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@lets-do-break-at-flake
about my little bugger Four!
My number friendo over here is narcissistic and sassy most of the time, usually not caring for others! He likes to be on top of everything and everyone else, but I headcannon that he has a soft spot for kids!
my little buggy sounds like -this-
and his lethal weapon, the screech-! his first resort when he doesnt get his way! (WARNING, LOUD NOISES)
if you have any questions about him, feel free to ask me! And otherwise, my rules page is HERE.
Rb this with a pic of your f/o and I will draw them in the worst way possible with my finger on my phone.
ENA - STARTER SENTENCES taken from Auction Day, Extinction Party & Temptation Stairway. feel free to edit them before sending as you see fit!
❝Darn, life is so unfair.❞ ❝Shut up and go in peace.❞ ❝CHEESE-AND-RICE, <muse>!❞ ❝… where are we, anyways?❞ ❝YOU ARE ALL LIVING A LIE!!❞ ❝Well, this is quite puzzling!❞ ❝BOO! Give me your lunch money!❞ ❝Everything here is sooo weird..!❞ ❝Finally! Language I can spit at!❞ ❝Wooooooooooah, DUDE!! I’M the gift!❞ ❝HAH! That’s dolphin humour for yah.❞ ❝I’m giving you an advantage, y'know.❞ ❝… Wha?! URGH. Are you drunk again?!❞ ❝oooOHH no no no NO NO N- I CAN’T GO ON!❞ ❝Oh no no no no, no no no no, no no, no-!❞ ❝DRINK THE BLOOD AND SMOKE THE BANANA. YES.❞ ❝Can’t you simpletons lend me some privacy?!❞ ❝I just had the bestest idea: we’ll make a bet!❞ ❝Wow! Look at the crowd today! Everyone’s ugly.❞ ❝Aww… I felt wudeness in that swentence, Swir!❞ ❝HAAAAAA You are asking too many questions, buddy.❞ ❝Rude! You should ask before doing that, you know?!❞ ❝Turrón? TURRÓN? Turrón! Turrón! Turrrrón! TURRRRRRÓN!❞ ❝I think this is going to be the worst day of my life.❞ ❝Yeah, all your existential troubles will go away soon!❞ ❝You may have won this war, but you’ve lost the battle!❞ ❝Do you know why camels don’t do professional wrestling?❞ ❝I- I’m not telling you, you’re going to make fun of me-❞ ❝Why would I know?! I’m too stupid to even imagine anything…❞ ❝What now? Are you going to shoot me or something?! C'MON! DO IT!❞ ❝Nice weather! What conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today?❞ ❝Woah woah woah woah WOAH! Take a chill pill, I meant no ill-will!❞ ❝Err, wait. No, no no, that was very weird, what is wrong with you?❞ ❝I wanna go home… I don’t like this party… I’m allergic to people!!❞ ❝I keep hearing voices inside my head… they tell me to eat my veggies!❞ ❝Who the hell are you? Identify yourself, you disgusting banana worshipper!❞ ❝Heed this warning: desires are never fulfilled nor quenched. You will fail.❞ ❝WHY IS EVERYONE PUNCHING ME SO SOFTLY TODAY?! QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB!!!❞ ❝WHAT… are youUUU? Even SAYING? Hahaha.. oh, can’t you say ANYTHING that makes… sense..?! Heheheh…❞
(Is it alright if I drop in for the first time? Well, sorta, you may know this mun from somewhere~!) what looked to be a blue number ‘4’ type creature was wandering around confusedly. Cute. they were rather small? Maybe 3-4 feet tall? And they didn’t seem to be paying attention to where they were going, seeing ass they ran straight into tenebris. “Ngyah! Oh!” They fell over just like that. What a funny voice. “Ah!! Who are you?!” -lets-do-break-at-flake
*Tenebris was resting a bit in her dragon form, curled up like a big feline when something..or someone, bumped right into her.
A deep, but relaxed, growl can be heard as she lift her head up and turns towards him*
Me? I'm Tenebris, Queen of Dragons and Souls...and who are you?
*She asks while tilting her head, the creature looks quite strange, of course, but she doesn't mind at all, after all dragons come in every form, shape and color too.*
Are you lost, little one?
