cringe fail husband material

i use the word "based" to avoid learning new positive adjectives. @yourdadisalettuce for artsies | he/him | 20s

[nihilean]

comm for @cherry-bomb1985

[lettucefather]

pull yourself up by your boobstraps

[luntfontanne]

[lettucefather]

the locusts are cominggggg

[akindplace]

this friday remember to keep climbing out of this hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

[ar4ivist]

It's pride month, guys, time to project

[tubapun]

I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant

[mysoulspiralbound]

plus the keyblade (metal) is probably bad for the microwave

[lettucefather]

yeah whatever i'm just gonna do what i want and let them eat themselves through their own dissonance

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[lettucefather]

fund to go to brazil called a brazillion dollars

[dogpuppy]

[hersurvival]

[escuerzoresucitado]

If you

don't scream

your body

will...

[cosmonautroger]

Aleksandra Czudzak, Rats

[lettucefather]

I need these fucking tits chopped off immediately or I'm going to end up in a medical case study paper

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear