Chris Kettleson

musician, graphic designer, visual artist and general fan of interesting things.

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Warped Tour announces 2017 dates

Above you can find all of the dates for the 2017 Vans Warped Tour.

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Am I blind, or did Canada finally get cut out all together?

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Well.

Goodbye to this Tumblr. I can't "be myself" here. I started this blog as a secretly gay kid trying really hard to be a Christian. That's not me anymore. I don't want you to be offended when I post things, and there will probably be nudity (not me) so I'm not even going to leave a link.

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Life update.

I feel stuck and angry. I can't write out everything I'm feeling without writing a novel, but I'm tired of being fucked over for being generous. Normally I'd just push through it, but I feel like everything is just coming to this super narrow tunnel, and my only choice is to ignore what other people "need," and look out for myself.

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I think I'm getting better with ink. I was never very good at watercolour, but after this month I think I'll give it a shot.

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A little something I did for inktober.

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I'm participating in Inktober this year. Go check my Instagram out if you want to follow what I'm doing. IG: CulpritKid

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Me: I'm pretty sure I can substitute maple syrup for simple syrup. Me:*makes maple whiskey sour* Me: Yup

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Sooo

I'm watching Skin Wars Season 3, and I'm incredibly pissed that shade is being thrown about using fabric, by a person who won their first challenge using just as much fabric in their design. Wtf Rick?

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How I nearly died.

Me:Are you still talking?

Co-worker: Are you still breathing?

*cute butt walks by*

Me(under breath):Barely...

Co-worker:Are you looking at his butt?

Me:*accidentally inhales water*

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Good news

I'm officially being shat on at work because everyone else quit. Woohoo. "You always say you don't have enough money..."

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Real Talk

I have images in my head that I would really like to draw. *no one will see them anyway* I have songs in my head that I need to record. *no one will hear them anyway* I really need to get back to the gym. *I'll still be ugly anyway* This is an accurate depiction of what goes on in my head. I don't know if I can blame it all on mental illness, I'm certain that laziness plays its part, but I have no motivation to push past that laziness and accomplish anything because it will be worthless anyway.

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oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home

and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”

long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

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remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

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This happened to me on a much smaller scale, except it was two sisters who weren't even the same age.

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I have these moments everyday where I have to remind myself that I am closer to 30 than I am to 20, and I should really get my shit together.

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This time on Inside Chris' Brain!

He got fucking married, and I've been single for 8 years? There must be something very wrong with me.

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Suck on that, Marvel.

You know what my superpower is? Being able to make anyone look like the better choice.

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Update.

Apparently my résumé was moved to the "to be interviewed" pile. Just waiting to set a date.

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I applied for this job that will make living significantly more comfortable. The part that sucks is that I always start making plans to pay off debts, and buy what I want, and then I don't get the job. That hasn't happened yet, but I feel like it's too good to actually happen.