Does magic make sense? Sometimes yes, sometimes no.. Sometimes not even humans do. And if that makes no sense to you, I can only imagine what would you think by knowing my entire title.
*She jokes a little, but even If her mouth opens to mimic the act of laughing, no sound comes out...After that, she quickly recomposes herself, trying to not think about it. While making, she moves her long and big tail next to him, offering him to hop up and let her carry him* May I offer to carry you?
“Uh. if you want.” they said, their funny sounding voice getting lower for a moment. they comically stretched out their legs, like a rubber hose cartoon.
“See! I can keep up to you~” they returned to a soft, higher tone once more. What a funny little alien.
(Is it alright if I drop in for the first time? Well, sorta, you may know this mun from somewhere~!) what looked to be a blue number ‘4’ type creature was wandering around confusedly. Cute. they were rather small? Maybe 3-4 feet tall? And they didn’t seem to be paying attention to where they were going, seeing ass they ran straight into tenebris. “Ngyah! Oh!” They fell over just like that. What a funny voice. “Ah!! Who are you?!” -lets-do-break-at-flake
*Tenebris was resting a bit in her dragon form, curled up like a big feline when something..or someone, bumped right into her.
A deep, but relaxed, growl can be heard as she lift her head up and turns towards him*
Me? I'm Tenebris, Queen of Dragons and Souls...and who are you?
*She asks while tilting her head, the creature looks quite strange, of course, but she doesn't mind at all, after all dragons come in every form, shape and color too.*
Are you lost, little one?
*The Ancient Queen blinks slowly while looking at the creature, and listening to them*
Forgive me for my manners, I tend to call anyone "little" due to well...my current shape, or 'cause I'm...quite old. *Tenebris then gets up on her four legs, lowering her head to pint her muzzle towards the creature*
It's ok if you wish to not talk about something with me, you don't know much about me other than my title and my name...and I don't think you're a threat to me or my people. Speaking about "this world", the kingdom you're in is a place that it's everywhere and nowhere at the same time, like me...
I'm starting to wonder if you'd traveled from your dimension to this place, for I never saw you. *As they talk, some other dragons get curious and stick their head out from behind trees or bushes or simply from above them.* So, Four, care to join me? I'm heading back to my castle to get some work done.
“Everywhere…. Nowhere…. That does’nt make any sense?” Really? They were one to talk! they were a talking number with tons of unusual powers, who was also a gameshow host for objects, and had an eternal algebra class AND a forest inside of thrm. How about that for ‘not making sense?’
“But! sure thing! I don’t have anything better to do, anyways!” they seemed to get over it quickly, seeing by their smile.
(Is it alright if I drop in for the first time? Well, sorta, you may know this mun from somewhere~!) what looked to be a blue number ‘4’ type creature was wandering around confusedly. Cute. they were rather small? Maybe 3-4 feet tall? And they didn’t seem to be paying attention to where they were going, seeing ass they ran straight into tenebris. “Ngyah! Oh!” They fell over just like that. What a funny voice. “Ah!! Who are you?!” -lets-do-break-at-flake
*Tenebris was resting a bit in her dragon form, curled up like a big feline when something..or someone, bumped right into her.
A deep, but relaxed, growl can be heard as she lift her head up and turns towards him*
Me? I'm Tenebris, Queen of Dragons and Souls...and who are you?
*She asks while tilting her head, the creature looks quite strange, of course, but she doesn't mind at all, after all dragons come in every form, shape and color too.*
Are you lost, little one?
“I’m four~! I guess you could say I’m lost, but not exactly little!“ they smiled slightly, their tone didn’t indicate happiness though. “I ran a popular game show back at home, but- erm…” they didn’t want to admit any defeat. being found better than anyone made them want to curl up and scream. “They… found another host! And I left to explore this world!”
WARM AND FUZZY MEME! SEND AN EMOTICON FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO:
🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE 🎂 YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE ☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK 🍴 YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE 👻 YOUR MUSE TELLING MINE A SPOOKY STORY BY TORCHLIGHT 💀 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE 💍 YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE 👶 YOUR MUSE REVEALING THAT THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH MY MUSE’S BABY 💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE) 👐 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG 🐟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY 🐜 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG 💐 YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS 🌱 YOUR MUSE AND MY MUSE PLANTING A GARDEN TOGETHER 🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP 🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING ⛈ YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE DURING A THUNDERSTORM ☀ YOUR MUSE SLATHERING MY MUSE IN SUNBLOCK ☂ YOUR MUSE SHIELDING MY MUSE FROM RAIN ❄ YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE 💧 YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE 🐁 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ MOUSE 🛀 YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE 🎨 YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE ⚽ YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME 🎸 YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE 💌 YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER 🎁 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT 💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN ❤ YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE 💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
200 Prompts
Not sure if they were deleted completely from this site, but I will be re-uploading all my prompt lists from my old writing blog onto here.
1. “You said that I’d get to have you all weekend. Why can’t you just tell them you can’t go?” - “Because it’s my job, and it’s important.” - “And I’m not?”
2. “You should sleep.” - “I’m not human, therefore, I do not require sleep.”
3. “I will protect you with my life.”
4. “Please don’t let me fall.” - “Never.”
5. “You’ll catch me, right?” - “Always.”
6. “You broke me and now you expect me to follow you out onto the battlefield? No. The answer is no.”
7. “I told you that I’d never leave you; I’m not going anywhere.”
8. “You take me instead, do you hear me? Give her back and take me instead.”
9. “Wait, something doesn’t feel right.”
10. “Did you hear that?”
11. “I almost just died and now you’re telling me that I’m a prophet of God? Are you sure you have the right person?”
12. “Stay here and don’t move. I’ll be right back.”
13. “Look, I know you’re a hardass, but can you play with my hair? It would really help.”
14. “I don’t deserve you.”
15. “Don’t tell me you’re fine, I can see the blood!”
16. “I’m sorry, but…I don’t remember you.”
17. “I wish I’d never met you.” - “No…you don’t mean that.”
18. “You know I hear you talking, but I still don’t have my coffee.”
19. “Do you want to know the hardest thing about having a soulmate? It’s not the separation in the beginning, not the endless nights lying awake, hoping and praying that someone was made for you. It’s…it’s the love. It’s too strong, and you can’t fight it. I’ve tried. Believe me, I’ve tried…but I’m always going to love you. And I need you to know that.”
20. “You would risk the lives of millions for one person? Why?” - “Because it’s not just one life…it’s yours.”
21. “This might sound selfish, but I don’t care about the world - I only care about you!”
22. “Was I just an easy scapegoat to you? Is that it?”
23. “No! Stay away from me! Stay back!”
24. “You must be mistaken - I don’t know who you are.”
25. “I need to know that you can trust me. Please.”
26. “I have these…powers raging around inside me, and I have no clue how to control them.”
27. “I need your help.”
28. “Take one more step and I snap her pretty little neck.”
29. “This is real. You’re real, I’m real. I need you to come back to reality.”
30. “You’re really starting to scare me.”
31. “I’m here for your protection.” - “I don’t need protecting.”
32. “Can someone please explain to me, in small words, why I’m being assigned to this mission?”
33. “Keep your hands over your ears, do you hear me? Even when the noises stop. Don’t listen.”
34. “Close your eyes and keep them closed.”
35. “You shouldn’t have seen that.”
36. “I don’t want you here.”
37. “Follow me. It’s okay, just hold my hand.”
38. “Whatever you do, don’t make a sound.”
39. “Stop freaking out, I’ll be right back.”
40. “That’s for me to know and for you to…well, you know how the saying goes.”
41. “I know the signs…you can’t hide from me, (Name).”
42. “It’s okay to break.” - “I’m not going to break.”
43. “Do you believe in soulmates?” - “No.” - “Oh, well that’s a shame because I’m it. I’m your soulmate.”
44. “If you’re watching this then that means I’ve been taken.”
45. “You can hold my hand if you want.”
46. “As long as I get to hold your hand.”
47. “I will always choose you.”
48. “I can braid your hair for you…if you’d like.”
49. “Maybe if you actually stop staring at her and talk to her, you might have a chance.”
