please don't be in love with someone else

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do blind people see their dreams?

[deeplifequotes]

If they weren’t good for you in 2015, they won’t be great for you in 2016. Let them go.

robert tew (via deeplifequotes)

[thatkindofawoman-deactivated201]

I basically just want to travel and have sex.

[mrbenwyatt]

[deathtotheredqueen]

AND?

[kiodi]

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

[sublim-ature]

[gosh]

[dicklover3000]

me: *stays hydrated* me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

[lhommetimide]

when you tired of not having a bae

[ch-ndl-r]

[radioactiveredhead]

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

[siminiedoodless-deactivated2021]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Facebook

[livingpursuit]

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

[asian]

[a-joyfuljourney]

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

[in-vagina-we-thrust]

Keep her