cringe fail husband material

i use the word "based" to avoid learning new positive adjectives. @yourdadisalettuce for artsies | he/him | 20s

[dogpuppy]

[hersurvival]

[escuerzoresucitado]

If you

don't scream

your body

will...

[cosmonautroger]

Aleksandra Czudzak, Rats

[lettucefather]

I need these fucking tits chopped off immediately or I'm going to end up in a medical case study paper

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[lettucefather]

i love chokers man i really do but whenever i put one on i look like SHIT quite literally like this dog

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

[birdsmybeloved]

ACT 2

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[freak-motion]

okaay maybe i DO care about them a little bit

finally got this out of my brain. rest in peace to like 3 of my graphite pencils