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this is a blog of the guy named Alceste, an honest and hot man

[celimene1]

I cannot believe Alceste broke-up with me! I do admit, I have wronged Alceste; but I didn’t want to move away, and forget the entirety of existence of the human race! Oh well, I am only twenty-one, and there are other suitors out there waiting for me.

" Alas, at twenty-one is...

[letsalceste]

Stop being so lumpatious, Celimene. I think you've done it enough.

Ah, if you really loved me as you ought, you wouldn't give the world a moment's thought. (Act 5, Scene 7) I'm so done with you now.

I could excuse everything else, but since you thus refuse to love me wholly, as a wife should do, and see the world in me, as I in you, go! I reject your hand, and disenthrall my heart from your enchantments, once for all. (Act 5, Scene 5) 

[letsalceste]

May you be true to all you now profess, and so deserve unending happiness. Meanwhile, betrayed and wronged in everything, I'll flee this bitter world where vice is king, and seek some spot unpeopled and apart where I'll be free to have an honest heart. (Act 5, Scene 8)

[letsalceste]

Celimene.. how could you do this to me.. We need to talk.

I'll not forgive her; it's gone too far for that; my mind's made up; I'll kill myself before I waste my hopes upon her any more. Ah, here she is. My wrath intensifies. I shall confront her with her tricks and lies, and crush her utterly, and bring you then a heart no longer slave to Celimene. (Act 4, Scene 2)

[letsalceste]

Hello people. Today I want to show you all what the ultimate radiant beauty looks like. Yes, yes, it is I, Alceste. Let’s be honest, I do look sharp. Just look at my finely chiseled nose, luscious hair and the smoulder. I make all the ladies get turnt. Can’t help it, I’m just this hot. Why am I so perfect? I’m young and rich; I can in modesty lay claim to an exalted pedigree; and owing to my name and my condition I shall not want for honors and position.. I’m clever, handsome, gracefully polite. (Act 3, Scene 1)

[light-shine]

What a stud. Too bad I don’t like you anymore.

[letsalceste]

Madam, permit me, I implore you, to represent myself in this debate. Don't bother, please, to be my advocate. My heart, in any case, could not afford to give your services their due reward; and if I chose, for consolation's sake, some other lady, t'would not be you I'd take. (Act 5, Scene 6)

[clitceli4everlove]

What a peculiar photo.  When taking a nice, long look at it, I can see that this could describe a big bunch of folks who live in my French Society. Not me of course, for I am honest to people all the time.  I never gossip about others… unless I am with Celimene.  Something certain places call for sacrifices, but I make my sacrifice of honesty to woo my lady, and I believe that that itself show deserve some respect. I really am not two faced, but boy do I know a lot of people who are. 

[letsalceste]

This is the exact symbol I was just looking for. All the hypocrites tend to be so nice and gentle in front of the face of the others but they're actually a grotesque hideous devil with a funky beard. When I survey the scene of human folly, finding on every hand base flattery, injustice, fraud, self-interest, treachery.... Ah, it's too much; mankind has grown so base, I mean to break with the whole human race. (Act 1, Scene 1) Yuck.

[letsalceste]

Hello people. Today I want to show you all what the ultimate radiant beauty looks like. Yes, yes, it is I, Alceste. Let's be honest, I do look sharp. Just look at my finely chiseled nose, luscious hair and the smoulder. I make all the ladies get turnt. Can't help it, I'm just this hot. Why am I so perfect? I'm young and rich; I can in modesty lay claim to an exalted pedigree; and owing to my name and my condition I shall not want for honors and position.. I'm clever, handsome, gracefully polite. (Act 3, Scene 1)

[letsalceste]

OMG finally found an enchanting, catchy song by one hot musician called Beyonce that gives such a good and awesome message that I strongly agree. I think every single person on earth should hear this, and for the love of god, hopefully become honest.

[letsalceste]

The truth helps

Educational improvement comes when we are honest about achievement gaps.

 I just read this article and it gave me a firm belief that being honest always does good to people. In this article, it says that you need to be total honest about "achievement gaps" even though it might annoy you or make you feel inferior. If being truthful even helps improve academic achievements, it's kinda obvious that honesty will work better than lying in every situations.

[celimene1]

I adore this lovely drawing by Deborah Mitchell Dryden! I feel like this embodies my true personality and attitude. I like the way that my face is drawn; I look powerful! The drawing gives off the vibe that I think I’m better than everyone else(which may or may not be true). It also gives off the vibe that I focus on my wealth, and powerful people around me(which again, may or may not be true).

"The other day I went to an affair

And found some most distinguished people there

Discussing piety, both false and true.

The conversation soon came round to you.”

(Act ///, Scene Five, Celimene)

[letsalceste]

The painter did a great job on that drawings, my lady. It truely shows your elegance and dignified habitual gesture. But one thing is, I think that dress makes you look indecent, why did you chose to wear that one? It doesn't even matches your skin tone. Ah, forgive my bluntness madame, you know I do not know how to adulate and tell flatteries. However, you yourself, Celimene, you are beautiful.

[letsalceste]

“I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.”

Bill Hicks

I love this dude