50. “Are you drunk?” - “Not nearly enough.”
51. “Are you trying to seduce me?” - “Depends. Are you seducible?”
52. “I thought I almost lost you.”
53. “I’ve been calling you. I left voicemails - where were you?”
54. “You and me against the world, remember?”
55. “I’ll come back for you.”
56. “Do you remember this? It’s the music box you got me when we were twelve.”
57. “Never trust a man that can dance.”
58. “We’re not alone.”
59. “There’s someone in the house.”
60. “Pay attention to me.”
61. “Were you drawing me?”
62. “It’s basic human instinct.”
63. “I’d rather be spitting blood.”
64. “You can sleep now. I’ll fight the bad dreams off if they come to get you.”
65. “I didn’t tell you that I love you because I wanted to hear it back. I told you because I needed you to know.”
66. “It doesn’t matter what I want.”
67. “You can’t have her and it’s killing you inside.”
68. “Let’s carve our initials into the tree.”
69. “When you touch me I feel a little less broken.”
70. “You look so much like her…”
71. “Let me help you.”
72. “Come on. Let’s get you into the bath.”
73. “How many did you take? Open your mouth, I need to see.”
74. “You need medicine.”
75. “I need you to keep pressure on the wound, okay?”
76. “You have to promise me that you won’t fall in love with me.”
77. “You smell nice.”
78. “I could hear you screaming. Are you okay?”
79. “Shh. I heard something.”
80. “Stop staring at me like that.”
81. “I can never forget that taste.”
82. “I was made to destroy. Not to fix, but to break.”
83. “If you want me, come and get me, motherfuckers.”
84. “I see the spark in you. It’s amazing. Whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.”
85. “If you need an emergency extraction just text SOS and I’ll send armed backup.”
86. “Just a few…more…lines…” - “You’ve been at it all night. Take a break.”
87. “Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.”
88. “I know how this goes. First you buy me a drink, then you tell me how pretty I look, and then, at the end of the night, you ask for my number.”
89. “It’s been a while. You’re not coming back, are you?”
90. “He is very dreamy, but he is not the sun. You are.”
91. “I only ever thought there were two kinds of love: The kind you would kill for, and the kind you would die for…but you, my darling, you were the kind of love I would live for.”
92. “Breathe with me, yeah? Come on. Breathe. You got it - there you go.”
93. “Losing you was the most unbearable pain I’ve ever felt.”
94. “I want you. All of you, and not just half-heartedly, wholly. And maybe that’s selfish, but I don’t care.”
95. “Loving you has never been so easy.”
96. “There are shooting stars in your eyes, and every time I look at you, I make a wish to be able to kiss you one last time.”
97. “I’m drunk and I hate everything. Everything except you.”
98. “Can you just…hold me? Just for tonight.”
99. “You have yourself wrapped in thorns, and then you hate everyone who tries to touch you.”
100. “Put the knife down…I’m not going to hurt you.”
101. “(Name), please…you’re scaring me.”
102. “You don’t have to do this.”
103. “At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.”
104. “You loved her…that’s not a weakness, that’s a virtue.”
105. “Love is never kind; love is confusion and pain and abandonment. It’s every single nightmare your mind has been plagued by. And, yes, it can unmake you in ways you never thought were possible, but love - it will remind you what it’s like to be human.”
106. “I’m right here. I’ve been here all along, but you still can’t see me.”
107. “The way he watches you…like he’s ready to take a bullet for you.” - “Is that a bad thing?”
108. “And I love, I love, I love you.”
109. “I don’t think I ever want to be parted from you. I don’t think my heart could take it.”
110. “You’re such a needy baby.”
111. “You have bewitched me; body and soul.”
112. “I worship you.”
113. “I am begging on my knees. Please, don’t do this.”
114. “I don’t think you know how to love.”
115. “It’s torture, being human. Sometimes I wish I could just turn it off. Turn it all off.”
116. “You don’t have to carry the weight of the world all by yourself, you know?”
117. “I’m all yours.” - “Really?”
118. “I know I can be pretty dense, but you’re giving me some…pretty big signals here, and I don’t know if I’m reading them right but…I hope I’m somewhere along the right track.”
