🧚🏽‍♀️⛈🌙

twenty. canada.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

If i were thanos when i snap my fingers id give everyoen a funny hat

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[inhalers]

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

[fatbayonetta]

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

[undismayedmay]

god she’s the prettiest girl i have ever laid eyes on

[twentyonegirls]

who are you fucking

im fucking tired bitch that’s who

[twentycenturyfox]

Jim raised me up

He hurt me but it felt like true love

Jim taught me that

Loving him was never enough

[gaypeopletwitter]

[badgirlsbringheaventoyou-deacti]

Lmao, fr

[lovefadded]

[badgirlsbringheaventoyou-deacti]

HOT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[samuelandrosella-archive-deacti]

*makes a male oc that is actually a cool and epic person* you are my dad now

[samuelandrosella-archive-deacti]

[yassmines]

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[anxi]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[hotboyproblems]

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

[diinofayce]

You can’t just call me out like this.

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

Life is a party and i’m the pinata