The Confessions

Of a Know it All

[theonethatgotleftbehind]

[memoirsofafemalegamer-deactivat]

OUTBREAK PRIME Exotic Pulse Rifle

“I’ve done the math. When you pull this trigger, one plus one equals zero. Every time.” Shiro-4

[ruinedchildhood]

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[ninfia]

Ummmm…. Silent hill go?

[leutlo]

the return of Gravity Falls

[fy-baeksumin]

vintagevender [로즈마리 향 가득히]

[leutlo]

I may or may not have named my Oddish Blaze It because of his CP. #pokemonGo #oddish #420 #blazeit

[memewhore]

[bran-is-done]

your package has been delivered

[ups-official]

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

[unclebeanbag]

When you need fast delivery we come through

[iyazo]

@ups-official

[ups-official]

I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

[iyazo]

just destroy any competition. yeah i see you..

[ups-official]

That’s how we roll

[squeeful]

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.

[unclebeanbag]

At least we go through the door

[merrillyy]

Hanzo  //  Sakura

[awesomevines]

When she says she only dates country boys

[galaxypox]

i ha t e this

[mmilhouse]

i cant stop watching this

[kelzack-deactivated20160612]

Ok, but seriously though. What kinda connections do you need to be able to bring a horse into a retail store and film a vine.

[arachnofiend]

It’s Tractor Supply Co, they probably had a horse he could borrow for this video

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[stack--trace]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[halanniee-deactivated20250204]

Korra Parks and Rec 2: Due to high demand and my forgetting April in the first one. k bye.

[thatsthat24]

THIS IS PERFECT

[leutlo]

doesn’t April actually voice one of the twins?

[vine-blog]

When you try not to be cool

[smerchingaround]

Relatable

[8bitrevolver]

Retro Game Room Version 2 I needed to patch the walls and paint, so I thought I might as well change it all up.

23 different consoles and handhelds, about 450 old games. Framemeister xrgb-mini upscaler so it doesn’t look bad on a new tv, handmade custom MAME cabinet, and a fuzzy chair and fuzzy carpet :)

A lot of work, and a lifetime of collecting!

[fujicucumber]

And no girlfriend

[8bitrevolver]

In an incredible plot twist, I’m actually someone’s wife.

[thegentlemangamer-deactivated20]

[blvckgeezus]

Reblogging for that gif

[ithelpstodream]

[hitouka]

consider this: a happy bulbasaur 🍂

[adeles]

Moana (2016), voiced by Auli’i Cravalho, is Disney’s first ever Pacific Islander princess.

[leutlo]

does Lilo not count?