[teamlesbianlove]

Mallorca

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was a football player i would probably use the first half to chill out a little, see how i was feeling, get a vibe going. then if i was into it i’d use the second half to score more than the other team.

[fantaesticbxyern]

I think bayern works the other way lmaoaksk

[intensional]

failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.

[goretzkaaas-deactivated20201210]

☕️ buli opening again

oof okay sooooo...

generally i miss football very much and since bayern has actually had a great season i would be a little mad if they really cancelled the rest of the season

BUT

1. it‘s a waste of ressources: it‘s not fair if the buli gets tested regularly but normal people only get tested if there‘s an indication that they might have corona

2. health concerns: kalou‘s video proved that at least one of the buli teams has ignored the hygiene rules such as no handshakes, no more than two people in a room and no using of the locker rooms and let‘s be real, if a bayern or bvb player had posted such a video the rest of the season would have been cancelled without much discussion

3. it takes approximately 2000 people or even more to get a bundesliga game running - you have the teams and their staff plus the bosses probably plus tv guys plus photographers plus catering plus security (and at the allianz arena you have people at every entrance of the arena and of the blocks and in the blocks and on level 0 and by the pitch etc) and that‘s way too many people in one place

4. does anyone REALLY HONESTLY think that not a single fan will show up outside the stadium? we‘ve seen it with the last game day before the break: fans were in front of the arenas celebrating and there‘s a huge infection risk

5. football is not essential. none of the clubs is actually gonna go broke when the season is cancelled. sure some might have a few problems but the DFB has a shit load of money which they should better invest into their teams and not into blackmail

6. personally i think they should have started a „test drive“ with the dfb pokal games - showing them in free tv and making sure no fans show up and no one got infected bc that would have only been two games and not 9 fucking games

7. another option would have also been to push back the start of the next bundesliga season till january, giving the dfl time to play the season till November or December which also would have solved the problem concerning the short winterbreak ahead of the qatar world cup.

so long story short it‘s the wrong thing to do. if you ask me (and i‘m at least more of an expert than the general population bc i took immunobiology last semester) it‘s all coming way too soon. We will probably experience a second wave of infection here in germany and it will not be pretty - the bundesliga will be the least of our worries.

ALSO should there be a spike of corona cases in bundesliga they better cancel the whole season or i will personally fight everyone @dfl you can bet on it

[glimmerofawesome]

[gaywoso]

[winntir]

No one:

Cats when they love someone:

[hangmanmoxley-deactivated202308]

true love is marrying someone in shorts and a suit that look like they're covered in black confetti and mismatched socks love is the blindest bitch

[greatsofthegame]

Philipp Lahm, Full Back/Defensive Midfielder, considered by many to be one of the best full backs of his generation, and was included in the World Cup team of the tournament in 2006, 2010, and 2014, and the UEFA Team of the Tournament in 2008 and 2012 and in the UEFA Team of the Year 2006, 2008, 2012, 2013 and 2014. Although Lahm is right-footed, he is able to play on both sides of the pitch, due to his tactical intelligence and versatility. He often cuts from the flank to the inside of the pitch to either shoot and/or pass. In particular, he is renowned for his pace, technique, stamina, and precise tackling abilities, as well as his small stature, which earned him the nickname the “Magic Dwarf”.

[goalretzkas]

We killed the bees and got a clean sheet too

[veryfunnymemes]

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[hazelbeewitched]

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

[viinnttaaggee]

I always feel so bad after oversharing like pls delete that from your memory and pretend it never happened

[elishamanning]

WHY is bayern only signing players with questionable facial hair

[elishamanning]

bayern said we want players with hair on their chins and on their chins ONLY

[bubonickitten]

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

[bubonickitten]

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

[teaboot]

I usually go “where is the dumbest place I could have left it?” And voilà

[the-necessary-unnecessary]

She was so surprised someone would assume she was straight kcnxnsjxbd

[danielle-van-de-dork]