andyxox

love all my moots but again was trying to tag the ones I don't really interact with that much but if you see this ily

[lesterisemo]

AHHH TY POOKIE ILYT 😛

OKOK HERE WE GO (THERE AINT MUCH TO TAG BUT IM STILL HYPNG UP) @mitsukiixx @alliterationless-andyxox @oliverisagaymuggleborn @anonymousdarkfigure @rascaltheidiot @justadeadfishboy AHAHJSSNEJ

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[jacksfoxevangeline]

I’m married to my brother/father

Turning this into a tag game

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @alien-in-washington @lexi-is-short @cleaning-spray-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @willowxweirdoxthexdayxdreamer @written-by-music @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @rosedmcenjoyer @confusedfroggirl @thevoidlapidarym @shadow-vex @cicadabee @anonymousdoggie @chickfila-offical @aviewtodeath @livviedaltonvintagedoll @goodplayproductions @ravenswritingdesk231 @allisteristired @duckwithdeviousintent @iminyourbedsheets @nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine @hypnopompic-decay @elliotsaqueenfan @ilovecoveysongs @alchemy-and-royalty @monster-of-the-margins @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil

[alchemy-and-royalty]

Ja^2xcks, wvndvrfvl

@n0l0h @cann1bal-queen @ender-afton @hyrulesshope @c3lestial-angel

[tragicbackstorycommence]

i’m apparently a beaver.

@twistedlikeness1 @la-sa-ru-ca @eldritch-crows-official @littlelysti @lakitu-offical

[littlelysti]

what’s better than a double jump,,,

@anxiouschoco, @sun-captain-ghost, @dozer-official, @tragicbackstorycommence, @reflections-of-lunaris, @st4rs4m0ons, @eldritch-crows-official, @faiths-productions,

[st4rs4m0ons]

It’s a frog but it’s crickets

@littlelysti @tragicbackstorycommence @lesterisemo @idocreative

[lesterisemo]

Kitten fird.

Npt: @mitsukiixx @alliterationless-andyxox @anonymousdarkfigure @oliverisagaymuggleborn @rascaltheidiot @justadeadfishboy and opennnn 😜

[rainbowsh-writer-and-artist]

MY FIRST TIME DOING A TAG!

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

@51lly-kn1f3 @c3rberuz @megamanzerov20 @holorform2009 @countingthestarsthings @pami-the-bunterfly07 @galaxywolfcomet @lalya-veronican @mothpheliaartgallerg @maruchxnn @scallywiggles @meowowstar

[pami-the-bunterfly07]

I’m a proudly Pansexual, Genderfluid, Teratoromantic, and I’m a Werewolfkin Otherkin :)

@vinylv1 @torrentialchaos @lunawolf012306 @galaxywolfcomet @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @roleplaynerdylover @khrystenapofficial @dazzle-expandism @elderwoodz @stroodlenoodledoodle @sleepi-toasti @glitched-across-aus @gloriatheitalianpuppetdoll @xxxlawrencexxx @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @stardxstsleep @bluechan2011 @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @holorform2009 @lilonceleriscool124 @chairsqueue35 @sakiohappychan

[i-am-trashyy]

Um I'm proudly transmasculine, mainly he/him, errr, they/them works too err, grayaroace, and I'm almondsexual 👍

@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @kingkit7734 @sharkinthewild @catdisguisedasaduck @im-garbage-trust @innocentlyhollowtoad @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @hawkeyedoodles @moonlitepaws @tacticalsp @santerball @fefe-the-cat @chaos-triangle

[boiling-with-rage]

SIIGGHHHH…. TAGGED CHAOS BUT NOT ME….. I SEE HOW IT IS

I’M ALMOST ENTIRELY UNLABELED BUT QUEER, GO BY LITERALLY ANYTHING (AND I MEAN ANYTHING) OTHER THAN FEMININES, AND TECHNICALLY QUALIFY AS OTHERKIN IF YOU WANNA GET INTO THE GRITTY ABOUT IT

@thatfreechyenigma @daringcrafter @he-who-vees @littlelysti @pyramid-steve-was-here @carb0n-m0n0xide @voidofthevoidmv @orionskittles @bees-with-a-camera

TEEBEEACHE I FORGOT WHO IS AND ISN’T A MUTUAL….

[littlelysti]

woah it’s one of these funny things,,, okauh

im proudly nonbinary, demiflux (he/they), recipromantic/fictromantic, and aceflux.

