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Get yourself a girl who blushes when you ask what her kinks are, but will try and suck your soul out of your cock when she gets you all alone

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Me .

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POC that are into BDSM reblog this

Am i alone or??

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me at your funeral

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RIP Vine January 24, 2013 - January 17, 2017 x x

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kanye’s ex wrote a poem about the “new” kanye…hit kinda deep

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HOOOOO MY GAWD

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To watch later

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UNMUTE

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i have always loved kelis and felt close to her and this really solidified that b/c i too want a magical home

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i’m late but i had 2 make my own

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THE DOG AGAINST THE WALL IM SCREAMING

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WATCH THIS

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I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

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[captions]

Taylor: “So some of my fans know that I have a weird ability of catching things with my mouth; most often grapes. [catches grape in his mouth] One fan mentioned grapes are too easy, so I call this the ‘Fruit Toss Challenge’.”

[music plays in the background]

[Taylor catches a strawberry, and then an avocado. The grapefruit smacks him in the mouth but he does not catch it. Several attempts with bananas are unsuccesful. Another grapefruit smacks him in the face. He laughs and throws it on the ground.]

Taylor: “Get in my mouth! [to the camera] Let’s go!”

[He slaps away a box of strawberries]

Taylor: [irritated] “Not. The box. Of strawberries!”

Friend: “Oh.”

Taylor: [irritated] “One strawberry!”

[watermelon crashes at Taylor’s feet, he gingerly steps back]

Taylor: “Are you kidding me?”

[cake is thrown and smashes into Taylor’s face]

Taylor: “What is this? I thought - [spits out cake]- I thought this was a fruit toss challenge?”

Friend: “It’s a fruitcake.”

Taylor: [incredulous] “Fruitcake?”

Friend: “Yeah, man, fruitcake.”