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under the cut there are 30 roleplay icons of gaia weiss as Þórunn in the tv show vikings. all of them were made by me, please like or reblog if you’re using these !

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FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS SENTENCE MEME ↪ change pronouns, etc. where necessary

’ shh, we’re hunting shitheads. ’ ’ son, that’s called your face. ’ ’ i told my wife she was good-looking for a ghoul. it’s just too bad she’s not a ghoul. ’ ’ if my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me ! ’ ’ i’ve never felt she was dangerous. ’ ’ the problem was what mattered to him, not its practical impact. ’ ’ i’m here because of you. ’ ’ i figure you’re the one most deserving of it. ’ ’ if you need anything – anything at all – you know where to find me. ’ ’ looks like you’ve got some dirt in you after all. ’ ’ you call and we’ll come running. ’ ’ that was a nice bit of hey-hey, girlie ! ’ ’ you stick with me and you don’t have to work a day in your life. ’ ’ you just sit there and look pretty for me. ’ ’ you again ? how’d you find me here ? ’ ’ if this is a trap, i’m going to take a lot of you with me. ’ ’ it was not a challenge to find you. ’ ’ the second half of your payment is late and i want to know why. ’ ’ if the republic’s skinhole-progress doesn’t kill us, greed will. ’ ’ thanks for bringing me this. ’ ’ i know revenge must have been tempting. ’ ’ for what it’s worth, i appreciate you didn’t share any more blood. ’ ’ glad you iced that little fucker. ’ ’ anyone that wears a suit like that… well, they’re asking for bullets. ’ ’ that sarcasm blew right over your head, didn’t it ? ’ ’ so fucked up she doesn’t even know that she’s the bad guy. ’ ’ you’re a weak link. do something about it. ’ ’ life’s harsh, but still, it beats the hell out of the desert. ’ ’ we’ve got numbers, we’ve got food, and we’ve got trade. ’ ’ i see you can take care of yourself. ’ ’ your revolver’s trigger shines like silver. ’ ’ i’d like them dealth with all the same. ’ ’ locals are getting edgy. ’ ’ how long, you think, before you’re gutted open by an angry mob ? ’ ’ no need for violence. ’ ’ i was hoping you’d be that stupid. ’ ’ i’m not so angry all the time, you know ? ’ ’ then i don’t need to tell you they can be a pain in the ass. ’ ’ business ? what the fuck do you mean business ? ’ ’ you looking to get yourself burned ? ’ ’ now you start talking real clear, and i mean fucking crystal clear, because i’m about to lose my patience. ’ ’ what, did you put a plug in his cocktube to make him explode ? ’ ’ no one can distinguish between my work and the real thing. ’ ’ can’t keep the courier spirit down, eh ? ’ ’ this is what a hero must feel like. ’ ’ playing out a bad hand can pay off in the end. ’ ’ then he turned down the job, just like that. ’ ’ then he just up and walked out. ’ ’ sounds like you two had a history for him to act like that. ’ ’ i don’t want you getting killed for this. ’ ’ i’m asking for eyes and ears, not your life. ’ ’ you and i, we’re just a couple of problem solvers. ’

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DRAGON AGE 2 SETNENCE MEME ↪ change pronouns, etc. where necessary