SOLDIERS,,,,, ATTACK‼️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ @anxiouschoco, @sun-captain-ghost, @dozer-official, @tragicbackstorycommence, @reflections-of-lunaris, @st4rs4m0ons, @eldritch-crows-official, @faiths-productions,

[st4rs4m0ons]

I am proudly nonbinary (he/they/it), panromantic, and demisexual !! :p

@lesterisemo @tragicbackstorycommence @idocreative

[lesterisemo]

Woauh okok lets lock in gangalang

I am very brazenly a trans man (he/him) and im queer.

If youre a human around my age that breathes/is alive, you cant escape me. Muahahahaha

TAGZZZZ: @mitsukiixx @alliterationless-andyxox @oliverisagaymuggleborn @anonymousdarkfigure @justadeadfishboy @rascaltheidiot and open to anyone else :33

[lesterisemo]

New art just dropped 😜

[fish-with-autism]

mmmm fuck it lets start a tag game. INTRODUCE THYNE SELF Name - Rob

Age range - 13-18

Pronouns - they/he

Are you a system? - Yes!

Are you taken? If they have tumblr, tag them! - Yes!! @wowiezowie100

Favorite book? - The Metamorphosis

Favorite movie? - Electric Dreams (1984)

Top three fandoms? - DSaF, TDLoSK, and Regretevator!

Favorite music artist(s)? - Will Wood, Lemon Demon, That Handsome Devil, Femtanyl, and Fish in a Birdcage!

Who inspires you? - My moots and my grandma :) and my wife!!!!!

If you're an OC creator, name three of your OCs! - Gary, Toaster, and Sebastian :)

TAG YOUR MOOTS!!! @super-autism-death-ray @this-tired-guy @mantisshr1mp @lemonshark1e @titty-tot @vessel-of-enphoso @punart05 @retro-spring @ibleedglitterandrainbows @kettlemine @localjumperz @wowiezowie100 + open tags !!!!

[retro-spring]

HELLS YEAAH!!! THANKS FOR DA TAG ROB!!!

name: dave, avery, or spring... i have. alot

age range: 13-15

prns: he/it/they

are you a system: yeah!

taken: NOPE!!

favorite book: dear evan hansen, the strange case of dr. jekyll & mr. hyde, the silver eyes

favorite movie: zombieland & any robot movie ever

top three fandoms: fnaf/dsaf, sfawtde, die of death

favorite music artists: they might be giants, neutral milk hotel, nine inch nails, devi mccallion, the dresden dolls, will wood, mitski, weezer, etc

who inspires you: MY FRIENDS/MOOTS N ALL MY FAVORITE ARTISTS!!

ocs: yhhhhuhh... gatsby... craig.... spencer !!!

ANDDD I TAG 2 OF MY FRIENDS... @theyaoimonster @willgrahamsbum yu guys dont gotta join heh🥹

[willgrahamsbum]

Name: vas or vasu!

Age range: 13-17

Pronouns: he/him

System: suspecting

Taken: it’s…… questionable (not rlly)

Fav book: red dragon, DR JEKYLL AND HYDE, fight club,

Fav movie: I saw the tv glow

Top 3 fandoms: Hannibal, Ranboo/genloss, NIN

Fav artists: NIN (that’s its)

Who inspires u: @theyaoimonster and ranboo!

OCS: fem Hannibal and my tds and year zero oc

@evilrobotalienclown @theyaoimonster @lethallyunfunny @nineinchneedles @dimitrus-darling

[lethallyunfunny]

Name: Lee

Age range: 13 - 17

pronouns? rlly any besides she/her, though they/he is preferred!!

system? not that I'm aware of, so nope!

taken? NOPE 💔💔💔

favorite book? Warrior Cats, BEFORE YOU JUDGE I DON'T READ THAT MANY BOOKS, THATS MY EXCUSE--

favorite movie? Girl in the Closet - 2023, it sounds random but that movie genuinely tickled my brain a bit.

top three fandoms? Ranboo/generation loss, hermitcraft, and Linkin Park 🥹🥹

favorite artists? OUUHH LETS SEE LETS SEE currently umm The Front Bottoms, Linkin Park, atlas ivy, and MARINA.

who inspires you? ALL of my friends (online and irl :33) and uuurrhhhhrhhr a lot of twitch streamers because they're gAY. /satire

ocs? Mrs. Veil (genloss oc) mainly, I had others but I low-key forgot about them 💔💔 (there was another that I basically turned into a trauma dump but I forgor her name.)

TAGS!! @raventhecrispy-offical @art1stxsl4sh @zianathebi @one-and-only-dandeo @thecatboyknight-offical @kikidabest @blahajajajajaj @mosqu1tobytes + open tags!

[thecatboyknight-offical]

Thanks for the tag

Name: Comet (online wise so that unless told otherwise)

Age range: 13-17

pronouns: He/Him preferred but I also like It/Its

System: Not going to share this at this moment

Taken: yes by @i-know-too-many-greek-myths

Favorite Book: Otherworldly - F.t. Lukens (its gay so shocking/sarc)

favorite movie?: American pie or Black Phone

top three fandoms: Ever shifting but right now; Lightlark, Byler and Hazbin or TADC

favorite artists: A whole bunch but I will give ya a bit of a list (5)

Panic! at the Disco

Thousand Foot Crunch

John Michael Howell

VOILA

and Marino

who inspires me: Alex/my boyfriend but all my followers too

OCS: A bunch, but on here Silas

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant , @i-know-too-many-greek-myths , @hisowntruly , @lemonenty , @purpledelight127 (open tags +)

[lemonenty]

Name: mel

Age range: 13 - 17

pronouns? she/her (they/them? i think, questioning)

system? not that i am aware of

taken? so single, so very single

favorite book? THE GOLDFINCH (boreoboreoboreo, this book hurt so much), call me by your name, the secrety history

favorite movie? pulp fiction or call me by your name or dead poets society

top three fandoms? byler, dead poets society and percy jackson

favorite artists? Destroy boys, nirvana, deftones, the beatles

who inspires you? my friends, a lot and my moots and my cousin

@starsquire @crunchie-morris @the-lesbian-duck-offical @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken +open tags!!

[the-lesbian-duck-offical]

name: Iris

age range: 13-17

pronouns: she/her

idefk what system means bro

taken? very single :(

fave book? six of crows and crooked kingdom!!!

fave movie? idk umm dead poets society or shawshank redemption

top three fandoms? marauders era, good omens, a bunch of musicals in general (hadestown, hamilton, les mis)

favourite artists? the last dinner party, fleetwood mac, florence and the machine, david bowie

who inspires you? idk

@communistsgaycousin @starsquire @gaywithbackstory @queerbookbitch @tacocatwithchocolatetihi

[communistsgaycousin]

name: charlie

age range: 13-17

system? nope, not that i'm aware of

taken? single and very happy

fave book? ooooh this is a hard one, probably Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian but i also love When the World Was Ours

fave movie? My Neighbour Totoro probably

top three fandoms? les mis, doctor who/torchwood, marvel

favourite artists? jorge rivera-herrans, lin manuel miranda, will wood, bo burnham

who inspires you? my friends + technoblade

@thechucklefuckler @starsquire @zeeple @imliterallyinsanern @baskabytheanglerfish

[thechucklefuckler]

name: fire or firenzo as a nickname

age range: 14 - 17

pronouns: xey/xem/xeir he/him and they/them

system : nope

taken: aroace all the way mwahaha

fave book: does manga count? if so jba, gachiakuta and the haibane renmei art book

fave movie: but im a cheerleader and paranoia agent. bottoms is peak to

top three fandoms: serial experiments lain, texhnolyze and haibane renmei. but since they dont really have fandoms mob phsycho 100 and saiki k

favourite artists: the madna, will wood, gulu gulu, fish in a birdcage, tom lehrer, malice mizer, dadoroma

who inspires you: the visual kei music scene, the great artist hirohiko araki, junji ito and my friends

@prettiestpivvo fuck most my friends have allready done this

[prettiestpivvo]

name: piv

age range: 14-18

pronouns: she/her

system: no

taken: sadly no (i’m read to much yaoi)

fav book: my fav romance is ‘i hope this doesn’t find you’ but otherwise it’s probs ‘a good girl’s guide to murder’

fav movie: haikyuu dumpster battle or cruella

top three fandoms: haikyuu, riordanverse (mostly pjo), sk8 the infinity

fav artists: almost monday, LØLØ, COIN, Daisy Grenade, Chappell Roan, Carla Wehbe, Sabrina Carpenter, MICO, wilt

who inspires me: my parents, friends, jack manifold lol

tags: @sunxkissed-sophie @toastedmooshroom @pikachu161211

[toastedmooshroom]

(Ignore how long it took me to do this, but thank you for the tag!)

Name: Toast

Age range: 17-21

Pronouns: Any

System: No

Taken: No

Favorite book: Lore by Alexandra Bracken

Favorite movie: The Princess Bride is my automatic answer, but it might actually be Project Hail Mary.

