More Murphy’s Laws for Linguists
Whenever a group of non-linguists learn you are a linguist, someone will always ask you how many languages you speak.

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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More Murphy’s Laws for Linguists
Whenever a group of non-linguists learn you are a linguist, someone will always ask you how many languages you speak.
Tips for Linguists
Never try to teach a syntactician to address sociolinguistic context; it wastes your time and it annoys the syntactician.
Denizler Kitabevi Bookshop in Istanbul, specializing in antique maps and maritime books.
me: wow i sure have learned a lot in this language i am so proud native speaker: *says hello in a new way* me:
t-talking?!
you can translate iacere as “to yeet” if you’re not a linguistic prescriptivist
Alea iacta est. = “The die is yeeted.”
wow this is really embarrassing but you’re absolutely right
do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.
i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today
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Time to take a moment and prepare for the next month. I’m running out of fresh starts in 2019, so I want to make the most of this one. I’m planning to get back to the gym, set up my savings goals, prep for NaNoWriMo, and learn some Hebrew and Bio……all fueled by fruity tea…
🎵 Wonderful World - Sam Cooke
I am loving playing around with these watercolors!!
How to Study when you’re Sick
Thankfully this rarely ever happens because of my super-duper immune system, but when I do get sick, it hits me hard and fast and has no regard whatsoever for upcoming assignments or exams (like today) So! This is what I like to do step-by-step whenever I have to study while simultaneously feeling like death:
1. Go for a shower. Seriously. I know you really don’t want to because you’re tired and achy and it’s so much effort, but you’re also kind of disgusting right now so it’ll pay off, I promise! Turn the water on hot. Pick out your favourite shampoo and soap and use copious amounts. Put conditioner in your hair and brush your teeth while you wait. Rinse away everything, make a mad dash for the fluffiest towel you can find, and dry off.
2. Wear your warmest pyjamas. Yea, you heard me, pyjamas while studying, the sacred rule that everyone has sworn against breaking lest there be terrible consequences!!!!! Here’s the thing. You already feel like a zombie. You literally cannot feel any more exhausted. So put on those fluffy pj’s your grandmother bought you when you were 12, and find some fuzzy socks to match.
3. Gather your study stuff and make tea. Or hot chocolate, or coffee, if you like, though I’d advise against too much milk since dairy tends to make sore throats even worse. Find all of the stuff you need for your study sesh, lay them out neat and tidy, and then have a hot drink to relax. No, I’m not being sarcastic, you genuinely should relax. Your body is already pretty against functioning at this point, and the thought of studying may just knock it over completely, so set up your stuff and then sit down for a few minutes to adjust. Bonus: Look up studyspo on tumblr to get yourself psyched up while you chill!
4. Actually study. It doesn’t have to be for long, it doesn’t have to be a difficult subject, it doesn’t even have to involve notes or highlighters or colourful binders, just as long as you study. Even just reading one page from that biology book is a win! The fact that you’ve even gotten to this stage is a win!! Have a hot drink or water on standby, tissues and painkillers on hand, and wrap a nice soft blanket around your shoulders while you work. And remember: Even if you just study for 5 minutes, that’s still 5 minutes more than you had an hour ago.
5. Congratulate yourself. Tidy up your supplies and put away the books. It doesn’t matter if you did 10 minutes, and hour, or more, the fact that you still survived while doing a remarkable impression of a corpse means you did well!! Have a snack, drink some water, and climb back into bed. You did it!!
by far, one of my favorite organizational tools to plan my whole life is Google Calendar. It’s one of the millions of useful google apps that’s built straight into google accounts, so it’s totally free, functional, & versatile. below I’m going to share my organizational system via Google Calendar!
1. Use multiple calendars
In google calendar (GC), there is a function to create multiple calendars. all of mine are color coded. I have separate calendars for classes, work, fun stuff, residence life, “extra school” (important but not class-related), and things like my gym’s hours/classes, my professors’ office hours, and the schedule for each campus library - like so:
however, it would be a lot going on to have each of those calendars up all the time, so usually I just have my class schedule, work hours, residence life, & birthdays showing, like so (this is from a past week so that’s why the colors are faded):
2. it’s very easy to schedule recurring events with GC. under the create event tab, all you need to do is hit repeat, and then input the days, times, and frequency you want the event to repeat at. This is crazy useful for things like class, office hours, or anything else that happens on a daily/weekly/monthly basis.
3. In addition to the GC desktop version, there is also a mobile phone app, where you can create events, view your schedule, and make plans on the go. I usually add events right as I hear about them, and then go adjust them later. The only downside to the mobile app is that you can’t swap calendars, so if you use multiple (like I do), you have to correct them from your computer once you have the chance. But (imo) that’s way more preferable than thinking your brain will retain the meeting time on its own, only to be disappointed by your lack of memory a few hours later.
4. it is so so so easy to plan things with GC! Invites can be sent directly to emails, and your friends can RSVP. This is an excellent tool for planning study sessions, coffee dates, or errand runs with your squad!
5. With that, it’s also ridiculously easy to share entire calendars with your pals. My roommates & boyfriend all use GC too, so we can all view one another’s schedules. It’s like Find My Friends, only instead of locating them on a physical map you can just view their calendar, know they’re in class, and find another friend to make breakfast plans with tomorrow.
6. Something else that GC offers is Tasks. These can show up on the sidebar of GC in addition to gmail, and you can add due dates (or not, your choice). If you do add a due date, it will show up on the designated day up above your daily schedule with a checkbox, so you can keep track of whether you’ve finished it or not, as well as view upcoming deadlines. I LOVE to use this feature for projects. The only problem is that tasks will not show up on the mobile app, but that is what my hard copy planner is for. :)
basically, I use GC for all of my scheduling, day-to-day activities, classes, and work schedules. My planner is more for assignments & to-do lists, and for keeping note of things when I can’t immediately input them into my phone/calendar. However, when I sit down on Sunday morning to plan my week, I typically make sure everything that I see on my GC (tasks, birthdays, assignments, meetings) is exactly what’s written in my planner, and vice versa. That way, I’m double-checking myself, have info in 2 places, and am reminding myself what exactly is on my plate for the week.
I hope this was helpful! let me know if y’all have any questions at all!!
- hannah
There's two types of books
Type one: Chapter 56, page 20
Type two: Chapter 3, page 148