119. “Just one moment…” - “What are you doing?” - “Well, I suppose I’m going to kiss you. I hope that’s alright.”
120. “You’re a woman, that alone makes you magic.”
121. “What if we’re the only ones left?”
122. “Sorry, I didn’t hear a word you just said.”
123. “You have my word. You have all my words.”
124. “Be nice.” - “Always.”
125. “(Name)?” - “Yeah?” - “I’m gonna kiss you now.” - “Okay.”
126. “Just stay. We can figure everything else out later. Right now, just stay.”
127. “My hands are not clean, and maybe they never will be, but they can still carry you home when you’re ready to sleep.”
128. “We’re a mess, you and I.”
129. “Stop looking at me with pity in your eyes. Stop it. Stop fucking looking at me like that.”
130. “It won’t be easy, you know…trying to love me.”
131. “You took advantage of me when all I did was help you.”
132. “What good will come from killing them? Revenge and vengeance are very different things, you need to understand that.”
133. “Take my gun, I don’t want to hurt you.” - “You won’t hurt me.” - “Please. Just take it.”
134. “Bah-Humbug.”
135. “You want to run away? On the night of our wedding?”
136. “You’re upset.” - “I’m not.” - “I know that face. That’s your I’m-upset-with-you face. And your eyebrows - they get really expressive when you’re mad.”
137. “Truth is, I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
138. “Do you love me? If you do, then you need to do this for me.”
139. “Stop staring.” - “I’m not.” - “Oh, sure you aren’t.”
140. “I have a hole…in my side.” - “I’m sorry, what?” - “I was shot.”
141. “I didn’t want you to panic and now you’re panicking which is making me panic and-”
142. “You should talk to her.” - “And have her hear me? No thank you.”
143. “You really don’t know how to talk to women, do you?”
144. “You already know how this one will end.”
145. “I trust you completely.”
146. “I prefer the view from up there.”
147. “I’m not sure how many coffees it takes to be happy, but so far, it’s not twelve.”
148. “I’m so proud of you.”
149. “Away you three inch fool.”
150. “You will be the end of me.”
151. “I will give you the sun.”
152. “You are safe. I won’t let them hurt you.”
153. “I want you to go upstairs and lock the door, okay? Don’t come out until I tell you to.”
154. “I’m a fallen angel.”
155. “I just fell out of an airplane without a parachute and I have no idea how I survived.”
156. “He stares at you every time you look away.”
157. “Shut the hell your mouth.”
158. “Well butter my buns and call me betty crocker.”
159. “Meeting you was the best coincidence life ever gave me.”
160. “You make my heart happy.”
161. “Tell me a lie.” - “I love you.”
162. “They told me you died. And I screamed. I screamed until my lungs hurt too much to continue.”
163. “I’m not sure what peace is supposed to feel like, but I think it may feel a lot like you.”
164. “To keep you safe, I would do anything.”
165. “I deserved a better goodbye.”
166. “I’ll take care of you.” - “It’s rotten work.” - “Not to me. Not if it’s you.”
167. “You’ve suffered through enough.”
168. “Don’t get too close to that one, she’ll singe your fingertips and have you on your knees.”
169. “He was my almost.”
170. “Go ahead. Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.”
171. “Did you have another blackout?”
172. “I think we’d make this a fair fight if we each had a gun. Don’t you agree, boys?”
173. “You think you gave me some sort of gift? You took a messed up girl and turned her into a broken woman.”
174. “I don’t owe you a damn thing.”
175. “Star gazing. That’s your thing? Seriously?”
176. “You don’t know when to stop, do you?”
177. “You’re a coward, (Name)! You hide away this entirely different part to yourself all because you’re afraid that someone might get close to you! You’re afraid that someone might just care about you more than you think you deserve. That - that isn’t fair.”
178. “Don’t do it. If you attack now, then I won’t be able to keep you safe.”
179. “I can’t believe you’re alive!”
180. “Heaven just couldn’t wait for you…”
181. “Higher, further, faster, baby.”
182. “It’s my fault.”
183. “You got a minute to live, fill it with words.”
184. “We’ll lose.” - “Then we’ll do that together too.”
185. “I don’t want to hurt you.” - “I’d like to see you try.”