Top three fandoms: Heated Rivalry, Marauders, and TADC

Favorite artists: David Bowie, Erin LeCount, Conan Gray, Peach PRC, Noah Kahan, Xana, and Maya Hawke

Who inspires me: All the shitty people in the world inspire me to not be a piece of shit :)

(No pressure <3) @lastpigeonparty @constantlymusing @knighthans @bookishbabe27 @ashylittlebookworm @high-on-kaolin @intothepast9 @sockssketchingshack @kiraandhervibes @ramblingsfromthytruly

[knighthans]

I was thinking that I missed tag games and then realised I had some I hadn’t done

Name: Hans

Age range: 17-21

Pronouns: they/them

System: No

Taken: in a relationship with myself cos im so amazing

Favourite Book: The Running Girl by Simon Mason (it’s been my favourite for years and idk if i read some i loved more since then but i cant be bothered to change the answer (it is an amazing book tho dont get me wrong))

Favourite film: Ocean’s 11

Top 3 fandoms: Marauders, Miraculous, Haikyu

Favourite artists: Noah Kahan, Conan Gray, David Bowie, Brenn!, Matt Hennessy, The Front Bottoms and more

Who inspires me: The real question is who is inspired by me, cause that’s a whole lot of people

npt: @rascaltheidiot @sadiekaneismysister @kiraandhervibes @mesers-prongs @cornishpadfoot @not-the-moon-not-a-st4r @eatanorange @lumoswolfstar @nuwandaa13 @lilyandpadouttakes @mothwingsmayy @landofshazza @oh-my-lord-its-an-american @bob-ross-is-a-mermaid @ellisamarox (i tagged the moots i used to tag before my break so tell me if you dont want to be tagged anymore)

[rascaltheidiot]

IT'S BEEN SOOO LONG SINCE I'VE DONE ONE OF THEESEEEE

name: archie/alex/james (take your pick)

age range: 16-19 !

pronouns: he/him

system: nope !

taken: by my wonderful girlfriend who is unfortunately not on tumblr

favorite book: it's between project hail mary and between (forgot the authors)

favorite film: i have three... Project Hail Mary, Dead Poet's Society, Batman Under the Red Hood (imsorry i can't pick i am so indecisive)

top 3 fandoms: project hail mary, the Marauders, DC

favorite artists: Conan Gray, MCR, Queen, Olivia Rodrigo, Buckshot, The Front Bottoms, McCafferty, and a couple more

who inspires me: my friends, mostly :) they inspire me to do better as a person

npt: @cherryseascns @noahher @lesterisemo @anonymousdarkfigure @alliterationless-andyxox @h0bbes-is-c000l @starcroww @crowwolf8 @elliott-callahan @gaydudelovemusic @inkstainsonmysheets @kealynthegreat @outromoonyy @outromoony @rarespawns ! feel free to join even if you aren't tagged:) it's been a looonggg long time since i've actually responded to tags in my inbox so i apologize for that lol

[alliterationless-andyxox]

same ive done no tag games lately 💔

name: andy!! aspen is also ok to my irls 😌

age range: teenager!

pronouns: they/any!!

system: no

taken by: @lesterisemo <33333

fav book: JOAJWKALJAJWKSKD GAH THATS SO HARD GUYS BUT IT MIGHT BE THE IMMEASURABLE DEPTH OF YOU

favorite film: howls moving castle, steven universe, and castle in the sky :D

top 3 fandoms: mcyt (many honestly within this one), riordanverse, aaaaannnnndd probably marauders

fav artists: june henry, fall out boy, mcr, the crane wives, and the front bottoms!

who inspires me: so many things honestly i get inspiration from everything around me and everyone around me in many different ways.

npt: @mitsukiixx @oliverisagaymuggleborn @lesterisemo @anonymousdarkfigure & ofc anyone else!!

[lesterisemo]

Uhuhm uh hi ive been SO dead recently mb gangalang ALSO TY BOTH FOR THE TAGGG

Anywayz

Name: lester ‼️

Age range: 14-18

Pronouns: he/him

System: getting diagnosed rn 🥀🥀🥀

Taken byyyy: @alliterationless-andyxox

Fav book?: MDZS I LOVE IT SM EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ IT WJIWJWNEJWJW (DEATH NOTE TOO BUT THATS A MANGA)

Favorite film?: uh uhm, like dead poets society, and... yah idk. Prolly just that.

Top three fandoms?: bro idk 😭🤚 probably DEATH NOTEEE, uh, MDZS, and uh, hm. The fandom of my siblings OCs (ITS SO PEAK YOUVE GYATT NO IDEA)

Fav music artists: MCR, FOB, P!ATD, the strokes, ziferblat, gotta add Dima Bilan, Jorge rivera-herrans, DEATH NOTE THE MUSICAL EHWJWJW, and teppei koike 😌

Who inspires you: uh, my friends, my peoples (some of them) and uh idk, my orchestra mates.

