I need a drink

Theresa Cassidy (Siryn) indie marvel rp  oc friendly - multi verse - crossfandom

[wordsnquotes]

Sometimes suffering is just suffering. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t build character. It only hurts.

 Jacobs, Kate. Comfort Food. (via sighlight)

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marvel women: morrigan (theresa cassidy)

[haforcere]

X-force #56. Or, as I like to call it, “Theresa’s no good very bad almost entirely rotten day.”

[comicnate]

Siryn by Sara Pichellii

[iron-machinist]

“You can’t do this alone, you are only one man.”

“A man and a suit.”

“What do you want me to do, stand by and watch it all happen?”

[lethalcords]

“No but surely ya don’t have to go chargin’ in alone! At least wait for yer team to come back y’ up. Or… or take me with you.”

[iron-machinist]

“Take you with me? What do you have that my team doesn’t?— That I dont?”

[lethalcords]

“A killer voice for starts. Second I’m here and yer team isn’t so it’s either go it alone which is insane or give me a lift.”

[taskmasterthesecond]

+lethalcords

[lethalcords]

“Y’ should probably be more clear about what goods yer sellin’ before y’ start sellin’ them. That statement could be… misinterpreted.”

[taskmasterthesecond]

“Well whot’ do ya think I do? I sell filled morgues for a price, meanin’ that I mostly just kill people, ya need someone dead?”

[lethalcords]

Terry’s look clearly said she wasn’t impressed, though she hadn’t exactly had high hopes from the moment he’d spoken. “And here I was thinkin’ y’ were sellin’ a good time in a hotel room.”

[overlyenthusasticagent]

Hailing the Siryn

[overlyenthusasticagent]

“Ok, a few things.  One: He’s my best pal, I would never hurt him.  Two: how could I even hurt him?  Three: I never joined Hydra to take over the world.  Four: I’ve endured Hydra torture and reeducation.  That threat doesn’t mean a lot to me.”

[lethalcords]

“Just because he can’t die doesn’t mean y’ can’t hurt him.” Physically and emotionally. It was a lot easier to do the latter than a lot of people realized. Teresa’s eyes narrowed, her voice raising just to the other side of painful. “Yeah well y’ve never met a woman like me have y’? I’ve brought greater men to their knees for less. Don’ test me.”

[overlyenthusasticagent]

“I know. But it doesn’t change the fact I wouldn’t.  And I actually have meet women like you.  Songbird, Mystique, heck Asgaridan women, I know you could do exactly that.  Just because I don’t look it, doesn’t mean I’m not terrified of you.  Or Mr. Wilson.  Honestly it’s probably easier to just assume I am, no matter what I’m saying at the moment.”

[lethalcords]

She didn’t know how she felt about being compared to Mystique but she’d put that aside for now. “Honestly he’s probably getting you into more trouble than you could ever get him into. Even if y’ are - were HYDRA.”

[lethalcords]

“My god sometimes you’re thick as a ditch. What does Shatterstar think of this?”

[dontcallmejulio-a-blog]

“He’s not exactly happy….”

[lethalcords]

“So let us help y’ you idiot. There’s nothing wrong with asking for help.”

[lethalcords]

“What are y’ gonna do t’ help yourself?”

[dontcallmejulio-a-blog]

“I don’t know, alright?”

[lethalcords]

“My god sometimes you’re thick as a ditch. What does Shatterstar think of this?”

[lethalcords]

dontcallmejulio:

“Well that’s a given. This just isn’t one of the things I need help with.”

“What are y’ gonna do t’ help yourself?”

[lethalcords]

skinnybrooklynxpunk started following you

“I’ll go wet the tea. I’m guessin’ whatever story y’ have to tell is best done over a mug.” Terry moved her hand from where it was holding a bloodied cloth to the man’s nose. She didn’t go picking up strays often - her uncle made sure of that - but there was something about this one. Maybe it was the frailty of his frame and the foolhardiness of his head that made her insist on patching him up back at her apartment.

The fight had been her fault after all. “Y’ shouldn’t go chargin’ in on another person’s fight like that. Those lads coulda done ya’ up a lot worse you know.”

[skinnybrooklynxpunk]

Steve nodded trying to tell if the bleeding had stopped or not. He had of course charged headfirst into a fight he obviously could not win. But dangnabbit he was not just gonna let those thugs bully the Dame! 

Steve looked to where the redhead had disappeared to. He really should apologize for causing her trouble.

“’m sorry to be a burden, ma’am. I just didn’t think it was right for a lady such as yourself to be cornered like that.”

[lethalcords]

“I had them right where I wanted them.” Terry smiled a bit and returned to sit beside him with her first aide kit. “I think y’ll be alright though. Just a bit knocked around. Vision okay?” Teresa took the bleeding cloth from his head, wincing when she saw the cut still bleeding.

[lethalcords]

"It's not that I'm ashamed of you, it's that I'm ashamed of myself."

“That sure sounds like an excuse. Essentially ‘It’s not you it’s me’ right?”

[dontcallmejulio-a-blog]

“Terr… you’re like my sister, okay? Just because I accept shit from you doesn’t mean I’m accepting it from myself. And I’m not an alcoholic, despite what people might be saying. I don’t need your help with this.”

[lethalcords]

“No alcoholic thinks they’re an alcoholic. You need help.”

[lethalcords]

"It's not that I'm ashamed of you, it's that I'm ashamed of myself."

“That sure sounds like an excuse. Essentially ‘It’s not you it’s me’ right?”