186. “I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.”
187. “I know I kissed you before, but I didn’t do it right. Can I try again?”
188. “I would die before I let anything happen to you.”
189. “You have my heart. I don’t think I could get it back even if I wanted to.”
190. “I think I may be slightly more drunk than I thought.”
191. “You are love in its best form.”
192. “I don’t regret every second with you, I treasure them”
193. “My universe is you.”
194. “Here, let me hold that for you.”
195. “I read once that holding your breath can stop a panic attack so…when I kissed you…you held your breath.”
196. “Let. Her. Go.”
197. “Did you just call me your boyfriend/girlfriend?”
198. “We were meant for each other.”
199. “Why not be angry? Anger is better than tears, better than grief, better than the guilt.”
200. “He loves you, you know? He’s just afraid of admitting it.”
A blue, number like alien who seemingly appeared from nowhere looked around, confused. “Wh-... eh-?” They had a strange voice.. then, they noticed patton. “Ack-! Who are you?!-“ they gasped excitedly, almost fascinated. “A human!” (AHH I LOVE PATTON!!! HAVE MY FOUR PLEASE TAKE THEM-!!) -lets-do-break-at-flake
Patton jumped in surprise at first, before smiling brightly at the alien, waving. “Woah! Hiya there! My name’s Patton! Who are you?”
“Four.” It said quickly, in its squeaky voice. They walked up to Patton, looking curious. they poked at him a few times having NO idea what they was doing. “So you’re a human? You’re all soft and stuff.”
“Well hiya fouhur!” He giggled slightly at the pokes, trying to protect the spots being poked. “Yes I am human!!! And that’s just how we are!!! All our skin and muscle and stuff makes us feel like that I guess!!!”
“Huh, weird! I never thought I’d meet a human, this is so exciting!“ they grinned, before thinking about it for a second “Wait- why were you laughing?” They asked quickly, wanting to ask as many questions as they could
Patton blushed slightly for a second, try to think of how to explain. “Well— is humans are very... um.... sensitive!!! In some places!!! And when you touch them in certain ways, it makes us laugh!!!” He said, smiling.
Oh wait, they recognized that! It just took them a secon. they grinned slowly, trying to maintain the act as if they still had nooo idea. “oh, that’s sooo cool!” He grinned, though still reaching to poke him.
A blue, number like alien who seemingly appeared from nowhere looked around, confused. “Wh-... eh-?” They had a strange voice.. then, they noticed patton. “Ack-! Who are you?!-“ they gasped excitedly, almost fascinated. “A human!” (AHH I LOVE PATTON!!! HAVE MY FOUR PLEASE TAKE THEM-!!) -lets-do-break-at-flake
Patton jumped in surprise at first, before smiling brightly at the alien, waving. “Woah! Hiya there! My name’s Patton! Who are you?”
“Four.” It said quickly, in its squeaky voice. They walked up to Patton, looking curious. they poked at him a few times having NO idea what they was doing. “So you’re a human? You’re all soft and stuff.”
“Well hiya fouhur!” He giggled slightly at the pokes, trying to protect the spots being poked. “Yes I am human!!! And that’s just how we are!!! All our skin and muscle and stuff makes us feel like that I guess!!!”
“Huh, weird! I never thought I’d meet a human, this is so exciting!“ they grinned, before thinking about it for a second “Wait- why were you laughing?” They asked quickly, wanting to ask as many questions as they could
hello four! i hope youre well :] <3!
“Oh, I am now! I’ve managed to calm down a bit about speakerbox!” He grinned at anon, ruffling their hair.
“Hello, little Hikari! It’s been a little while since I’ve last seen you! But since my show got taken over, I suppose I have nothing better to do.” Four appeared from supposedly nowhere, greeting the little neko child. They seemed upset, but tried not to show that very much. -Lets-do-break-at-flake (hellooo!! *waves at u!*)
(Hi! Long time no see!)
“Fouw-chama!” Hikari smiled and hugged them.
@lets-do-break-at-flake
Four was all soft and squishy as she hugged them. they wrapped their toon arms around her a good few times as well. “Happy to see me again, I see?” He smiled.
“Hikari missed you!”
