Someone stole your sweetroll?

I want Erik the Slayer to slay me

[hatsuzookie]

Super Smash Bros Go

Meet your friends in a back alley and beat the shit out of each other.

[birffed]

[vergen]

oh my goodness

[halfwayriight]

(x)

[bleakfalls-blog]

[parthurnaax]

bethesda: you cannot marry anyone other than certain npcs

me:

[bloodofelves]

Stardew Valley

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

[direhuman]

[unregardless]

there are too many reasons why i cant have kids…. for instance i dont want to be responsible for potentially bringing a future furry into this world

[useless-swedenfacts]

the swedish word for grandchild is barnbarn which translates to childchild

[useless-swedenfacts]

the swedish word for vegetable is grönsak which literally means ‘green thing’

[letstakethiselsweyr]

skyrim npc: this is a time sensitive mission, we need to get there right away meet me as soon as possible

dragonborn: *does 50 side quests, buys a home, gets married, adopts two children, ends a civil war, saves the world*

npc: thank the nine you came fast we have no time to lose,

[just-shower-thoughts]

I play open world RPGs (Skyrim, Witcher 3) for the plot, but then avoid the main plot as long as possible.

[parthurnaax]

when skyrim modders try way too hard to make characters look like creepy looking little anime girls

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

Friend: i fucking HATE peaches SHE NEVER FUCKING VISITS ME that FUCKIGN little cat IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCEi FuCkInG H AT E  H  E  R

Me:

[letstakethiselsweyr]

Someone: Raising a family is hard

Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other

Someone: What?

Necromancer: What?

[letstakethiselsweyr]

what ur fav tes race says abt u

argonian: ur biggest ambition is to own as many lizards as possible

altmer: you love mages

breton: you love mages but ur french

bosmer: lotr was and still is ur fave film

dunmer: u cry when u listen to nerevar rising

orismer: u love muscles so much

khajiit: you have a fursona

nord: you are a barbarian secretly and own at least two swords

redguard: u used to play pirates at school

imperial: every night you cry over martin septim

[circusheart]

[squidwardsnowden-deactivated201]

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