[lethalcords]

"Oh yeah? Well, I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!"

“Please tell me this isn’t true - nevermind. Comin’ from you I know it is.”

[overlyenthusasticagent]

Hailing the Siryn

[overlyenthusasticagent]

“Um…he kidnapped me from my base.  He was holding me hostage for a while after his raid on Hydra.”

[lethalcords]

She sighed heavily. That sounded like something Deadpool would do. “And y’ saw the err of yer ways in a mercenary’s home. I don’t buy it. If yer lyin’ to me and you’ve hurt him I’ll make you wish you were endurin’ HYDRA torture.”

[overlyenthusasticagent]

“Ok, a few things.  One: He’s my best pal, I would never hurt him.  Two: how could I even hurt him?  Three: I never joined Hydra to take over the world.  Four: I’ve endured Hydra torture and reeducation.  That threat doesn’t mean a lot to me.”

[lethalcords]

“Just because he can’t die doesn’t mean y’ can’t hurt him.” Physically and emotionally. It was a lot easier to do the latter than a lot of people realized. Teresa’s eyes narrowed, her voice raising just to the other side of painful. “Yeah well y’ve never met a woman like me have y’? I’ve brought greater men to their knees for less. Don’ test me.”

[plotsforall]

Chance Encounter Ideas for Your Muses:

Muse A is a chaperone for a school field trip. In between wrangling second graders, they are stuck answering the questions of Muse B, who has incorrectly assumed Muse A is a tour guide.

Muse A is too busy looking at their phone to notice they’ve bumped into a pedestal and upset a priceless statue. Muse B catches the piece just before it hits the floor.

Muse A and their partner are observing in the planetarium. Unbeknownst to Muse A, their partner quickly runs out when they begin feeling sick. Muse B takes the empty seat, and Muse A’s hands begin wandering Muse B’s body in the dark.

Muse A feels a strange connection to an ancient artifact in a display case. They suddenly blurt out to Muse B that they think the piece may have belonged to them in a previous life.

Muse A is admiring one of the many exquisite paintings, when they feel like they’re being watched. They turn to see Muse B with pad and pencil, sketching them.

Muse A’s headphones for the audio tour are faulty. Instead of returning all the way back to the information desk, they ask Muse B if they wouldn’t mind sharing.

Muse A is completely and utterly lost! After several hours of wandering around the enormous museum, they swallow their pride and ask Muse B to help them find the exit.

Muse A comes to sit amongst the masterpieces whenever life gets a little overwhelming. Muse B does the same, and after seeing Muse A several times, Muse B decides to sit next to them and ask about their favorite piece.

Muse A has stepped inside the hurricane force wind simulator, only to have nearly all of their clothes blown off! Muse B quickly offers their jacket.

Muse A is mortified when they find out that the artist of the painting they were insulting is Muse B, and they had been standing next to them the entire time.

[lethalcords]

Always Sunny Starters (Mostly NSFW)

"I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care."

"Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?"

"Dude, Your grandpa's a Nazi!"

"You're goin' to heck, dude."

"Wait... Did you just say 'we' just stepped out of the shower?"

"No, it's not sex I want from you. It's sex I don't want from [insert name of other character]!"

"I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha."

"You get forkstabbed!"

"You should have seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer."

"Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"

"That's a bad idea, whenever you get involved, someone gets hurt."

"It's not that I'm ashamed of you, it's that I'm ashamed of myself."

"Stay away from my bang-maid!"

"Masturbating bums are bad for business."

"Hey! I killed a deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order."

"Oh yeah? Well, I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!"

"Later dudes. S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs."

"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You, on the other hand, well, you're a pit of despair."

"If I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall."

"I'm gonna take my bra off, blast my nips."

"I'm eating because I'm very uncomfortable."

"All right, now, pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken. And you're gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner. It's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken."

"By the way you guys, can I just say as a side note, I am loving this can-wine thing, I think it's brilliant."

"Argh! I'm trying to smoke these hornets to death so I can get their honey, but they keep flying up the tube, stinging me on my face and I think I just swallowed one."

"You drew a man's buttocks on a towel!"

"Cats do not abide by the laws of nature."

"Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!"

"I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes. Next year, the IRS will audit the piss out of him!"

"You keep on using this word "jabroni" and... it's awesome."

"The shorts are not white trash!"

"We're trying to piece a night together and we need your help."

"I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!"

"I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?"

"What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?"

"I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation but that's not the point."

"Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale."

"If you do not get my sister her stories and a new room as soon as possible, then I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor! THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS!"

"Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"

"I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?"

"I eat stickers all the time, dude!"

"Your breath smells like an old lady fart passed through an onion."

"You light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out!"

"I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash."

"I’m to remember every man I’ve seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?!"

"How much cheese have you eaten today?"

"That dude's going to bang your sister, bro."

"Yeah let's pretend you aren't who you are and just try to attract a woman."

"Oh, get a job? Just 'get' a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Job Land where jobs grow on jobbies?"

"We're drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles."

"How do hobos fit all of their stuff into a bandana?!"

"I had sex with you. It was sex with ME. It was SEX with ME."

"I'm dressed as that character from Lord of the Rings, Viggio Morgenstein."

"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter."

"Did you... Fuck... My mom?"

"When was the last time, like, just you and me went out to eat? It's been a while, right?"

"This doesn't represent me!"

"Why do you always want people to sign creepy documents?"

"You two aren't banging, are you?"