“I missed you too! I was going to finish up some business back where I’m from, but someone.... offered to do it for me.” they weren’t too happy about it, but he decided to look on the bright side of things. “so now that I have time on my hands, I decided to come back here to see you!”
“Is something wong?” She looked concerned
”of course not!” They grinned forcefully. he just needed to get over it, right? “Anyways, what do you want to do today, Hikari?”
“Hikari wanna get ice cweam!”
“Oh! Sounds fun!” they smiled. “but... do you know where we could get it from?“ they asked, already eager to go.
She pointed to the nearby ice cream store.
“Oh! If thats the case, then let’s go!” He grinned, grabbing onto her hand slightly. Man. They were such a proud dad.
She smiled and held his hand as they went to the ice cream parlor. She wanted a strawberry swirl
Four ordered for her, and got a chocolate ice cream for themselves. They sat at a table outside , and they happily dug in. “So, hows it taste?“
She smiled and happily licked her ice cream, getting some on her nose. “Oichii!”
Four understood many languages from other planet, but they only knew earths English. “Uhh... oichi? what does that mean?” They asked.
“Yummy!” She smiled.
“Oooh, yeah! I agree!!” they grinned, taking a bite of his. They always had a guilty pleasure for chocolate, back at their home, half of their food supply included it.
She smiled and bit into hers as well, which was a mistake.
”gyah- aren’t humans a bit more sensitive to...” they murmured, not finishing his sentence. Welllll, Hikari wasn’t really a human, but if we were rounding, it was close enough.
Hikari whimpered. “Cowd~!”
“Hmm, maybe try putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth for a second..? I don’t know much about your kind, but I heard someone say it helps a ‘brain freeze’ stop faster.” he suggested quickly.
She put her tongue to the roof of her mouth and that did help a bit.
”feeling better?” He asked, licking his ice cream. He was trying to set an example!
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[OH YEAH SCHOOL DONE!! I’m tired af, but still up to be you’re zany neighborhood number buddy! Send me some asks, I’ll answer as four!]
“Hello, little Hikari! It’s been a little while since I’ve last seen you! But since my show got taken over, I suppose I have nothing better to do.” Four appeared from supposedly nowhere, greeting the little neko child. They seemed upset, but tried not to show that very much. -Lets-do-break-at-flake (hellooo!! *waves at u!*)
(Hi! Long time no see!)
“Fouw-chama!” Hikari smiled and hugged them.
@lets-do-break-at-flake
Four was all soft and squishy as she hugged them. they wrapped their toon arms around her a good few times as well. “Happy to see me again, I see?” He smiled.
“Hikari missed you!”
“I missed you too! I was going to finish up some business back where I’m from, but someone.... offered to do it for me.” they weren’t too happy about it, but he decided to look on the bright side of things. “so now that I have time on my hands, I decided to come back here to see you!”
“Is something wong?” She looked concerned
”of course not!” They grinned forcefully. he just needed to get over it, right? “Anyways, what do you want to do today, Hikari?”
“Hikari wanna get ice cweam!”
“Oh! Sounds fun!” they smiled. “but... do you know where we could get it from?“ they asked, already eager to go.
She pointed to the nearby ice cream store.
“Oh! If thats the case, then let’s go!” He grinned, grabbing onto her hand slightly. Man. They were such a proud dad.
She smiled and held his hand as they went to the ice cream parlor. She wanted a strawberry swirl
Four ordered for her, and got a chocolate ice cream for themselves. They sat at a table outside , and they happily dug in. “So, hows it taste?“
She smiled and happily licked her ice cream, getting some on her nose. “Oichii!”
Four understood many languages from other planet, but they only knew earths English. “Uhh... oichi? what does that mean?” They asked.
“Yummy!” She smiled.
“Oooh, yeah! I agree!!” they grinned, taking a bite of his. They always had a guilty pleasure for chocolate, back at their home, half of their food supply included it.
She smiled and bit into hers as well, which was a mistake.
”gyah- aren’t humans a bit more sensitive to...” they murmured, not finishing his sentence. Welllll, Hikari wasn’t really a human, but if we were rounding, it was close enough.
Hikari whimpered. “Cowd~!”
