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they/them. krita user. i program and i draw. im a one man army. Theseus Guide pt 2 progress █████████▒ 90% wordcount: 138k/153k

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hi everybody welcome to my blog . i do a lot of things

quick faq:

you never have to ask to write/draw stuff based off my stuff . not required to @ me but always appreciated

you can do whatever you want 4ever actually yipee . just use your personal discretion on what is or is not appropriate

if you have permission questions still, please ask in my DM's . i'm usually not gonna respond to anon's about that

here is a collection of my fun tags if u r curious yay

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General Tags

general purpose tags used for organizing stuff made by meeee

#stump art general purpose tag for all art. use this to look at everything i've drawn

#stump dump i like to post lil scraps of upcoming comics here

#stump asks yaaay talk to me yayayaayayay

#stump fic i write stories sometimes . i shill for them constantly

#stump streams i draw on twitch every tues ! hang outttt

Long Form Stories

these are the stories which have multiple parts to them. go through the links to see em ! or don't !!

Can of Snakes STATUS: Hiatus no-strings attached sex romp with bill and ford . it's just a simple sexy time with no further emotions involved . no don't open that can of mixed nuts oh god oh no there's snakes everywhere now look what you d

Second or Third Contact STATUS: Complete bill and ford have a cultural exchange early on in their relationship. bill may or may not have ulterior motives.

Lab Negotiations STATUS: One-shot part of theseus' guide. ford needs a lab. bill needs some convincing. but like, in an average workplace kind of way

Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat STATUS: In Progress my funny fic where stan gets to go on fun multiverse adventures with his family. everyone gets along immediately, and there are no problems yay . oh wait a minute i'm getting a psychic vision . oh fuck . guys, i think there might be problems yay

Theraprism Talent Night STATUS: One-shot bill sings a lovely song yay <3

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup STATUS: Complete what if a gamer and a geek could fall in love -- a thought unrelated to this comic, which is just ford and bill having normal conversations about weddings and having normal opinions about it . because they are both healthy & well adjusted people

AU's and Such

I have brain worms so i like to make sure that's everyone else's problem too . these tags help keep the worms sorted and orderly

#gf nevermind all that 5 years post canon world where ford makes an uh-oh whoopsy and shakes the stupid statues hand . this is not a redemption story this is more adopting a feral animal that your entire family hates and is setting on fire story

#gf theseus' guide what if stan and the kids fell through the portal together and got to go on a lost in space adventure with their great uncle ford? what if your uncle decided it was a cool idea to let bill live inside his eye like the pervert he is? these are all questions people keep asking me & i don't know the fucking answer please leave me alo

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*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

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He didn’t have a backup plan

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It's done!! 🎉

Been working on and off with this for over a year 😅 I meant to have the next chapter posted by today, but my beta is still recovering from surgery, so instead I focused my efforts on wrapping up the cover art for my fic!

Is it soap opera with a dash of cosmic horror? Is it a study on the problems parents pass down to their kids? Or is it a convoluted scheme to put Bill & Ford in embarrassing situations, and force the Pines family to question everything they thought they knew? With a dash of mushiness on the side 🤭

Whatever it is, it's a lot of things, but i like to call it... back to updating. (More or less.) I took a hiatus for awhile, but I busted out the rest of the chapters back in December and hope to publish the rest before mid-September eeeeee fingers crossed?? I’ve also finished editing & updating some of the previous chapters! I'd say it's a big improvement!

Check it out if you want and have time to spare! Readers are raving! Just look at what they’ve got to say:

See? look at all those happy readers :D

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Will you make a chapter 9 of a thesis guide to ruining a good boat please do I need to know what happens next

here's a preview just for you . mwah

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@hkthatgffan grunkle ford will lay a thousand damn daniel eggs

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His ass did not deserve this drawing

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Da bill cipher from da gravity falls omg ignore how ugly the second image ones are i was messing with brushes and colors ok. ok

Been getting back into gravity falls for some reason omg someone save me

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Swirls of Jupiter

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the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

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your majesty what is upppp

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I heard it was mermay so here is my humble contribution, it’s Maglor of course 😌

Pose reference by @adorkastock (go check it, it’s free and very fun !!!) and professional enabling by @peasant-player

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beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

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Will you make a chapter 9 of a thesis guide to ruining a good boat please do I need to know what happens next

here's a preview just for you . mwah

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The Chicago Creaker 🐀🐀🐀 Why is she so lonk

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My turn

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xena gave us trans drag lesbianism as a treat

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There are layers to this. Earlier in the episode, Xena discovers her secret while they're sharing a locker room. A woman she has got naked with turned out to be trans. It's the exact scenario terfs are always fear-mongering about, but Xena just shrugs it off.

Also, the kiss was a big deal not just because it was gay but because the trans actress was HIV positive. They wanted to show the world that you can't contract HIV just from kissing someone. Bear in mind, the AIDS crisis was still fresh on people's minds in the 90s.

Happy Pride.

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this is canon now btw

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i drew this in.... (checks notes) april.... woaw...

everyone read again without end NOWWWWWW!!!!