’ what ? this isn’t the tavern ? i’m so disappointed. ’ ’ no more running for our lives unless we really have to. ’ ’ a person in your position, seems like they might learn some protiftable things. ’ ’ then we can break in and i don’t care if we kill them. ’ ’ a lone guard isn’t much of a patrol. ’ ’ what a bizarre thing to be scared of. ’ ’ if you have to kill them, then i guess it can’t be avoided. ’ ’ it’s sunnier here, and nobody calls me my lord. ’ ’ cause trouble, and you’ll meet our blades, stranger. ’ ’ you’ll have to work harder than that to offend me. ’ ’ i’ve done a little fighting before, but it was always alone. ’ ’ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ’ ’ i’m sensing a story here. ’ ’ we’re good people that look out for each other. ’ ’ sure, demons are very helpful… right up until they take your mind and turn you into a monster. ’ ’ that won’t happen. i know how to defend myself. ’ ’ be careful up ahead. restless things prowl the heights. ’ ’ do you know who i am, beyond that title ? ’ ’ the people bend their knee too quickly. ’ ’ so refreshing to see someone who keeps their end of a bargain. ’ ’ it is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly. ’ ’ take care not to cling to it, to hold it so close that it poisons your soul. ’ ’ the more people you ask, the worse the rumors become. ’ ’ i wish i still had your innocence. ’ ’ but i’m not that man anymore. i’ll break your heart. ’ ’ blood’s blood and all, but you are taking advantage of my hospitality. ’ ’ greet customers that way, and you’ll earn more beatings than coins. ’ ’ don’t worry. we do this sort of thing often. ’ ’ you could have offered me a glass first, you know. ’ ’ i’ll try to look sufficiently meek and oppressed. ’ ’ well, it’s not a good story unless the hero dies. ’ ’ and here we are in the brothel ! my day is complete. ’ ’ if someone here tries to hire me again, i’m leaving. ’ ’ you should here what some of the others are called. ’ ’ honey, i could write volumes on the things i know. ’ ’ they’re slaves ! you should want to help them ! ’ ’ you’re just too dangerous. you have to die. ’ ’ once the nobles are out of the way, you can really admire the scenery. ’ ’ you’re nothing but tits and ass to the men in this place… ’ ’ someone starts raising the undead and it’s all downhill from there. ’ ’ are we supposed to believe that you had no part in his actions ? ’ ’ your confidence almost makes me believe you. ’ ’ they strike first and think after. they are far earier to kill than to fool. ’ ’ i’d wager you’ve gone even further than that. ’ ’ a little rough for a rescue, don’t you think ? ’ ’ i’ll cut out your tongue and charge extra for bringing you back quiet ! ’ ’ i can’t help it if i make an impression. ’ ’ if you tie yourself to me, i’ll only hurt you. ’ ’ don’t tell me you’re going to miss all the attention. ’ ’ she did always love being constantly watched by large, armed men. ’ ’ he said it’d be all right. said we’d kill a few, not everyone. ’ ’ they fear to fight us, so they destroy our minds instead. ’ ’ you can’t tease me like this and expect me to resist forever. ’ ’ death is never justice. ’ ’ i’d rather talk directly, if you don’t mind. ’ ’ is that a compliment or an insult ? ’ ’ it’s not often you get to submit and still come out the hero. ’ ’ have i ever given you the impression that i was turned off by crazy ? ’ ’ she was a special woman. never met her like again. ’ ’ as they say, two’s a company, but three is better. ’ ’ just… just let me explain ! ’ ’ fight someone whose weapons are not bound ! ’ ’ they only pick on those whose lives they already hold in their hands. ’ ’ your plans have fallen to outright murder ? ’ ’ you killed him so no one would follow his free choice, right or wrong. ’ ’ are you blind, man ? kiss her already ! ’ ’ i suppose you think she planned the entire thing ? ’ ’ your society is a disease. ’ ’ you thought you could strand them here for four years without consequence ? ’ ’ sounds like you two have quite the little argument going. ’ ’ i need to know if it’s a trap. ’ ’ stop what ? stop killing a traitor ? ’ ’ it may have been the right thing, but it was also the dumb thing. ’ ’ i don’t want a hero, i want my daughter ! ’ ’ you can be… forceful. ’ ’ i think of others before myself. you seem tired of that, and that’s dangerous. ’ ’ right. perfectly safe if he cooperates. ’ ’ maybe in another year i could work my way up to piss-boy. ’ ’ he is a force of vengeace. and he has no grasp of mercy. ’ ’ i have seen many crimes done in the name of survival. ’ ’ i’ve had hundreds of those in my hands, and they’re never that size. ’ ’ sailors --- they’re touchy about their toast. ’ ’ i just sell it. i’m not responsible for what people do with it. ’ ’ mind what you say about my countrymen. ’ ’ i can already tell this isn’t going anywhere pleasant. ’ ’ the difference between a courtesan and a whore is… well, their shoes are nicer. ’ ’ apostate prostitutes ? apos-titutes ! ’ ’ i let you live, and i condemn countless innocents to slavery ! ’ ’ you have turned your back on your kin ? ’

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under the cut there are 35 roleplayable icons of ciri. all of them were made by me, please like or reblog if using.