“Hmm, maybe try putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth for a second..? I don’t know much about your kind, but I heard someone say it helps a ‘brain freeze’ stop faster.” he suggested quickly.
“Hello, little Hikari! It’s been a little while since I’ve last seen you! But since my show got taken over, I suppose I have nothing better to do.” Four appeared from supposedly nowhere, greeting the little neko child. They seemed upset, but tried not to show that very much. -Lets-do-break-at-flake (hellooo!! *waves at u!*)
(Hi! Long time no see!)
“Fouw-chama!” Hikari smiled and hugged them.
@lets-do-break-at-flake
Four was all soft and squishy as she hugged them. they wrapped their toon arms around her a good few times as well. “Happy to see me again, I see?” He smiled.
“Hikari missed you!”
“I missed you too! I was going to finish up some business back where I’m from, but someone.... offered to do it for me.” they weren’t too happy about it, but he decided to look on the bright side of things. “so now that I have time on my hands, I decided to come back here to see you!”
“Is something wong?” She looked concerned
”of course not!” They grinned forcefully. he just needed to get over it, right? “Anyways, what do you want to do today, Hikari?”
“Hikari wanna get ice cweam!”
“Oh! Sounds fun!” they smiled. “but... do you know where we could get it from?“ they asked, already eager to go.
She pointed to the nearby ice cream store.
“Oh! If thats the case, then let’s go!” He grinned, grabbing onto her hand slightly. Man. They were such a proud dad.
She smiled and held his hand as they went to the ice cream parlor. She wanted a strawberry swirl
Four ordered for her, and got a chocolate ice cream for themselves. They sat at a table outside , and they happily dug in. “So, hows it taste?“
She smiled and happily licked her ice cream, getting some on her nose. “Oichii!”
Four understood many languages from other planet, but they only knew earths English. “Uhh... oichi? what does that mean?” They asked.
“Yummy!” She smiled.
“Oooh, yeah! I agree!!” they grinned, taking a bite of his. They always had a guilty pleasure for chocolate, back at their home, half of their food supply included it.
She smiled and bit into hers as well, which was a mistake.
”gyah- aren’t humans a bit more sensitive to...” they murmured, not finishing his sentence. Welllll, Hikari wasn’t really a human, but if we were rounding, it was close enough.
“Hello, little Hikari! It’s been a little while since I’ve last seen you! But since my show got taken over, I suppose I have nothing better to do.” Four appeared from supposedly nowhere, greeting the little neko child. They seemed upset, but tried not to show that very much. -Lets-do-break-at-flake (hellooo!! *waves at u!*)
(Hi! Long time no see!)
“Fouw-chama!” Hikari smiled and hugged them.
@lets-do-break-at-flake
Four was all soft and squishy as she hugged them. they wrapped their toon arms around her a good few times as well. “Happy to see me again, I see?” He smiled.
“Hikari missed you!”
“I missed you too! I was going to finish up some business back where I’m from, but someone.... offered to do it for me.” they weren’t too happy about it, but he decided to look on the bright side of things. “so now that I have time on my hands, I decided to come back here to see you!”
“Is something wong?” She looked concerned
”of course not!” They grinned forcefully. he just needed to get over it, right? “Anyways, what do you want to do today, Hikari?”
“Hikari wanna get ice cweam!”
“Oh! Sounds fun!” they smiled. “but... do you know where we could get it from?“ they asked, already eager to go.
She pointed to the nearby ice cream store.
“Oh! If thats the case, then let’s go!” He grinned, grabbing onto her hand slightly. Man. They were such a proud dad.
She smiled and held his hand as they went to the ice cream parlor. She wanted a strawberry swirl
Four ordered for her, and got a chocolate ice cream for themselves. They sat at a table outside , and they happily dug in. “So, hows it taste?“
She smiled and happily licked her ice cream, getting some on her nose. “Oichii!”
Four understood many languages from other planet, but they only knew earths English. “Uhh... oichi? what does that mean?” They asked.
“Yummy!” She smiled.
“Oooh, yeah! I agree!!” they grinned, taking a bite of his. They always had a guilty pleasure for chocolate, back at their home, half of their food supply included it.
