Seeing The Funny Side Since '94

Lewis Nicholson // 21 // The Jester

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Jessica rose an eyebrow at Lewis before making a face of disgust as the other pulled out the clow mask. The blonde girl hated clowns. For something that’s supposed to make people so happy, she’s yet to see a movie that a clow did anything besides kill people or make them cry. “You’re such a dork.” She scoffed as she pulled out her concealer, flipping it open to look at herself in the mirror. “I don’t know. But if that thing ends up scaring me, I’m killing you myself.” 

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“I try, Jess. I try.” Lewis gave a humble bow before stashing the mask back into his bag. God, he was going to get someone so good with that later. He rolled his eyes as Jess brought out her mirror. “Really? We’re up an almost certainly haunted ski lodge where we’re for sure going to all die and you care about how your complexion looks?”

Lewis pretended to think about her other comment for a second, before replying, “It’d be worth it just for the look on your face, to be honest. I’d be laughing all the way to my grave.” 

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“Seriously? Who the hell brings a clown mask?” Jessica scoffed at the boy’s words and rolled her eyes. “Werewolf masks are where it’s at.” She said with a smirk. 

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“Ah, they were fresh out, unfortunately.” Lewis replied, pulling the clown mask out to show her. “Besides, people are way more scared of clowns than they are of dogs. I’m going for maximum fear factor here.” 

“Do you think that Loren will let me hang this somewhere where people will walk into it and be all like ‘WHHHHAAAAHHHHHH!!!’ because that’s the stuff that legendary pranks are made of.” 

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“Creepy mountain. Great. Just great. I bet we’ll have loooooaaaaaads of fun up here. And no murders or anything, I’ll bet.” 

“Do you wanna see the clown mask I bought just for this?”