[jackmeatington]

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur is making this such an unpleasant viewing experience for everyone else

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[animations-daily]

Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of ‘93.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

When I was a kid I laughed at this, but now as an adult who works in the public, I can assure you people are exactly like this.

[twibs]

[sniffling]

the only advice you’ll ever need

[gahdamnpunk]

* pretends to be shocked *

[deceptivenewt]

https://theappeal.org/incarceration-is-always-a-policy-failure/#.XN1_gLUqpac.twitter

Incarceration Is Always a Policy Failure

Instead of building ‘humane jails’ to replace Rikers Island, let’s push the NYPD to cut down on arrests.

[regressionsimulator]

[mouthfacemegagirl-deactivated20]

Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.

(I love these nerds so much)

If you can think of others leave them in the comments!

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[loremerchant]

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

Sustained.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

[splickedylit]

#you don’t believe you can be liked so you settle for being useful 

[tiktoks-repost]

I am a citizen of the United States of America and I DEMAND MY RIGHT

[thenatsdorf]

[sandersstudies]

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

[strawberryjellystuff-deactivate]

i

i had to

[catchymemes]

[babyanimalgifs]

(via alyssemazakian)

[nobody-8-9]

I say we add some band patches and we’re on to somethin! 😂

[undomestication]

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

[anxietyproblem]