[inferno-solo]

[letsasap]

Tell me why I'm only now seeing the bong between his legs....

[tastefullyoffensive]

Paras is lovely this time of year.

[letsasap]

Pretty sure they language they speak in PARIS, is FRENCH.....

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

gay culture is knowing exactly what “can i ask you something” means

[letsasap]

Unless it means "may I present an inquisition to you?" I'm completely clueless

[rainhadaalegria-deactivated2019]

don’t announce things. don’t share your plans. show your progress. prove your growth. let them see your prosperity, not what steps it took to get there.

[letsasap]

Studies have shown that you are 75% more like to achieve a goal, if you tell a loved one

Studies have also shown that 80% of all statistics are in some way inaccurate soooooo.....

[letsasap]

"Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly"

To land? I mean that's kind of important

[tastefullyoffensive]

Left.

[letsasap]

Cause, you know its defiantly not that as whole on the right

[pr1nceshawn]

Zodiac Signs by Shawn Coss.

[knowtherealcost]

[letsasap]

ALERT THE MEDIA!!! CIGARETTE SMOKE ALSO CONTAINS OXYGEN, which is found in the air. It also contains carbon-monoxide, this is found in exhaust fumes (also found in your breath when you exhale)

[meanplastic]

real heroes don’t wear capes

[letsasap]

.....<,<.....>,>....... I don't even know what to say.....

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

[australopithecusrex]

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

answer the question grave robber

[letsasap]

I don't mean to ruin a really funny post (this is a really good one too), but I think a legit answer is fossils

[twotabletaylor-deactivated20180]

What it feels like waiting tables

This is the closest I’ve ever come to walking out of the restaurant mid service. I have been stiffed, shouted at, treated like a dog, treated like an inhuman slave, belittled, berated, and wrecked today. I was on my last nerve, i was shaking, i was red, I was angry, all I could think about was how stressed I was.

But. One thing kept me from walking.

There was this little boy named Peyton at one of my tables today. He was probably no more than 7 years old. He looked at my name tag and smiled all huge like. He said “Oh my goodness your name is Taylor! My name is Peyton! We both have names people mistake for girl’s names!” I went on to talk with this little boy about how one of my good friends is named Peyton, and she was probably one of the coolest people I know. That made him smile the happiest little grin I’ve ever seen. 

So later he runs out of drink, and i just so happened to have his refill at the time. So as I walked up to the table he turns to his dad and says “I’m thirsty” and quicker than nothin’ I set his drink down, “aw man I heard you were thirsty little man.” He just giggles and laughs and calls me awesome.

Now it’s the end of the meal. Mom and Pop are getting ready to pay, and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out two dollars, I’m at the computer across the room, he comes running up to me and pushes the money to me, not his parents money, his money, with both hands and says “Taylor you looked like you were having a hard day, and I don’t think you get paid enough for how totally cool you are. Here have this.” I looked down at that kid, and I’ve never been so close to breaking down in tears in my entire life.

I doubt anyone who knows you is gonna see this, but Peyton, you made my day, and everything I had to put up with worth it. Thanks.

[friendlyangryfeminist]

just because coming out is brave, doesn’t mean being in the closet is cowardly. 

queer existence, queer survival is brave. 

[the-hairypotter]

shout it from the rooftops!

[letsasap]

See this confuses me, I was always taught that the word "queer" was a derogatory term (same as the n work for black people)

[rareity]

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

[letsasap]

Mmmmmm ouch.... Sorry gotta go I need to go watch 5 hours of pokemon, 6 episodes of spongebob, and 2 hours of blue clues just because of this post... Thanks

[heroidic-deactivated20180508]

raise your hand if you’re that type person who never knows what the hell is going on

[letsasap]

Wait, what are we doing?

[120gb-deactivated20171110]

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

[letsasap]

Pheonix is a song you dumbass

Im not disputing that.Im just saying, if youre going to follow a band, literally ANY other mode oof transportation is more practical than a kayak. Phoenix, Az is a great example

[leakedinlondon]

if fall out boy come off hiatus i’m dropping out of school and following them around the world via kayak 

[leakedinlondon]

[fangirltofangod]

too beautiful not to reblog

[piscespoppy]

I am so proud of this person

[afrothekobold]

Congragulations, you basically just killed your chance to get payed anything higher then minimum wage in America, to follow a band around.

[leakedinlondon]

why do all americans on this website assume everyone else is american that is what i want to know

[medalaleafwhisperold]

The sheet says Phoenix… A city in Arizona… In… The U.S. …

[leakedinlondon]

and above that it says Melbourne…. A city in Victoria… In…. Australia…. because phoenix…. is…… a song 

[rosewileson-deactivated20171110]

This still really is incredibly stupid tho

[leakedinlondon]

my high school diploma acceptance letter into my first preference university and I are all devastated that u think i am stupid :((( 

[wheres-coral-blog]

IT GOT BETTER

[letsasap]

Just saying, you had mentioned that you were going to "follow them in a kayak"... Pretty sure you cant get from phoenix to melbourne by kayak. Phoenix is landlocked... Just saying