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they/them. krita user. i program and i draw. im a one man army. Theseus Guide pt 2 progress █████████▒ 90% wordcount: 138k/153k

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hi everybody welcome to my blog . i do a lot of things

quick faq:

you never have to ask to write/draw stuff based off my stuff . not required to @ me but always appreciated

you can do whatever you want 4ever actually yipee . just use your personal discretion on what is or is not appropriate

if you have permission questions still, please ask in my DM's . i'm usually not gonna respond to anon's about that

here is a collection of my fun tags if u r curious yay

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General Tags

general purpose tags used for organizing stuff made by meeee

#stump art general purpose tag for all art. use this to look at everything i've drawn

#stump dump i like to post lil scraps of upcoming comics here

#stump asks yaaay talk to me yayayaayayay

#stump fic i write stories sometimes . i shill for them constantly

#stump streams i draw on twitch every tues ! hang outttt

Long Form Stories

these are the stories which have multiple parts to them. go through the links to see em ! or don't !!

Can of Snakes STATUS: Hiatus no-strings attached sex romp with bill and ford . it's just a simple sexy time with no further emotions involved . no don't open that can of mixed nuts oh god oh no there's snakes everywhere now look what you d

Second or Third Contact STATUS: Complete bill and ford have a cultural exchange early on in their relationship. bill may or may not have ulterior motives.

Lab Negotiations STATUS: One-shot part of theseus' guide. ford needs a lab. bill needs some convincing. but like, in an average workplace kind of way

Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat STATUS: In Progress my funny fic where stan gets to go on fun multiverse adventures with his family. everyone gets along immediately, and there are no problems yay . oh wait a minute i'm getting a psychic vision . oh fuck . guys, i think there might be problems yay

Theraprism Talent Night STATUS: One-shot bill sings a lovely song yay <3

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup STATUS: Complete what if a gamer and a geek could fall in love -- a thought unrelated to this comic, which is just ford and bill having normal conversations about weddings and having normal opinions about it . because they are both healthy & well adjusted people

AU's and Such

I have brain worms so i like to make sure that's everyone else's problem too . these tags help keep the worms sorted and orderly

#gf nevermind all that 5 years post canon world where ford makes an uh-oh whoopsy and shakes the stupid statues hand . this is not a redemption story this is more adopting a feral animal that your entire family hates and is setting on fire story

#gf theseus' guide what if stan and the kids fell through the portal together and got to go on a lost in space adventure with their great uncle ford? what if your uncle decided it was a cool idea to let bill live inside his eye like the pervert he is? these are all questions people keep asking me & i don't know the fucking answer please leave me alo

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Will you make a chapter 9 of a thesis guide to ruining a good boat please do I need to know what happens next

here's a preview just for you . mwah

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@hkthatgffan grunkle ford will lay a thousand damn daniel eggs

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His ass did not deserve this drawing

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Da bill cipher from da gravity falls omg ignore how ugly the second image ones are i was messing with brushes and colors ok. ok

Been getting back into gravity falls for some reason omg someone save me

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Swirls of Jupiter

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the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

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your majesty what is upppp

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I heard it was mermay so here is my humble contribution, it’s Maglor of course 😌

Pose reference by @adorkastock (go check it, it’s free and very fun !!!) and professional enabling by @peasant-player

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beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

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Will you make a chapter 9 of a thesis guide to ruining a good boat please do I need to know what happens next

here's a preview just for you . mwah

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The Chicago Creaker 🐀🐀🐀 Why is she so lonk

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My turn

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xena gave us trans drag lesbianism as a treat

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There are layers to this. Earlier in the episode, Xena discovers her secret while they're sharing a locker room. A woman she has got naked with turned out to be trans. It's the exact scenario terfs are always fear-mongering about, but Xena just shrugs it off.

Also, the kiss was a big deal not just because it was gay but because the trans actress was HIV positive. They wanted to show the world that you can't contract HIV just from kissing someone. Bear in mind, the AIDS crisis was still fresh on people's minds in the 90s.

Happy Pride.

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this is canon now btw

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i drew this in.... (checks notes) april.... woaw...

everyone read again without end NOWWWWWW!!!!

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are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

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Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes

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men just love to run their fucking mouth about what women do or do not want without even once considering consulting any actual women on the matter

How Women’s Sports Uniforms Became So Controversial, Long Before The Paris Olympics

Nike’s viral track kit is just one part of the story.

Faced with restrictive and uncomfortable uniforms, these women athletes fought to change their gear

(cnn) — When Olympian Tess Howard put on her new uniform for Great Britain’s women’s field hockey team in 2021, she

Women’s beach handball team fined for choosing shorts over bikini bottoms | CNN

The Norwegian women’s beach handball team has been fined after players opted to wear shorts instead of bikini bottoms during a European cham

Top female athletes speak out amid Olympics, defy convention through their uniforms

Female athletes are breaking with their sports' apparel conventions -- if not regulations -- to prioritize their comfort during competitions

Women’s Uniforms: judgement of women clutters sports front

Sports Commentary Historically, women in sports have not garnered the same respect as men, though they perform the same tasks and play the s

An Olympic medalist who refused to compete in bikini bottoms says skimpy outfits are putting women off athletics

Pole vaulter Holly Bradshaw refused to wear the customary bikini bottoms and crop tops favored by the majority of female athletes.

Underlying Injustices: Female Athlete Uniforms

According to Women in Sport, 78 percent of girls avoid participating in sports while on their period. 78 percent.  CEO of Women in Sport, St

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also this is part of a disturbing but sadly not uncommon attitude that progress = women (specifically women most of the time) showing more skin. because not showing skin is "following irrational religious modesty mandates" like the man on twitter says

somehow being progressive and secular automatically means putting women's bodies on display (although of course these people would shame women showing that much skin because they chose to). gee, I wonder why...

(to be clear, religious concealing clothing should also be respected as long as it's voluntary!)