Half the Levan

[levan--theman]

Last nights antics forced me to spend a night in the fucking slammer, almost felt as macho as my brother but at least I weren't the one to drop the soap.

Sudden mind set of that sexy teenager that I once.

[headfucklevan]

Back here I suppose.

[headfucklevan]

Nick.

Sorry to dissapoint you little brother but no. Looks like the old man has a liking to me after all. That’s all.

[levan--theman]

Fuck-.. That's bullshit, he wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire. That's you, though, getting the best of everything despite how much of an utter twat you are. Care to show me the ways to get to him?

Why here? You didn't have to come back here. They won't forgive you, Matty.

[alex-britton-deactivated2014071]

You look like you’re on a mission.

[levan--theman]

Yeah? And you're getting in the way- ..So if you wouldn't mind, Robin, hop it.

[troubled-effy-blog]

"What got you knickers on a twist then?"

[levan--theman]

Definitely not the lack of, in front of me.

[levan--theman]

[meg-doherty]

Fuck—- If you start looking any more morbid, I’ll puke.

Relieve your woes, tough guy. What’s up?

[levan--theman]

Add to the patterns on the floor, peaches, I'm sure it'll cheer up some of the punters at least. You'll still look better than I feel.

That depends.. You gon' serve me or what?

[tendershe]

Everything alrigh’ mate? Ya’ looking tense. 

[levan--theman]

That an offering for a neck rub or are you just holding out for a good 'ol chat?

[darnitdelaney-deactivated201408]

Oh, d-do you need help f-finding something?

[levan--theman]

Fifty shades of grey seems like something I want to get my head into, yeah.

[headfucklevan]

Back here I suppose.

[levan--theman]

Matthew.

Either you've turned into Bristol's most wanted which is a bit far fetched, even for you, or.. you're out on a fucking park walk with a babysitter.

[levan--theman]