Text || Jochel
RACHEL: Excellent. Because you know the next time I see you the bump shall be serenaded.
JO: pls don't spook the fetus.
JO: but jsyk the what to expect book says cruzling now has vocal chords so you can duet i guess.

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Text || Jochel
RACHEL: Excellent. Because you know the next time I see you the bump shall be serenaded.
JO: pls don't spook the fetus.
JO: but jsyk the what to expect book says cruzling now has vocal chords so you can duet i guess.
Text || Jochel
[ Over and over again Rachel listens to the quick beat, and with each loop a widening grin threatens to split her face in two. ]
RACHEL: You also win for the fact that the entire crew believes I've gone insane due to the smile that's overtaken my face.
RACHEL: I love you, Jo.
RACHEL: Best new ringtone EVER.
JO: yeah you're all right too, nerd.
JO: i think the cruzling's got your ear for music.
6D Asks 🎃
6dprompts:
What type of horror (psychological, aliens, killers, ghosts…) scares you most? Why?
Killers. The really fucked up ones with the torturing and the elaborate ritualized killings and the keeping you in a hole with a lotion bucket for years. Fuck that noise.
6D asks:
6dprompts:
Would you rather live in a neighborhood where you know all of your neighbors by name, or where everyone sticks to their own business?
Def knowing neighbors by name. I love people. I mean I hate people all up in my business, but I love people. I’m happiest when I have plenty of acquaintances to wave at while walking the pig.
Text || Jochel
[ attached is a sound file with the cruzling's fluttering heartbeat ]
JO: Not to turn this into a life achievements competition or anything.
JO: But I grew an entire heart from scratch.
JO: So I win.
TEXTS || JOJOE
JOE: And now you're upset for some reason
JO: nope
JO: i'm fine. i was worried you were disappointed, but you say you aren't so
JO: all good
TEXTS || JOJOE
JOE: No I'm not
JOE: Don't try to put words in my mouth, I'm not disappointed
JOE: J, I know exactly what you meant
JO: right. cool.
JO: it's tuesday at noon.
TEXTS || JOJOE
JOE: yeah
JOE: me too
JOE: I'll be there
JO: cool beans
[ after a while ]
JO: you're disappointed, yeah?
TEXTS || JOJOE
JOE: Probably. You know me.
JOE: are you
[ a pause as he tries to find the right word. he fails ]
JOE: excited?
JOE: A little bit at least, you know what I mean
JO: i'm
[ a long, long pause ]
JO: looking forward to hearing if it's ok
JO: you know
JO: make sure all is well in there
TEXTS || JOJOE
JOE: Okay, good
JOE: Heartbeat?
[ after a moment ]
JOE: That sounds kinda awesome Jo
JOE: ;)
JO: smh you're gonna cry aren't you?
JO: i'll bring kleenex
[ a pause ]
JO: it should be cool, yeah
thesanlo:
Oh, God, you still don’t like me. What am I gonna do? I’m so gutted by your opinion of me.
Things are constantly changing. I don’t give two fucks what some self entitled stuck up cunt thinks about me. Have a nice Christmas, porn star.
No, I can totally see the changes - you've gotten saltier and sunk down to porn shaming levels. It’s a real mystery why nobody wants to be around you. But hey, happy Hannukah, whatever it is you do for a living. From my stuck up cunt to yours.
thesanlo:
So it would be different if I wanted to fuck you?
No, it would be different if you’d evolved in any way past the whole bitching about everything and everyone stage, which was the original point however many months ago. But if you’ve been thinking all this time I couldn’t stand you because I was butthurt about you not wanting to fuck me, I guess self awareness is just not really your thing.
thesanlo:
Shockingly, I’ve long since replaced you in my list of people on this site I never wanna meet. I’m still not down to fuck you, but that’s mostly because I like Joe. No animosity on my end.
Cool beans. I still feel the same way about you since nothing’s changed, but I enjoy Joe too, so it doesn’t matter either way.
FMK (with explanation): Samantha, Joe, Quinn
F: Sammy. She’s hot and my sister would rather have her alive and ruined by the hotter Berry experience than killed, I guess.M: Joe. He was born to be a wife. K: Quinn. No actual murderous feelings towards her, but it was the one letter left.
thegoldstar
Have you ever pegged Joe?
Bea is so kind and warns her sister that she may want to scroll on by a particular post. Do I get any such warning? Of course not. Where’s my sisterly love, Monica?
Oh come on. Bea’s thing was a detailed fantasy. My thing was just a general thing! PG-13 at most.
Have you ever pegged Joe?
Have you seen that ass and back? Of course I have, come on.
TEXTS || JOJOE
JOE: Of course I want to come!
[a beat]
JOE: I mean everything is okay isn't it? It's just a regular checkup
JO: yeah, yeah
JO: just the 10 week checkup thing
JO: they said they'll check their heartbeat and my sugar and whatnot