[REDACTED] @letsenglem - Tumblr Blog

Lem's ultra secret private blog!

this blog is 18+ (mainly cause of the porn..) main/art blog is @citrusbuds !!

all my feelings and my other feelings r over here (and maybe i'll post my ocs fweaking it idk yet)

tags!

#lem sane talks for talking nonsense

#lem freak talks for when i perv out

oc tags and drawing tags from main apply here! just for ease

#lem sane talks #pinned!!!!! yay!!!

cheesefags

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

dumbpuppyfag

this site used to be awesome

#we used to be free #sigh...#this is me when i see good cheese

happy pride month to me and the boy from a 2004 movie i decided needed to be bisexual. cause of ME.

#lem sane talks #i need to draw him sooooo baaaddd #but im shy...

letsenglem

i really kinda wanna change my pfp on this blog to a jotro pic but that might not be my heart talking.... not my heart, not my soul, but a more sinister 3rd thing...

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ok im very indecisive and idk if i wanna commit to jotro pfp so for now have double chino

#lem sane talks

remix0fyourguts

just one lick PLEASE

#THIS AND THAT STUPID HENLEY SHIRT PIC #fob #joseph...

i really kinda wanna change my pfp on this blog to a jotro pic but that might not be my heart talking.... not my heart, not my soul, but a more sinister 3rd thing...

#lem sane talks #also! im too attached to chino christo..

remix0fyourguts

#oh my fucking god #THIS STUPID FUCKING JOTRO PIC #FUUUCCKKKK #my lawyer has advised i not say the things id do to this man #literally what the hell joseph #fob #NOT ON MAIN... MAIN CANT HANDLE THIS

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SAYING IT HERE CAUSE THIS IS A SAFE SPACE. BUT ASA BUTTERFIELD IN OUR HERO, BALTHAZAR LOOKS SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD. LIKE I AM KICKING GIGGLING MY FEET SEEING HIM IN THE TRAILERS. BUT I ONLY SAY THIS CAUSE I AM ALSO A MARTY DRESSLER FUCKER SO WHO AM I TO HAVE OPINIONS ON MEN.

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like listen i've always just had a huge crush on asa butterfield and patrick stump so maybe thats a factor, BUT.

BUT!!!

...i have nothing but shame, actually...

#lem freak talks #guys...... please dont block me for this guys.....#i promise its just cause im yucky mode rn...#i'll do better.......#THEYRE BOTH SO FUCKING GINGER 💀💀

SAYING IT HERE CAUSE THIS IS A SAFE SPACE. BUT ASA BUTTERFIELD IN OUR HERO, BALTHAZAR LOOKS SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD. LIKE I AM KICKING GIGGLING MY FEET SEEING HIM IN THE TRAILERS. BUT I ONLY SAY THIS CAUSE I AM ALSO A MARTY DRESSLER FUCKER SO WHO AM I TO HAVE OPINIONS ON MEN.

#lem freak talks #CATEGORIZING IT AS FREAK TALKS #CAUSE I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS