Creating chaos since 1996

I am myself, thank you.

[stolligaseptember]

Varje år får en andhona ungar i en av Umeå universitets innergårdar och vallas genom Samhällsvetarhuset ut till dammen 🦆

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[the-haiku-bot]

For me personally

the ideal gathering would

be my funeral

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[kosmogrl]

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[eldin-tower]

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

[dagenssvenska]

Älskar hur oförutsägbara de gamla muminserierna är

[rihfenty]

#very normal and healthy information to know

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.02 "Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death" | 3.02 "Toledo"

[famdommcfanface]

It's good to sometimes remember what interview with the vampire is really about - mishandling historical documents.

[the-wreck-of-1852]

[stolligaseptember]

starting a guide

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[findgodinme]

My blog will hear about this

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

what if your situationship asked you to be his lawyer because a rockstar trashed his tacky hotel and requested to meet him but he lied and set the meeting up himself because the rockstar is his ex that he wrote a book about insulting him page after page after page and he wanted to ragebait him into talking to him and get yelled at in french

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

+ bonus reactions

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.02: Toledo TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version.

The Vampire Lestat is now streaming on AMC+. If you have the chance, please support the show by tuning in on the official platforms. Every view counts! 

[endiness]

"That was a rule. That was a choice that we made."

bonus:

[vamplire]

imagine going to an auction for your “deceased” ex husband who is also placing bids on his own stuff because unaware to you he is in another body meanwhile you are using the same continuous bidding as foreplay with your second ex husband over the same shit that belonged to your first ex husband who your second ex husband was also obsessed with. this happened to my good friend louis de pointe du lac