Oc creator? : Threeeee of my ocs are, CASPER I LOVE HIM HE COULD DO NO WRONG, LANCE MBKWKW, anddd my beautiful girly Nyx whos obsessed with a gay man 🥀

Now, the great tagging of my moots.

@mitsukiixx @oliverisagaymuggleborn @anonymousdarkfigure @justadeadfishboy @anyone else who wants to join

[lesterisemo]

DISREGARD EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED HERE.

[lesterisemo]

Im sorry

[lesterisemo]

KYS I HATE YOU

[lesterisemo]

Holy snickerdoodle im crashing out.

[lesterisemo]

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

[lesterisemo]

Am i too much? Am I not enough? Well fuck all of you, if im being harsh I dont care. I dont care anymore. Im sorry. Fuck. I want to cut off everyone in my life but I wont. Im sorry. Ill be quieter from now on, its okay, no one will have to deal with my shit. Im sorry. If I dont respond to anyone, I dont care. I cant bring myself to care about anything anymore. Everything's too much. Im sorry. Ill stop talking. I have everyone on mute so im sorry for not being there when you need me. Im sorry.

[lesterisemo]

Tehehehehe my wives

[lesterisemo]

Chat you think troy will like my drawing 😭

[lesterisemo]

Might be projecting a bit but I like this head Canon so stfu/lh:

Headcanon where L hasnt felt any physical comfort in years, so in yotsuba arc, after that first day he and Light share a bed, Ls like entire system crashes and now hes sitting next to Light more, crouching on his lap for 'optimal thermal regulation' and whenever Light is forcing him to sleep, he waits for Light to sleep before inching as close as possible.

Oh he does wtv tf this is too

👇

[celestialbitch-art]

Incorrect quotes!!

@le-arteest, @anonymousdarkfigure, and for some reason @sssapplebottomjeans

I got bored and I know two of you like them and for some reason Cel wanted to add Sam to the mix

V: When I die I want Kay to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

---

Sam: Do you cook?

V: I made a cake once.

Kay: Yeah, it was good.

V: Really?

Kay: Don’t make me lie twice, V.

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V: So... This is my full potential?

Sam: Yes.

V: So, then it's...

Sam: All downhill from here.

V: Like Kay.

Sam: I do not know what this Kay is. But it sounds disappointing.

---

V: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

V: A stab wound.

V would so say this

---

Sam: I'm not doing to well.

Kay: What's wrong?

Sam: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*V enters the room*

Sam: There it is again.

---

Sam: I hope you all make it to adulthood!

Kay: That’s a great prayer.

V: A needed one.

Kay: A needed one indeed.

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V, to Sam: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

Sam: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*

Kay, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Sam cute or small.

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Kay: Do you take constructive criticism?

V: Not without crying

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Sam, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…

V: Literally none of that is true, Sam.

Sam: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

I don't think Sam would say that but who am I to judge

---

Sam: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Kay: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Sam: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

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Sam: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

V: What changed your mind?

Sam: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

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V: It’s just… no matter what I do, no one wants to be friends with me.

Kay: Yeah I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who NO ONE likes? HEY SAM~

Sam: First of all, how dare you—

Lies

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Kay: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

V: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Kay: But pink.

Sam: And it's hot.

Kay: PINK!

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V: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Isn't V the one who swears she's not gay???

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Kay: I hate V.

Sam: "Hate' is a strong word.

Kay: I have strong opinions.

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Sam: I know where you live.

Kay: Where?

Sam: In a house.

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Kay: Sam! What did I tell you about lying?

Sam, looking down: ...That it only works on V.

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Kay: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

V: Literally or figuratively?

Kay: I have to specify?

It's V of course you do

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Kay, panicking: What are we gonna do?!

Sam: Blame you?

[anonymousdarkfigure]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Indeed i would^^

then i shall call you ittybittyly delicous and adorable^^ @sssapplebottomjeans

accurate^^

THATS CUZ I AM STRAIGHT

wooaaahhh kay how could you, @le-arteest ALSO, mwahahahahaha ik where kay lives~

.....

okay one, yes that is correct sam, and TWO-

hehehehehhehehhehhe... in literal terms, i certinly had a skeleton named @lesterisemo in my closet at one point...

and a skull.

in figurative terms, yes, pleanty.

[lesterisemo]

Hi im the skeleton.

[lesterisemo]

New header image tehe